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| grim |
| im curious what others think of my dilemma...a couple of years ago a buddy of mine and his wife were at the movies and he went into the shitter and when he came out 4 girls were jumping his wife and he started to beat the bitches up.bodyslams into the videogames, shovel punches to the jaw, closed fist to the nose and i always thought he was justified and i would do the same thing. so anyways my wife went to las vegas with 6 other chicks last weekend..and one of the bitches stole my wifes wedding ring when she took it off put it on the dresser & went to put on lotion in the bathroom..she called me crying and nobody fessed up. i ended up having to drive there at 3 in the morn to straighten shit up...when i got there the girl ended up putting in my wifes bag after feeling guilty. so we got it back but im sure ill end up finding out who it is i figure when i see her ill give her a chin check..ill spend a couple weeks in county just to teach a lesson but its worth it. i know wgas |
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| g0rd0 |
Quote: Originally posted by grim
...........im sure ill end up finding out who it is i figure when i see her ill give her a chin check..ill spend a couple weeks in county just to teach a lesson but its worth it. i know wgas |
Going to jail for beating up a woman is a great way to impress your cell mates. :rolleye2:
Remember while you're in there....... don't drop the soap. |
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| Scales |
I've said it before, if a woman ever threatens me with a knife or a gun, and offers to use it against me - then I'll probably hit a woman.
And then there are those ones who look at you funny. Church ended early that day :) |
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| mctwin2kman |
You got the ring back so I would say don't bother. Yes the bitch should be hit but let your wife hit her. Personally I would not hit a woman unless she threatened me personally or my family with bodily harm, knife, gun, or the fact that she is an amazon. Shit my wife would kick there ass before I would. :D I have pushed my wife to the brink before because she was loaded and I was irritated and still never hit her even as she was attempting to strangle me. Hey we all have our moments and she got carried away, but I could take it so there was no reason for me to out and punch her.
In the OP's original post I would of course have to have been hit by the group of women before I would punch them outright. But that is me, and I guess it would depend on the size of the women. |
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| Kel |
Whenever the fuck he feels like.
And also, u sure the ring wasn't already in your wifes bag? |
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| SATANS BEST BUD |
no punching chicks bro.
not cool.
Rear naked choke is the way to go :bigup: |
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| JustRob |
you're right a quick jab to your wife's mug for her losing track of that cracker jack wedding ring would be dandy...
you're a jack ass your example of the dude's Girl getting jumped and him defending her life has nothing to do with you wanting to deck a bitch for stealing ur wife's wedding ring...
I personally reserve the righ to slug a bitch but for very special circumstances...like if she bite my dick on purpose while hoggin it down her tight throat |
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| Scales |
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she done already been told twice. |
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| Dakota4791 |
| when it's in a sanctioned ring |
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| grim |
Quote: Originally posted by Kel
Whenever the fuck he feels like.
And also, u sure the ring wasn't already in your wifes bag? |
she said she dumped the bag out three times and when she found it it placed in there she could tell someone did it |
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| grim |
Quote: Originally posted by mctwin2kman
You got the ring back so I would say don't bother. Yes the bitch should be hit but let your wife hit her. Personally I would not hit a woman unless she threatened me personally or my family with bodily harm, knife, gun, or the fact that she is an amazon. Shit my wife would kick there ass before I would. :D I have pushed my wife to the brink before because she was loaded and I was irritated and still never hit her even as she was attempting to strangle me. Hey we all have our moments and she got carried away, but I could take it so there was no reason for me to out and punch her.
In the OP's original post I would of course have to have been hit by the group of women before I would punch them outright. But that is me, and I guess it would depend on the size of the women. |
ur right but my wife didnt grow up like me..she is real innocent, raised christian, doesnt even cuss. thats why i get full hot cause she is so nice and gets fucked with. i feel the cunt needs to be checked. |
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| ArtieInBoston |
| Beating up a group of women that are attacking your wife = Justified. Smackin' the bitch that supposedly stole the ring, especially where it's been returned, is just plain stupid. Your life would be all messed up. You'd have a felony on your record, and I'm sure jail would be a little different than what Paris Hilton experienced. |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
I'd highly recommend a fungo bat... it's fun and it won't leave marks :dancin:
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| 2fingerwilly |
| If your Max Hardcore it's fine... |
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| bubba4pres |
LMAO! This is one of the funniest fucking threads I have ever read.
I say just chop em in the throat. It leaves less of a mark and they aren't able to talk for awhile! |
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| ICE CUBAN |
I've only had to choke a woman out once but she made the big mistake of hitting me first. All bets are off. When women make the mistake of trying to act like a man then they will get treated the same way I would treat a man.
You got the ring back. Let it go. In the heat of the moment if there's massive disrespect from a woman or they completely lose their mind and try you then by all means use a choke hold or any other move that reminds them they are women and shouldn't act stupid.
