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08-23-07 Super Fan Roundtable Listening Thread - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics
MadMax
Artie is definetly Smarter than Sal , But Big fucking deal so is Bettlejuice
WillowGlen
This is just as dumb as when Artie was shitty on Levy.

Arties telling everyone they need to take thier comedy "to the next level" is a joke. With his horrendous standup If Artie wasnt sitting in that chair he would be back on the docks offloading made in China freight.
Daethian
I hugged Mutt twice last Thursday and he's hung like a horse :giggle:
BenBas
...Artie was just making a point to Sal that if he doesn't know basic historical facts....ie: Lucky Lindy reference on the Odd Couple....how does he laugh and get the jokes on these sitcoms...thats it!!! it was a great point made by Artie!!!!!!
TripleOne
Something people may have missed: Sal said that his WIFE and his FATHER-IN-LAW are totally into history. Couldn't this be him just wanting to piss them the fuck off?

Just a thought...
Spazzmatazz
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
This is just as dumb as when Artie was shitty on Levy.

Arties telling everyone they need to take thier comedy "to the next level" is a joke. With his horrendous standup If Artie wasnt sitting in that chair he would be back on the docks offloading made in China freight.

I just thought of something that might make great radio.
If Artie had called in during that last segment.
:D
AttyJ
Quote: Originally posted by BenBas
...Artie was just making a point to Sal that if he doesn't know basic historical facts....ie: Lucky Lindy reference on the Odd Couple....how does he laugh and get the jokes on these sitcoms...thats it!!! it was a great point made by Artie!!!!!!


and Sal will never get booked for corporate gigs, etc, etc
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by Daethian
and yet you think the rest of us give a shit what you think about vacation and the specials? Go bitch in the forum Mutt gave you for that, this is the SFRT listening thread.



And im listening to it and commenting on what was said on it. Go shove your sad pathetic wannabe moderator/threadcop nightstick up your ass. I dont care what you think attention whore. Niehter this thread or the show is about you. So feel free to go fuck yourself.
jonpow
Is the music special - sta - sun - and mon??
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by Spazzmatazz
I just thought of something that might make great radio.
If Artie had called in during that last segment.
:D



He's passed out from yesterdays "nightmare schedule" :rolleyes:
loralovesartie
Quote: Originally posted by Daethian
I hugged Mutt twice last Thursday and he's hung like a horse :giggle:


nevermind. :(
Daethian
Quote: Originally posted by TripleOne
Something people may have missed: Sal said that his WIFE and his FATHER-IN-LAW are totally into history. Couldn't this be him just wanting to piss them the fuck off?

Just a thought...


that's a stretch
Daethian
Quote: Originally posted by loralovesartie
nevermind. :(


nevermind what?
Radio Play Kid
SAL :p
AttyJ
Sal - drag out the call more...idiot :suicide:
Daethian
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
And im listening to it and commenting on what was said on it. Go shove your sad pathetic wannabe moderator/threadcop nightstick up your ass. I dont care what you think attention whore. Niehter this thread or the show is about you. So feel free to go fuck yourself.


angry little fidget ain't ya? :rofl:
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by Shamela
Fred won with 6 1/2" erect.
Howard attained 6"
Gary had around 5.75"
and Jackie had 5.25 or 5 1/2.

They did it - and redid it - and re-redid it for three weeks in August 1998.

The last time was with Houston (and ended up in her being banned from the show a few years later when she claimed she gave Howchie a bj while he and Alison were still married).



Wasnt one time with Janine? I know if she was measuring I could will myself to an extra half inch that wouldnt normally be there. :D
loralovesartie
:bigclap: SAL
DryOatmeal
sal :rock:
TripleOne
Quote: Originally posted by jonpow
Is the music special - sta - sun - and mon??


http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...715#post9445715

HTH.
Shamela
Quote: Originally posted by AttyJ
ty! :hw:

Jackie was the smallest


http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/8-10-98.htm

http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/8-3-98.htm

http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/7-27-98.htm :hw:
DERF18
WAAAAAAAH!! SAL, WAAAAAAHHH!!!

