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| Anarchess |
| I never figured that the word 'liter' would stump Bob! :jj: |
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| MichelleFerrall |
Quote: Originally posted by jewyjewman
Here is the news story bob will be reading tonight
so all of you can follow along
Man Drinks Liter of Vodka at Airport Line
BERLIN, Wed Dec 12, 10:42 PM
A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.
The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.
Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.
A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.
The man, whose name was not released, is expected to be able to complete his journey home in a few days.= |
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| clevelandgirl |
Quote: Originally posted by Anarchess
I never figured that the word 'liter' would stump Bob! :jj: |
You just never know what's gonna stump him. :p |
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| TJGoSurf |
| WTH? Must be some old couple. I get tired of cuming on my wifes face, she wants it all the damn time. And I know there will be three other assholes who say they're tired of cumming on my wifes face too. |
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| loralovesartie |
| kiss her on the mouth. make plans to see her again, soon. send her flowers the day after the next date... |
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| sternhead |
Quote: Originally posted by TJGoSurf
WTH? Must be some old couple. I get tired of cuming on my wifes face, she wants it all the damn time. And I know there will be three other assholes who say they're tired of cumming on my wifes face too. |
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| hattrick |
Quote: Originally posted by loralovesartie
kiss her on the mouth. make plans to see her again, soon. send her flowers the day after the next date... |
you make it sound so simple :p |
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| loralovesartie |
| her pussy gets dirty from walking around the streets of NYC :rofl: |
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| loralovesartie |
| you're a stinky butt :jj: |
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| nickie |
| carry her to the car! lmao |
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| loralovesartie |
ROFL
carry her to the car :spit: |
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| nickie |
Quote: Originally posted by loralovesartie
ROFL
carry her to the car :spit: |
great minds! |
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| clevelandgirl |
| For the record, he has never had smelly balls. |
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| loralovesartie |
women shouldn't dance
note to self...if I wanna get my pussy eaten I should not dance |
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| TJGoSurf |
| ^ Need to be more specific. Never is a strong word. |
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| hattrick |
Quote: Originally posted by clevelandgirl
For the record, he has never had smelly balls. |
I bet Jim has big ole onion balls :D |
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| DINO |
Quote: Originally posted by MichelleFerrall
lmao |
HEY NOW, MIZ MEN MAKES MY SUNDAYS |
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| nickie |
| are all the callers rednecks tonite? |
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| DINO |
Hi Chrissy, Nicole, and Lora :hw:
Just texted Shuli the word- EYEMAHOEMOE :D |
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| loralovesartie |
| guys are so clueless |
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| loralovesartie |
| Hey Dino :smouches: |
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| nickie |
Quote: Originally posted by DINO
Hi Chrissy, Nicole, and Lora :hw: |
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| DINO |
Quote: Originally posted by nickie
:( |
Happy holidays Nicki, Oh shit gary is going to be on... |
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| clevelandgirl |
Quote: Originally posted by DINO
Hi Chrissy, Nicole, and Lora :hw:
Just texted Shuli the word- EYEMAHOEMOE :D |
:hw: |
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| nickie |
Quote: Originally posted by DINO
Happy holidays Nicki, Oh shit gary is going to be on... |
thanks dino :D |
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| TJGoSurf |
| Wow I dont give a fuck about mike. |
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| DebbieO |
Quote: Originally posted by MichelleFerrall
lmao |
:hw: Just wanted to say hi and hi to everyone else too. I'm still listening but I gotta go cook dinner now. AND the hubby wants me to get off the computer so his computer will work faster while he's playing games on there. What a good wife I am! :D |
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| enix |
if you can win seven out of three times!!!!
haHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAH |
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| loralovesartie |
| say Howard Stern one more time asshole :rolleyes: |
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| loralovesartie |
| smelled like we went dancing |
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| hattrick |
Quote: Originally posted by loralovesartie
smelled like we went dancing |
Dancing With Stars takes on a whole new meaning :( |
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| nickie |
| that caller--what a trooper :rolleyes: |
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| AFTERMATH |
| must not of smelt that bad if he stayed for 40 mins... when its that bad you can barely last 5 mins |
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| 3_days |
Down there for how many days ???