Now, if you beat a woman just for the power trip then that's bullshit.
Every situation is unique and anybody who says you should never hit a woman is as much a tool as a guy who hits women for the hell of it. Both extremes are bullshit. |
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| Froggy |
| while i generally oppose it, i think the appropriate time to cold-cock a girl would be after she kicks you in the balls. a shot to the balls usually justifies all sorts of behavior that I normally would avoid: decking her would be about the minimum acceptable and appropriate response from the otherwise rational man..... |
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| mctwin2kman |
Quote: Originally posted by grim
ur right but my wife didnt grow up like me..she is real innocent, raised christian, doesnt even cuss. thats why i get full hot cause she is so nice and gets fucked with. i feel the cunt needs to be checked. |
True! I know many women that would swing first and I know many that are all talk and big pussies after the fact! And ones like your wife as well. All depends on the situation as to what needs to be done, |
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| TJGoSurf |
| Defending your wife is one thing, but over a wedding ring? I think she needs to figure out what kind of people she is hanging around. I won't say I would never hit a woman, but I give alot of people leeway depending on the situation. For example a security guard at our terminal hit me once, I took a few steps back(closer to my cheater bar), and when he didnt come any closer I said, "Go inside, its time to get fired." |
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| mongrel |
| I am all for equal right/women's liberation. But most women don't seem to feel the same way when you hit them. Why is that? |
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| Johnnykstaint |
| Generally, its not ok to hit a male or a female...but i would say that if i was out to hit someone, their gender wouldnt matter at that point. |
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| SleepingWarrior |
| Only if the woman is in the process of doing serious damage to you with her fist or feet first. If she has a weapon a preemptive action is ok too. Otherwise you just retort by calling her a fat bitch. :D |
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| scorefix |
Quote: Originally posted by grim
im curious what others think of my dilemma...a couple of years ago a buddy of mine and his wife were at the movies and he went into the shitter and when he came out 4 girls were jumping his wife and he started to beat the bitches up.bodyslams into the videogames, shovel punches to the jaw, closed fist to the nose and i always thought he was justified and i would do the same thing. so anyways my wife went to las vegas with 6 other chicks last weekend..and one of the bitches stole my wifes wedding ring when she took it off put it on the dresser & went to put on lotion in the bathroom..she called me crying and nobody fessed up. i ended up having to drive there at 3 in the morn to straighten shit up...when i got there the girl ended up putting in my wifes bag after feeling guilty. so we got it back but im sure ill end up finding out who it is i figure when i see her ill give her a chin check..ill spend a couple weeks in county just to teach a lesson but its worth it. i know wgas |
Looks like your friend married some bitch that could not take care of herself, and deserved to get her ass kicked... What doesn't kill her makes her stronger.
But to answer your question...
If the bitch hits you first, it is ok to hit her back. |
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| Korn Dog |
| Unless the woman has a knife , bat , gun or something that could fuck you up bad its never cool.It sucks that your wife had her ring stolen at least she got it back. Imagine your wife in the same situation if she was wrongfully accused and some dude felt the need to flex on her and give her "a chin check" |
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| Leellen |
| if she hits you first you can hit her back |
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| shatty |
to answer topic, when you plowing her from behind and she says "i'm gunna cum!
to be serious, fucked up what she did. i dunno... really never thought about it.
guess, everything fine for you now... hmmm
sounds like a good bubba court to me, call the show!
wwbd |
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| OHIOFAN69 |
| if your punching her brown eye. |
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| glasskitchen |
| Find a woman that can take care of herself. Punching takes effort. |
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| keeneda9erfan |
The only time that it would be acceptable to hit a woman would be in order to defend yourself from her
...and when she won't shut the fuck up! |
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| Jobzilla |
| I don't think hitting a woman with a "closed fist" is acceptable at all. If you must hit a woman (I never have, but if I HAD to) stick to the pimp slap with the back of your hand! |
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| Vmisceo |
| look up the origin of "rule of thumbs" |
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| HorseCrank |
I'll give you all one tip for smacking a bitch around:
use baby powder on your hand when you smack her, it will leave less of a bruise |
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| mcbutton1970 |
If a female decides she's gonna attack me with anything besides her body, all bets are off because I will defend myself ... but I will NEVER strike a female first if she's simply raising her hand to me ...
HOWEVER, I will bust my daughter's ass if her behavior (or lack thereof) warrants it ... |
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| pokerstar |
| if you hit me your getting it right back i do not care if its a women |
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| madhi19 |
| Yeah we need a bubba man law ruling on this one. |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by mongrel
I am all for equal right/women's liberation. But most women don't seem to feel the same way when you hit them. Why is that? |
I got in trouble at college for pointing that out to a short little femi-nazi that was in my class for 2 women out of 25 students.