ARTIE, YELLED AT ME, WAAAHH!
Texene
Quote: Originally posted by Shamela
Fred won with 6 1/2" erect.
Howard attained 6"
Gary had around 5.75"
and Jackie had 5.25 or 5 1/2.


Thank you. My memory let me down again. :(
I didn't see your Marks Friggin links.
BenBas
...Wow!!!!! Sal calling in!!!! :claphand:
Radio Play Kid
Quote: Originally posted by BenBas
...Wow!!!!! Sal calling in!!!! :claphand:
:p
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by Daethian
angry little fidget ain't ya? :rofl:




Not at all I find your sad patheticness funny as Hell. Ill bet you were one of the first ten people to sign the "save Ralph' petition. Sorry to disapoint you and ruin it for you but know one from the show cares if you live or die no matter how much ass you kiss here.
BenBas
Quote: Originally posted by Shamela
http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/8-10-98.htm

http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/8-3-98.htm

http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/7-27-98.htm :hw:
...how great are marksfriggin archives????? I reference them alot!!!! wish he would come on SFRT.....
jonpow
Iron Sheik
DryOatmeal
grimus :jj:
TripleOne
Wow. Sal, Mutt and the entire panel are throwing Artie under the bus. Yikes.
jonpow
Richard is not gay



























He's Bi
DERF18
The Hack Pack doesn't know History? WHAT A REVELATION!

Those who don't know history, are doomed to fall off stages lin Lakeland.
DryOatmeal
i would lick a twat for 500 million and i'm sure as hell not straight
WillowGlen
Looks likes Artie

evilbob
I've been on hold for 20 minutes, I can't believe that I'm being bumped for Sal.
Daethian
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
Not at all I find your sad patheticness funny as Hell. Ill bet you were one of the first ten people to sign the "save Ralph' petition. Sorry to disapoint you and ruin it for you but know one from the show cares if you live or die no matter how much ass you kiss here.



Not a Ralph fan sorry :p
Jeton
somebody get me $500 million quick!!!
Spazzmatazz
jonpow
Mutt would suck cock - hahaha
DryOatmeal
howard and artie are full of shit that they wouldn't suck cock for 500 millioni

artie probably does it for free already :giggle:
Shamela
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
Wasnt one time with Janine? I know if she was measuring I could will myself to an extra half inch that wouldnt normally be there. :D


http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/7-27-98.htm

Quote: Will Howard Ever Measure His Penis? 7/29/98. 7:25am
For the past three days Howard has been saying that he and the rest of the crew are going to measure the size of their penis'. Well after a lot of wasted time the only one to measure his penis was Gary. Howard got some kind of male genitalia kit for measuring and keeping track of the size of his penis. Each member has his own kit and they were going to get to it today but it just didn't happen. Howard was trying to get a woman to come in and talk dirty to him so he could get more aroused than normal. He wanted Robin Radzinski from E! to show him her breasts but she backed out. Then a woman called in and offered to do it but she never showed up. The kit suggests that the man measure his penis three times, each on separate days. Well Gary got his first measurement and today. It was between 5¼ and 5½ inches erect I believe. Howard tried to get to it again later in the morning but Francisco the Stutterer showed up so it didn't happen. He did manage to get a quick glimpse of what he might come out to but didn't get a real measurement. He claims he's over 4 inches. Tune in tomorrow to find out if it happens.