;) ;) ;)
(can't hang ...
but wanted to say Sup and great show ...)
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| TJGoSurf |
| Maybe he meant it seemed like 40 minutes. |
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| Anarchess |
So guys with their sweaty balls are good to go but if women are active, we have smelly pussies?
Their logic is amazing! :D |
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| nickie |
| i am TAPING the HS special tommorrow...yes i said taping :D |
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| hattrick |
Quote: Originally posted by Anarchess
So guys with their sweaty balls are good to go but if women are active, we have smelly pussies?
Their logic is amazing! :D |
Beth is gonna run the marathon...there goes that theory :o |
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| Anarchess |
Quote: Originally posted by hattrick
Beth is gonna run the marathon...there goes that theory :o |
God forbid that she is less than fresh!! |
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| nickie |
| gold bond? is is crazy? |
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| TJGoSurf |
Quote: Originally posted by Anarchess
God forbid that she is less than fresh!! |
You're starting to sound like the president of the women's rights movements. |
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| Anarchess |
| I will take that as a compliment! ;) |
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| loralovesartie |
| did Bob just say "hmmm, I guess it doesn't stay there"? :rofl: |
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| hattrick |
Quote: Originally posted by TJGoSurf
You're starting to sound like the president of the women's rights movements. |
Miz Men started this here movement :D |
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| TJGoSurf |
| If you listen to a show called Miserable Men, and you wonder why its slanted towards men. That would be like me watching Lifetime and wondering why men are painted in such a bad light. |
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| clevelandgirl |
| The guys are right. |
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| Anarchess |
Quote: Originally posted by TJGoSurf
If you listen to a show called Miserable Men, and you wonder why its slanted towards men. That would be like me watching Lifetime and wondering why men are painted in such a bad light. |
Lighten up, Francis!
Besides, men are often as not made to look good on Lifetime! |
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| TJGoSurf |
Quote: Originally posted by Anarchess
Lighten up, Francis!
Besides, men are often as not made to look good on Lifetime! |
Bob, is that you?
I didn't say I agreed with them, I am just pointing out your fruitless attempt. |
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| Anarchess |
Look, Captain Obvious, if we didn't 'get' the show, we wouldn't be here. We are JOKING, get it?
Now, simmer down and enjoy Bob's spelling! :) |
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| DINO |
| Bobs News Is the best :D ROTFL |
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| loralovesartie |
| yeah yeah ya fuck, keep talking ya stoned prick :rofl: |
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| TJGoSurf |
| Everything will be ok, I am from the intrenets. |
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| loralovesartie |
| are you in a wheelchair? :funny: |
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| clevelandgirl |
| There are no words for how much I love this man. :jj: |
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| Anarchess |
| Bob did NOT like that caller! :jj: |
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| TJGoSurf |
| Fixed. Had to do my ninja edit. |
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| Zolar |
| Fukin guys have a great show every time ! luv it :cool: |
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| loralovesartie |
| best show on 101 :clap: |
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| clevelandgirl |
| Great show :bigclap: |
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| DINO |
Quote: Originally posted by loralovesartie
best show on 101 :clap: |
HANDS DOWN, WITHOUT A DOUBT :bigup: |
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| LIFAN12 |
Great time spot on Sunday night.
Makes the coming week easier to take.
:D |
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| Kerupt |
2 more hours would be nice !!!
I worked today and missed the first hour so now I have to wait to d/l off newsgroups. |
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| MichelleFerrall |
Quote: Originally posted by 3_days
Down there for how many days ???
;) ;) ;)
(can't hang ...
but wanted to say Sup and great show ...)
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i heard that too
XoXoXoXo |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
| thanks for listerning people :cool: |
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