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TripleDigitRide
GO GORDON ! ! ! !

RACE LINEUP

1 1 Martin Truex Jr.
2 24 Jeff Gordon
3 42 Juan Montoya
4 29 Kevin Harvick
5 84 A.J. Allmendinger
6 2 Kurt Busch
7 11 Denny Hamlin
8 48 Jimmie Johnson
9 25 Casey Mears
10 01 Mark Martin
11 12 Ryan Newman
12 8 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
13 43 Bobby Labonte
14 36 Mike Skinner
15 20 Tony Stewart
16 15 Paul Menard
17 5 Kyle Busch
18 17 Matt Kenseth
19 19 Elliott Sadler
20 10 Scott Riggs
21 99 Carl Edwards
22 83 Brian Vickers
23 16 Greg Biffle
24 26 Jamie McMurray
25 9 Kasey Kahne
26 44 Dale Jarrett
27 31 Jeff Burton
28 40 David Stremme
29 07 Clint Bowyer
30 21 Bill Elliott
31 41 Reed Sorenson
32 22 Dave Blaney
33 6 David Ragan
34 38 David Gilliland
35 78 Joe Nemechek
36 66 Jeremy Mayfield
37 45 Kyle Petty
38 18 J.J. Yeley
39 88 Ricky Rudd
40 96 Tony Raines
41 7 Robby Gordon
42 70 Johnny Sauter
43 00 David Reutimann

****DID NOT QUALIFY****

44 4 Ward Burton
45 49 John Andretti
46 55 Michael Waltrip
47 208 Burney Lamar
48 34 Kevin Lepage

Miller
Cheater Cheater Cheater! :D
TripleDigitRide
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Cheater Cheater Cheater! :D


Good Mornin', Hater. :gwave:
glasskitchen
Juan Montoya
Johnny Sauter
Michael Waltrip

I know, I know.. but Waltrip is tricky. Anything is possible with the time change. I mean, we CHANGED TIME! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Einstein. Oh.. wait..

Tigers are yellow.
TripleDigitRide
Quote: Originally posted by glasskitchen
Juan Montoya
Johnny Sauter
Michael Waltrip


What are those names for?
glasskitchen
One of those will emerge victorious.
TripleDigitRide
Quote: Originally posted by glasskitchen
One of those will emerge victorious.


Well, it won't be Michael Waltrip, because he didn't qualify.

Good luck with that.
glasskitchen
Quote: Originally posted by TripleDigitRide
Well, it won't be Michael Waltrip, because he didn't qualify.

Good luck with that.


That's what I'm saying.. he is tricky, don't count him out just because he's not racing.

Seriously though, I'm all for Tony until I know better :) Let's hope Gordon doesn't spike the gas again.
Korn Dog
catdr9155
:D
wheresmurphy
Roundhead
Can everyone please stand for a little pre race prayer...........Dear Racing God please let Jeff Gordon win today and may Tony Stewart, Dale JR, Jimmie Johnson and Clint Bowyer all be involved in a wreck today that causes them to have DNFs. May these drivers all walk away from there crashes with no injuries though. Also can you please let the rest of the RCR and DEI team blow their engines...AMEN
wheresmurphy
I would to add on to that prayer.. please allow everything as above mentioned happen, so that the Number 2 Miller Lite Dodge and it's Driver Kurt Busch can at least move up in the points and get out of the 9th position...
TripleDigitRide
Quote: Originally posted by Roundhead
Can everyone please stand for a little pre race prayer...........Dear Racing God please let Jeff Gordon win today and may Tony Stewart, Dale JR, Jimmie Johnson and Clint Bowyer all be involved in a wreck today that causes them to have DNFs. May these drivers all walk away from there crashes with no injuries though. Also can you please let the rest of the RCR and DEI team blow their engines...AMEN


Nice, very nice.

We're gonna need all the help we can get. The remaining tracks have not been the best for Jeff or Jimmy.
Roundhead
Quote: Originally posted by TripleDigitRide
Nice, very nice.