Quote: Measuring Penis Size Continued. 7/30/98. 7:00am
Yesterday Howard and the gang tried to get around to measuring their penis' but it didn't happen. They tried again today with a woman who was supposed to talk dirty to them to get them aroused. The woman, Elissa Wald, showed up with her book Meeting The Master. She was really cute according to Howard and the rest of the guys. She was wearing a latex dress and had a bottle of Armor All with her. She expected the guys to Armor All her dress but nobody was into that. Gary was the first guy to go into the bathroom with her. She wasn't too good at getting him excited. She tried to talk dirty to him but he just didn't get aroused. He said he got a little rise but not a full erection. Jackie went next but once again nothing happened. She asked Jackie what his name was and then tried to talk dirty but it didn't work. Jackie said that he tried to Armor All her in her dress but it felt like he was cleaning his car. Howard went in during a commercial break but he didn't get aroused either. He said that she brought up God and he just couldn't get excited. He got bummed out with the discussion. After the break Elissa said that she just wanted to come in and meet Howard. When they were done with Elissa Gary said that Janine Lindemuller will be in next week and she could get them fluffed up. A few minutes later they found someone even better..Cindy the queef girl.


http://www.marksfriggin.com/news98/8-3-98.htm

Quote: Porno Star Janine Lindemuller Visits. 8/6/98. 7:05am
Janine Lindemuller came in to promote an appearance she was making this afternoon. She was signing autographs at a Tower Records store. Howard spent some time talking to Janine about this Vince Neil tape that's being sold on the web. The tape is a home video of Janine and Vince Neil from Motley Crue having sex. Janine claims that she didn't release the tape but she is profiting from it. Vince claims that he didn't release the tape either but he was the one who had the original copy. Howard watched the tape and said that it looked like Vince didn't do much for Janine. She was doing all the work on him. She agreed and said she probably wouldn't put up with that today. Since Janine is so hot, Howard decided to have her fluff the guys up so they could remeasure their penis'. Last week they measured them with the Male Genitalia Kit which included a special ruler and a note pad for tracking the size of your penis. Gary was first to get fluffed. He and Janine went into the bathroom and about 2 minutes later Janine came out. Gary was aroused pretty quick. Howard was next so he took a commercial break. After the break he came back and said that he just couldn't get a good measurement. Jackie had gone in and got his new measurement also. Fred was sitting out because he had the best one last week. Here's last week's measurements:
Jackie - 5¼''
Gary - 5 5/8''
Howard - 6''
Fred - 6½''

Before Janine left one of the guys from the E! crew, Richie, had to meet Janine. He told Gary the other day that he'd do anything to meet her so they had him dress in a woman's dress. He got to meet her but he was in a dress and wearing lipstick and nail polish. Janine got a kick out of it and thought it was nice that he was willing to go through all of that just to meet her. Richie said he fell in love with her the first time he saw her on Howard's E! show. He said that she's like a work of art and couldn't take his eyes off of her. Howard took some phone calls for a while then told Janine that he wanted her to try to get him aroused again. They took a break and when they came back Howard had his measurement. Here's how they stacked up today:
Jackie - 5¾''
Gary - 5 7/8''
Howard - 6''
Fred - No Measurement

Howard got fully aroused this time and came out at the same size. Janine was still hanging around when Steven Baldwin called in.
TripleOne
Whoa. Mutt would take the 500M. Hey, at least he's honest.

:D :D :D
SleepingWarrior
Guess Mutt and Joey have some common ground to reconcile over. :D
Jeton
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH SAL!!!!1
jonpow
Infront of his kids - HAHAHAHA
evilbob
Sal steals from Doug Stanhope....Mouthwash and therapy is his joke.
TripleOne
"I would suck cock in front of my kids" --- Sal on SFRT (just now)

:jj: :jj: :jj:
Daethian
I miss the Friday replays so I can catch up on the parts I missed. :mad:
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by Daethian
Not a Ralph fan sorry :p



Dont worry. Theres several levels of sad loserdom that still apply to you.


jonpow
God panel - Good show

props

SKP sounds sexy as hell
loralovesartie
great to know sal loves me too :p
Radio Play Kid
good show
Spazzmatazz
Thanks Sal. I was looking for a new sig! :D
"Line 'em up, I'll suck cocks in front of my kids." - Sal Governale 7:56 pm 8-23-2007
BenBas
Quote: Originally posted by evilbob
Sal steals from Doug Stanhope....Mouthwash and therapy is his joke.
the show "steals" 75% of their material (content) from the SFN threads...so does sthe Howard 100 news!!! :punk:
Anarchess
Good job! All our SFN'ers were great :jj:
TripleOne
I must say - and Mutt I know I've been pretty brutal with my comments about SFRT in the past - this was a fucking non-stop action-packed show that really ended with a bang (SAL calling in). Good work!!!

:bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap:
Radio Play Kid
:p
Bartjr
Great work Mutt, best SFRT yet.
Shamela
Quote: Originally posted by evilbob
Sal steals from Doug Stanhope....Mouthwash and therapy is his joke.

Wrong.

That's Schimmel's joke -- he told it on the Stern Show and I'm pretty sure it's on one (or more) of his early CD's.
Jeton
good show...:bigclap:
AttyJ
MORE SKP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ranting:
Shamela
Great Show but I missed JB
evilbob
Quote: Originally posted by Shamela
Wrong.

That's Schimmel's joke -- he told it on the Stern Show and I'm pretty sure it's on one (or more) of his late-90's CD's.
Stanhope quoting those words is used as a bumper on Raw Dog all the time...his joke is about raising kids as catholics, the molestation being the last thing that you have to worry about...that can be cured with a little mouthwash and some therapy...it's the catholic mindset that fucks a kid up
BenBas
Quote: Originally posted by Jeton
good show...:bigclap:
..I second that!!!! :bigup:
franks
:gay:
MoEl
Sal's the Greatest!

Artie's sense of history comes from what he saw on History Channel. Big deal.

He's confusing intellectual comedy with awareness. Nothing to do with History.

Dennis Miller or Emo Philips for 'smart' comedy, not just dick jokes or drug jokes... for easy, flabby comedy/laughs.

Artie will kill any thing in his shade, in time. What he did this week to his manager... and HOW he did it, proves it.... just another example of a toxic personality.


GOOD JOB on the SFRT, guys! It was quick-paced and interesting and fun!
Shamela
Quote: Originally posted by evilbob
Stanhope quoting those words is used as a bumper on Raw Dog all the time...his joke is about raising kids as catholics, the molestation being the last thing that you have to worry about...that can be cured with a little mouthwash and some therapy...it's the catholic mindset that fucks a kid up

Schimmel's joke is something to the effect: "I'd give Mike Tyson a blow job for $100 million. I'd buy $1 million worth of mouthwash and have a really nice life.

Would you say that's the "Jewish mindset?"
greddy10
I caught the last few mins when Mutt said he would suck a dick for 500 million...

I would also. anyone who says they wouldn't is a liar.
JoeyBoots
Quote: Originally posted by jonpow
Boots you out there?


was working.......just got home. :hw:
Il Gatto
Excellent Show. :bigup:
Hottunaman
Great show Mutt.
evilbob
Quote: Originally posted by Shamela
Schimmel's joke is something to the effect: "I'd give Mike Tyson a blow job for $100 million. I'd buy $1 million worth of mouthwash and have a really nice life.

Would you say that's the "Jewish mindset?"
The catholic mindset is part of Stanhopes joke, it wasn't an editorial on my part. Like I said the mouthwash and therapy line runs all day on Raw Dog...Schimmel is a great comic, but he doesn't use the therapy line...Sal did...he lifted the line from Stanhope. Stanhope may have stolen the idea and embellished it from Schimmel, but Sal used Stanhopes embellished version.
ANGRYBLACK
Quote: Originally posted by JoeyBoots
was working.......just got home. :hw:
"Working?"....Where.. SeaWorld?
acefree
GREAT SHOW MUTT. best of the year
Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha
Great show everybody :bigclap:
ChrisTuckersgay
Best one ever. Seriously.
chadmd
Quote: Originally posted by Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha
Great show everybody :bigclap:



Thanks! We all had fun tonight on the show. My only issue was that we didn't take the call from your cousin Pedro, I saw he was on the board.
maloof
Quote: Originally posted by Daethian
damn there's a revelation...Mutt was a physics teacher


hahaha.......I was so shocked when he said that. We all looked at Mutt like "YOU were a physics teacher???" I forgot to ask him about that after the show.
maloof
Good times last night. Thanks again Mutt!