Everyone knew I was joking with the 'if we are so equal, then I should be able to beat you up and not get into trouble'
She fucking reported me! Luckily the 2 heads of the my part in college knew me, and knew her, and it got resolved.
We ended up becoming friends after that, and all was good in the end. |
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| Scales |
Quote: Originally posted by HorseCrank
I'll give you all one tip for smacking a bitch around:
use baby powder on your hand when you smack her, it will leave less of a bruise |
Good Idea! I wrote that down, thanks!
We are all about sharing and caring on the Bubba forum, you rock! |
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| nedmark61 |
| if the bitch gets out of pocket.... then check her ass |
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| grim |
| i had a girl punch me before it was laughable i just spit in her face afterwards |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
| Has anybody addressed cunt-punts?!?!?... It could be a great alternative and easily dismissable as an accident. You could tell her there was a fly there.... which could also be totally believable if that drooling meat box is tainted and outta control. :hw: |
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| Jay Z |
your friend hitting girls is protecting his wife you hitting a chick is just a pussy move |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
| I'm just happy that Heather can take a punch... or else we'd be doomed as a couple :( |
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| BubbasLftbbynut |
...when its a train...
actually not even then!!! |
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| irocya |
Your friend was justified, I think you should let it go. It's not worth you getting in trouble over this, you got the ring back.
Think about this,
Someone made a good point, did your wife forget that she put it in the bag? Was she drinking?
Your wife is probably pissed at these chicks now but in 2 months they'll probably be best friends again and then you are the dick.
Let it go bro |
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| irocya |
Quote: Originally posted by Scales
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she done already been told twice. |
What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
Smack her.
Why are there so many battered women in America?
They never shut the fuck up! |
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| Ned'sTesticles |
Quote: Originally posted by irocya
Why are there so many battered women in America?
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battered women???... fuck... and here I've been eating mine plain this whole time :( |
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| johnn5272000 |
| anytime they need it which is in most cases is often and repeatedly |
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| ralphsafag44 |
| when they talk |
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| xeon |
| I think there are very few times when it is OK to strike a woman... your friends situation might be one (self defense), but yours is one you need to let slide as far as chin music. I'd let your wife handle it by not associating with the thief if she does indeed find out who it is. |
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| ArivacaCharlie |
| Whenever she gets within reach. |
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| driver |
NT's is right just give her a couple boots to the baby dropper.
sarcasm
If you're really lucky she'll be pregnant and will miscarry if you kick her hard enough.:arg:
/sarcasm
The poster said his wife "grew up all innocent and Christian", if that's the case I think him punching some chick over a stolen ring could lead his wife to become skittish around him. |
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| Major Player |
| If she is roided up with a penis size clitoris and can bench as much as you (and probably squat more then too if that is the case) hitting her might be a good idea unless you want her to kill you. |
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| mongrel |
Quote: Originally posted by Major Player
If she is roided up with a penis size clitoris and can bench as much as you (and probably squat more then too if that is the case) hitting her might be a good idea unless you want her to kill you. |
Are you dating China? :D |
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| ROKDAWG |
Quote: Originally posted by grim
im curious what others think of my dilemma...a couple of years ago a buddy of mine and his wife were at the movies and he went into the shitter and when he came out 4 girls were jumping his wife and he started to beat the bitches up.bodyslams into the videogames, shovel punches to the jaw, closed fist to the nose and i always thought he was justified and i would do the same thing. so anyways my wife went to las vegas with 6 other chicks last weekend..and one of the bitches stole my wifes wedding ring when she took it off put it on the dresser & went to put on lotion in the bathroom..she called me crying and nobody fessed up. i ended up having to drive there at 3 in the morn to straighten shit up...when i got there the girl ended up putting in my wifes bag after feeling guilty. so we got it back but im sure ill end up finding out who it is i figure when i see her ill give her a chin check..ill spend a couple weeks in county just to teach a lesson but its worth it. i know wgas |
If she bitches and whines like you do I would say the sooner the better |
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| WhoreMonger |
When I was in middle school, there was this fat cunt who would often corner me in a hallway somewhere and punch me and such. Being that she was technically female, there was really nothing I could do in retaliation other than call her a cunt. Thinking back, I probably should have beat her down.
I was helpless to put her in her place, so my rage was pent up and has festered for years. Now, I'm a grown man with a pathological hatred for women. Don't get me wrong, I'm no fag. But sometimes I get an overwhelming urge to strangle a bitch. Thus far I haven't acted on my urge, mainly because I have no intention of going to jail. There's a fairly large city near me with a big street walker population. I wonder if anybody would mind if a couple of them went poof?
I'm not sure if it's related, but I'm a huge Max Hardcore fan from way back. I saw a clip once where he was pissing in some slut's face, and some piss got caught behind her contact lens. She was crying and shit, but he wouldn't stop pissing. |
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