We're gonna need all the help we can get. The remaining tracks have not been the best for Jeff or Jimmy.
I dont think Jeff has ever won at Texas
The Butler
Team Butler Racing Network:

Johnson

Truex
Hamlin

Sorenson

Still tempted to swap Johnson for Stewart.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Roundhead
Can everyone please stand for a little pre race prayer...........Dear Racing God please let Jeff Gordon win today and may Tony Stewart, Dale JR, Jimmie Johnson and Clint Bowyer all be involved in a wreck today that causes them to have DNFs. May these drivers all walk away from there crashes with no injuries though. Also can you please let the rest of the RCR and DEI team blow their engines...AMEN
:omfg: :ignore: AMEN :D
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by The Butler
Team Butler Racing Network:

Johnson

Truex
Hamlin

Sorenson

Still tempted to swap Johnson for Stewart.
I have used up Smoke, but heres my yahoo pics
Harvick

Montoya
Truex and

Ragan :crapper:
Roundhead
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
:omfg: :ignore: AMEN :D
:lol: Thought that might raise some eyebrows :D
TripleDigitRide
And they're off!!!!!!!!!!!
glasskitchen
Cautions out for something..
TripleDigitRide
Good deal..Gordon out of Pits in first. I just hope the decision for 2 tires wasn't a bad one. Should get the bonus points for leading a lap.
glasskitchen
From Tonys radio "You go down there and tell him if he does that one more time, he's done!"
TripleDigitRide
While Nascar is making rules changes, they need to get rid of all these cautions. Let the boys race.

Unless a car is stuck on the track, they keep runnin'.
TripleDigitRide
Quote: Originally posted by glasskitchen
From Tonys radio "You go down there and tell him if he does that one more time, he's done!"


Tony said that about Harvick?
TripleDigitRide
Oh, what do ya know..Another damn caution.
glasskitchen
Quote: Originally posted by TripleDigitRide
Tony said that about Harvick?


Yep.

They should black flag a car that causes two cautions. Crazy. Makes for interesting pit strategy though.
Miller
Ok who has Gordon's incar audio? We need to continue the awesome drinking game. :D
Dick_M
That is thay do it at most dirt tracks.
glasskitchen
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Ok who has Gordon's incar audio? We need to continue the awesome drinking game. :D


Hiya buddy!

I'm out on the drinking game.. my liver hurts from last night :(
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by glasskitchen
Hiya buddy!

I'm out on the drinking game.. my liver hurts from last night :(



Hair of the dog...say it!


how are ya man? I'm still fuming over Comcast not carrying the Big Ten Network and my game being on it yesterday. Oh well I wont get on my rant again.
glasskitchen
Well.. maybe I'll take half shots :cool:
TripleDigitRide
GO TITANS ! ! !
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by TripleDigitRide

GO TITANS ! ! !



Just think, our little Hayden was in that movie and now she's growing up. Oh wait...that was Remember the titans..my bad. :D


Glass....I knew you could do it.
TripleDigitRide
It could work out for the best, but I'm somewhat surprised Gordon and crew are willing to take chances when the points margin is so close.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by TripleDigitRide
It could work out for the best, but I'm somewhat surprised Gordon and crew are willing to take chances when the points margin is so close.



I saw that and was thinking the same but I think they were out of gas, right?
TripleDigitRide
Ya, he had no choice but to pit. The thing is, why didn't he pit when everyone else did? He already had the bonus points for leading a lap.

Who knows? They are the pro's.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by TripleDigitRide
Ya, he had no choice but to pit. The thing is, why didn't he pit when everyone else did? He already had the bonus points for leading a lap.

Who knows? They are the pro's.



I can't answer that but it was real interesting for a few min to see JJ in the points lead and Bowyer suddenly back in the game. Someone throwing some foam out the window and causing a caution right there could have been very bad for them.

Oh and here is a little Hayden for ya. :D

catdr9155
I will cycle thru for Gordon looks like.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I can't answer that but it was real interesting for a few min to see JJ in the points lead and Bowyer suddenly back in the game. Someone throwing some foam out the window and causing a caution right there could have been very bad for them.

Oh and here is a little Hayden for ya. :D

God she is hot!
TripleDigitRide
Quote: Originally posted by Miller


She's always been sexy.
TripleDigitRide
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH!!!!!! Jr. just about lost it.
catdr9155
That was some damn good back peddling! :D
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
God she is hot!



Hey buddy, how are you?


Isn't she though. Some think she is too plain but I love it. It freaks me out a little to think of her as hot now when i see her as the little girl in Remember The Titans.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Hey buddy, how are you?


Isn't she though. Some think she is too plain but I love it. It freaks me out a little to think of her as hot now when i see her as the little girl in Remember The Titans.
I'm doing good, and that was years ago when she was in that movie... Todays prize is good!! Too plain?? :al: Okay man!
WillowGlen
Fill that back in with a layer of Home Depot top soil JJ
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
I'm doing good, and that was years ago when she was in that movie... Todays prize is good!! Too plain?? :al: Okay man!