Shannon, get those pictures online! (thanks for the peep show :hw: )
Mutt
Quote: Originally posted by maloof
hahaha.......I was so shocked when he said that. We all looked at Mutt like "YOU were a physics teacher???" I forgot to ask him about that after the show.


Yep, used to teach high school Physics in NJ. I was fresh out of college and after doing it for awhile I just didn't feel like myself. I had to act like a professional at work & in my personal life. I'd run into students or parents out on the street and it didn't take long before I realized I couldn't be me & be a teacher. i had to be on my best behavior 24/7 and it got old. i went from throwing huge keg bonfire partys at my River house to being Mr Mutt. it was a shock to my system and I felt like an old man. I just couldn't take it. i gave it up and went into the family business being an electrician. I was getting my hands dirty but at least I could be me again. I figured I could always go back to it later in life when i was ready to be Mr Mutt.
Irish John
Quote: Originally posted by Mutt
Yep, used to teach high school Physics in NJ. I was fresh out of college and after doing it for awhile I just didn't feel like myself. I had to act like a professional at work & in my personal life. I'd run into students or parents out on the street and it didn't take long before I realized I couldn't be me & be a teacher. i had to be on my best behavior 24/7 and it got old. i went from throwing huge keg bonfire partys at my River house to being Mr Mutt. it was a shock to my system and I felt like an old man. I just couldn't take it. i gave it up and went into the family business being an electrician. I was getting my hands dirty but at least I could be me again. I figured I could always go back to it later in life when i was ready to be Mr Mutt.


You could have spun it into a cool Sting kind of "Don't stand so close to me" story :mad:
Mutt
Quote: Originally posted by greddy10
I caught the last few mins when Mutt said he would suck a dick for 500 million...

I would also. anyone who says they wouldn't is a liar.



look, you know the end of the movie saw where the guy has to cut his foot off with a hacksaw? I would do that for $500 million dollars. I'd set myself up in a clean room near the hospital with a sterilized hacksaw, tie off the ankle, and cut the fucker off. I'd have the rest of my life to kick back and heal. even if there was nothing the docs could do, i'd have half a billion dollars to come up with some sort of fake foot.

now, if you came to me with 2 ways to get the $500 mill, cut off your foot or suck a cock, the choice is easy. I don't want to do either but I want the dough and taking a shot in the mouth is the lesser of the 2 evils.

i'd much rather having to take the ribbing for the first couple years than walk with a gimp forever.
Jelly
If the money isn't on the table, then I wouldn't suck a cock for 500 million.
Now, if you put $5k on the table, I'm on my knees.
steve7968
Quote: Originally posted by Mutt
look, you know the end of the movie saw where the guy has to cut his foot off with a hacksaw? I would do that for $500 million dollars. I'd set myself up in a clean room near the hospital with a sterilized hacksaw, tie off the ankle, and cut the fucker off. I'd have the rest of my life to kick back and heal. even if there was nothing the docs could do, i'd have half a billion dollars to come up with some sort of fake foot.

now, if you came to me with 2 ways to get the $500 mill, cut off your foot or suck a cock, the choice is easy. I don't want to do either but I want the dough and taking a shot in the mouth is the lesser of the 2 evils.

i'd much rather having to take the ribbing for the first couple years than walk with a gimp forever.


well this sounds like it was a good show last night.. gonna listen this morning (i recorded it)
Mutt
Quote: Originally posted by Irish John
You could have spun it into a cool Sting kind of "Don't stand so close to me" story :mad:


yeah well the first time after I started student teaching and found out that the chick I was flirting with last night at one of our partys was actually an 18 year old freshman, I realized things had to change. I didn't realize it would be so drastic until i was in the middle of it.

for example, we were all hung over one Saturday and decided to hit the flea market. I thru on a poncho & a bandanna, didn't bother shaving, and started sucking coffee. at the flea market I ran into 2 students. they were dumbfounded that it was me. I immediately realized I could never do this again. it was obvious to everyone that i was hurtin and had been up to no good the night before.

