| Tom from T.O. |
1. Do not go there with the North American service mentality and expect quick service, that expectation will ruin the trip. Service is sometimes slow, a handfull have attitude, but you will get what you need. As you step off the plane and line up for customs, you literally must slow yourself down and start thinking, "Negirl, mon....let's all chill out mon...."
2. On the bus to the resort, it will make a pit stop. Buy two bottled beers, open them right there and then get back on the bus and enjoy the feeling of having a beer while you drive in the bus or cab, it is one of the best parts of the trip. If you are cabbing it, tell the driver to stop for beers. You don't have to have a porter take your bags but they are pushy. Have a U.S. fiver handy if you do take a porter and another fiver handy for the busdriver.
Have a great trip. |
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| johnl |
Quote: Originally posted by Tom from T.O.
1. Do not go there with the North American service mentality and expect quick service, that expectation will ruin the trip. Service is sometimes slow, a handfull have attitude, but you will get what you need. As you step off the plane and line up for customs, you literally must slow yourself down and start thinking, "Negirl, mon....let's all chill out mon...."
2. On the bus to the resort, it will make a pit stop. Buy two bottled beers, open them right there and then get back on the bus and enjoy the feeling of having a beer while you drive in the bus or cab, it is one of the best parts of the trip. If you are cabbing it, tell the driver to stop for beers. You don't have to have a porter take your bags but they are pushy. Have a U.S. fiver handy if you do take a porter and another fiver handy for the busdriver.
Have a great trip. |
Very good point, applies to Mexico too. Couldn't tell you how many people I see down there losing their minds because they can't wrap their heads around the different culture. |
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| IGOWFO |
Sounds like Brent will make it just fine. He will probably step off the plane, clear customs, roll one up, and burn it. That will set the tone for the trip. Kinda just relax and chill the fuck out.
The big thing to remember is to not drink anything unless you open it or see it opened. Just have a great time and forget the world. |
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| Tom from T.O. |
Quote: Originally posted by IGOWFO
Sounds like Brent will make it just fine. He will probably step off the plane, clear customs, roll one up, and burn it. That will set the tone for the trip. Kinda just relax and chill the fuck out.
The big thing to remember is to not drink anything unless you open it or see it opened. Just have a great time and forget the world. |
One other thing.....I don't like rum, I drink red Stripe beer, but Jamaican rum with ginger ale....a damn nice drink.
3. Drink alot of water. People get "hangovers" and "tired" not due to alcohol excess but often due to dehydration that then is blamed on alcohol. For each drink, have a glass of water. Then you wade into the ocean, piss free and clear, then repeat. |
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| foxmulder91 |
| and make those Jamaicans were a rubber when they plow his old lady.... |
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| Siobahn's Moyel |
| Pick up a few pounds of Mavis Bank or Jablum coffee, and a bottle of 12 year old Appleton Estates dark rum. Both are a 1/3 of the price you pay here. |
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| chillum_99 |
| Don't put your dick NEAR any Jamaican or let one near Amanda, huge AIDS problem down there. Also, most of the weed is brown crap make sure you ask for "high grade" and keep refusing what they bring until you get some green. |
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