I don't know if you've seen them or not but they have several more pics of her in the hot chicks forum. Some are a few pages back though.

btw...it's good to see you around.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
Fill that back in with a layer of Home Depot top soil JJ



LMAO good line.
Miller
It's funny to see Tony around Happy again when not long ago Tony was telling his spotter to tell Happy he's done if he blocks him one more time. LOL
Miller
I didn't hear all of the convo but I heard Tony yelling for someone to get the fucking calculator. LOL


Oh wow I think he was on to something. They were telling him to run 3800 rpm's on pit road but now they just came back and said 4200 RPM's would be 1 mph under. It looks like they were running him too slow on pit road.
catdr9155
This is going to be interesting when the sun goes down! :D
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I didn't hear all of the convo but I heard Tony yelling for someone to get the fucking calculator. LOL


Oh wow I think he was on to something. They were telling him to run 3800 rpm's on pit road but now they just came back and said 4200 RPM's would be 1 mph under. It looks like they were running him too slow on pit road.
I WOULD HAVE SAID THE SAME THING!!
WillowGlen
Jr out front. Every NASCAR exec and TV annoucer has a hard on at the same time. :rolleyes:
catdr9155
Ok my GOD!! Save the cheerleader!! I like the way she is thinking!
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
Jr out front. Every NASCAR exec and TV annoucer has a hard on at the same time. :rolleyes:
You got that right!
catdr9155
Reed took a HUGE hit there!
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
I WOULD HAVE SAID THE SAME THING!!



That could make a big difference for him on pit road.
WillowGlen
I didnt know sycronized spinning was a NASCAR event. :p
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
Ok my GOD!! Save the cheerleader!! I like the way she is thinking!



LMAO somehow I knew the hot chicks forum had something to do with the reason you got quiet. She seems a little wild. What's the chance we get a stolen sex tape out of her?
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
LMAO somehow I knew the hot chicks forum had something to do with the reason you got quiet. She seems a little wild. What's the chance we get a stolen sex tape out of her?
I already have one!!! In my imagination :D
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
That could make a big difference for him on pit road.
Yes it could have, but what do you do take a chance on speeding.... maintain the RPM as they say. Good thing they figured it out.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
I didnt know sycronized spinning was a NASCAR event. :p
Isnt that the best, that always makes for some great vid footage at the end of the year. ;)
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
I already have one!!! In my imagination :D


do you watch heros? is she on it a lot? It it worth watching just for her?
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
do you watch heros? is she on it a lot? It it worth watching just for her?
DUH!!! whats wrong with you Miller? Did you run out of grandpas cough syrup? :D
glasskitchen
Montoya in the riveting battle for 14th..
Miller
I wouldn't mind seeing Hamlin have a good day.
WillowGlen
Somethings wrong. Smokes going backwards. Almost a full second off the pace. :mad:
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
DUH!!! whats wrong with you Miller? Did you run out of grandpas cough syrup? :D


It's better than that finger of yours you always want me to sniff. LOL


so answer me beyatch....is she on it much?
WillowGlen
20 loose on entry and exit so he cant get back to the throttle fast and has to soft pedal it. We need a yellow flag.


Look out for Burton, hes running 2 1/10ths faster than everyone and gaining on the leaders
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
It's better than that finger of yours you always want me to sniff. LOL


so answer me beyatch....is she on it much?
She cant die, no matter how hard she tries. But I havent watched this season but one show
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
Somethings wrong. Smokes going backwards. Almost a full second off the pace. :mad:



I turned off his incar a while ago because he wasn't saying much except wanting to know the score of the colts game. All he is saying now is he is loose in and out. They took a round of wedge out last pit and are going to put it back next trip.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
20 loose on entry and exit so he cant get back to the throttle fast and has to soft pedal it. We need a yellow flag.


Look out for Burton, hes running 2 1/10ths faster than everyone and gaining on the leaders



you beat me too it.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
She cant die, no matter how hard she tries. But I havent watched this season but one show



I like that she is turning into a little freak.
WillowGlen
Busch better pit soon. Hes losing ground to everyone lap after lap


Smoke 4 tires, fuel and and adjustment in 13.8.
catdr9155
Back to the race.... AHEM!!! Friggin Miller! :D
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
Back to the race.... AHEM!!! Friggin Miller! :D



Did that make your little cat puuuuuurrrrr? LOL
WillowGlen
Whatever they did to the 8 they need to undo. Hes running lap times with the guys who havent pitted yet.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/cup/foxTrax
Miller
Willow, do you have HDTV?
catdr9155
TY Harvick for making it thru!! ;)
WillowGlen
AJs been trying all day to kill that car. Looks like he finally got it done. :p
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Did that make your little cat puuuuuurrrrr? LOL
I couldnt stop staring!!! :D
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
Willow, do you have HDTV?


No. I have a 40 inch glass tube screen that im not replacing anytime soon.
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
No. I have a 40 inch glass tube screen that im not replacing anytime soon.