a different time we brought the change jar down to the corner bar for a couple dollar beers. as i was sorting out stacks of quarters, one of the other teachers said hi.

it was time to grow up. 2 years later I was tired of being a grown up and quit. here we are close to 10 years later and I'm still not really grown up. ;)
steve7968
Quote: Originally posted by steve7968
well this sounds like it was a good show last night.. gonna listen this morning (i recorded it)


and i think given the choice of the foot or the load...

start calling me gimpy
Mutt
Quote: Originally posted by Jelly
If the money isn't on the table, then I wouldn't suck a cock for 500 million.
Now, if you put $5k on the table, I'm on my knees.



oh yeah, there's have to be a full contract drawn up guaranteeing the whole deal.
Mutt
Quote: Originally posted by steve7968
and i think given the choice of the foot or the load...

start calling me gimpy


homophobe
steve7968
Quote: Originally posted by Mutt
homophobe


:shake:

nothing wrong with it.. just not for me :D
Irish John
Would anybody take a dick in their ass straight into their mouth for the finish for $500 Million ?
MattyBags
half of you would taste a penis for your cell phone bill....... Dont Lie :nono:



;)
JeffJ
Quote: Originally posted by steve7968
:shake:

nothing wrong with it.. just not for me :D


Liar. If you had a fuckin gun to your head (or the offer of a lot of money) and your only choices were to suck a cock or get a foot amputated then you'd suck the cock and you/we know it.

Only a severely mentally derranged human would choose amputation over a simple cock sucking.
I'm as repulsed by the sight and thought of licking vagina as humanely possible but I'd still lick one for money (or to save my foot). And that wouldn't make me in the slightest bit "straight" either. :rolleyes:
steve7968
Quote: Originally posted by JeffJ
Liar. If you had a fuckin gun to your head (or the offer of a lot of money) and your only choices were to suck a cock or get a foot amputated then you'd suck the cock and you/we know it.

Only a severely mentally derranged human would choose amputation over a simple cock sucking.
I'm as repulsed by the sight and thought of licking vagina as humanely possible but I'd still lick one for money (or to save my foot). And that wouldn't make me in the slightest bit "straight" either. :rolleyes:


maybe. guess the $500 million challange is not happening anytime in our lives we'll never really know.
Jeton
so Mutt's a physics-stud....Mutt, we should discuss string-theory over drinks and backrubs...:yes:
steve7968
Quote: Originally posted by Jeton
so Mutt's a physics-stud....Mutt, we should discuss string-theory over drinks and backrubs...:yes:


that's Mr. Mutt ;)
ShutupMoron
Great show this week. An hour spot once a week isn't enough time to cover everything though.
steve7968
good show.. just listened :bigup:
Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha
Quote: Originally posted by chadmd
Thanks! We all had fun tonight on the show. My only issue was that we didn't take the call from your cousin Pedro, I saw he was on the board.


I didn't know he was calling. I just asked him about it and he said he didn't mind, it was a great show. :D


Hey Mutt, your stint as a teacher is really interesting stuff, I think that story is worthy of its own thread. :)


And yeah, for 500 Million bucks I would let GT blow me :D
Mutt
Quote: Originally posted by jonpow
Can just imagine Mutt yelling at his HS class - LOL


when I was a substitute teacher, I'd make little kids cry. I didn't mean to. i'm just a lot to get used to.
Mutt
Quote: Originally posted by BenBas
..Howard should design a wackpacker T-shirt....all proceeds go to the wackpack fund!!!!!
...I have a ?? for the show....Artie needs a new manager....asap...who should he hire...would he hire someone from the show???..... :hw:


I have considered doing that here. several of the wackpackers have given me permission to use their name & pic for a shirt. I considered making SFN Wackpack shirts and splitting the proceeds with them. then I think about Howard and worry he might not like it. it's safer to just stay away from it. not worth it.

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