OK, just wondering. Comcast is ticking me off by not carrying the BTN. I see Directv have a shitload of HD channels now and was wondering if the NASCAR deal you watch is in HD or not. Sometimes I wonder if leaving Directv after 10 years was a good idea or not. It's not like I am paying less or anything.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
OK, just wondering. Comcast is ticking me off by not carrying the BTN. I see Directv have a shitload of HD channels now and was wondering if the NASCAR deal you watch is in HD or not. Sometimes I wonder if leaving Directv after 10 years was a good idea or not. It's not like I am paying less or anything.
I'm just glass screen willy too, I dont watch tv that much. Mines a 32 I think DTV has always been good to me.
glasskitchen
crap.
Miller
Son of a bitch.
catdr9155
there goes my "c" lister!
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
OK, just wondering. Comcast is ticking me off by not carrying the BTN. I see Directv have a shitload of HD channels now and was wondering if the NASCAR deal you watch is in HD or not. Sometimes I wonder if leaving Directv after 10 years was a good idea or not. It's not like I am paying less or anything.



The network feed is in HD and next year so are the Hot Pass channels. Its never a good idea to leave Directv for cable. The only thing Directv doesnt have is HowardTv but who cares it fucking lame.
catdr9155
Damn and Smoke too! :mad:
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
I'm just glass screen willy too, I dont watch tv that much. Mines a 32 I think DTV has always been good to me.



I got rid of a 36" mitsu....great TV but I wanted HD. That thing was a bitch to take up and down stairs.


Here is one for you.

catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
The network feed is in HD and next year so are the Hot Pass channels. Its never a good idea to leave Directv for cable. The only thing Directv doesnt have is HowardTv but who cares it fucking lame.
Is Howard TV that bad, cant get it either way out here.
WillowGlen
Minor damage where Mears tagged him on the rear. It could have been a whole lot worse.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
I got rid of a 36" mitsu....great TV but I wanted HD. That thing was a bitch to take up and down stairs.


Here is one for you.

You suck!!!!!! :blast:
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
The network feed is in HD and next year so are the Hot Pass channels. Its never a good idea to leave Directv for cable. The only thing Directv doesnt have is HowardTv but who cares it fucking lame.



On Demand, with or without Howard is pretty kick ass. I would miss that if I left. It sounds like D* is rolling out some sort of On Demand via internet download though. That could change a lot of things.
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by catdr9155
Is Howard TV that bad, cant get it either way out here.




Its great if you want fake orgasms from porn sluts on a big vibrator and Sal and Richards gay crap. :rolleyes:


Smokes still 14th and on the lead lap. The good thing is everytime hes come in they have topped off the tank.
catdr9155
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
Its great if you want fake orgasms from porn sluts on a big vibrator and Sal and Richards gay crap. :rolleyes:
Ehhhhh I could do without cock painting.
WillowGlen
Chasing Happy again :D
Miller
Quote: Originally posted by WillowGlen
Its great if you want fake orgasms from porn sluts on a big vibrator and Sal and Richards gay crap. :rolleyes:


Smokes still 14th and on the lead lap. The good thing is everytime hes come in they have topped off the tank.



They have changed it in the past month. They are doing two segments per day and there have been a lot less Richard and Sal gay stuff. Watching Artie throw CD's at Sal was worth it for me though.


Is someone starting to censor Tony's radio or could it be possible that it's starting to cut out when he says fuck? I mean once is one thing but his incar is cutting out a few times now on Sirius and at odd times if you know what i mean.
WillowGlen
Quote: Originally posted by Miller
On Demand, with or without Howard is pretty kick ass. I would miss that if I left. It sounds like D* is rolling out some sort of On Demand via internet download though. That could change a lot of things.




I have a 70 hour Tivo, Netflix with DVDfab for ripping and a DVD player that pays Divx files meaning I can dL almost any movie from http://www.phazeddl.com/pg/movies1.html and burn it onto a DVD in a matter of minutes. This weekend I watched 3;10 to Yuma and American Gangster DVD critics screeners and never left the house.

In the HS forum I even shared the wealth and posted a link to the DVd version of Battlestar Galatica Razor a month before its on SciFi.

I have no need or use for OnDemand.


I like Directv because all the basic cable channels are east coast feeds and three hours ahead. I can watch things ike NipTuck at 7:00

Quote: Is someone starting to censor Tony's radio or could it be possible that it's starting to cut out when he says fuck? I mean once is one thing but his incar is cutting out a few times now on Sirius and at odd times if you know what i mean.


They censor it on Directv too. Im sure its "for the children". Becuase you know all the kids nowadays have credit cards for sat radio and PPV. :rolleyes:
Miller
well the 07 just screwed the pooch. This is a 2 horse race for sure now.

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