I got caught up in the heat of the moment. SEVERAL times.
I ignored REPEATED warnings by the staff, but I continued on my vicious tirade. Please find it in your heart(s) to forgive me and to reinstate me to proper posting status.
Jay Z
go wash your mangina
Oderus
mangos bro.
Learn to work kid.
Jay Z
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus mangos bro.
Learn to work kid.
i hear thats what cum tastes like
Oderus
Elephant balls.
steve7968
your not even on hold oderus :scratch: you're losing it (or lost it)
loralovesartie
is this your meltdown? ignoring Ivan's warnings and assuming your in TO?
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by loralovesartie is this your meltdown? ignoring Ivan's warnings and assuming your in TO?
Just trying to get a head start. :bigup:
Oderus
Can I get an amen?
Oderus
How 'bout a bean burrito?
Dave Matthews
still not locked up I see
Oderus
:pissr: Oderus :pissl:
fatbags
What I want to know is what have you been doing that would get you thrown in here anyway?
Shivettez
:pissl: Oderus :pissr:
:lol:
Shivettez
Quote: Originally posted by fatbags What I want to know is what have you been doing that would get you thrown in here anyway?
he didnt swallow
fatbags
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
fatbags
Quote: Originally posted by Shivettez he didnt swallow
Well then good for him................I think.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by fatbags What I want to know is what have you been doing that would get you thrown in here anyway?
Fucking with High Pitch.
fatbags
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus Fucking with High Pitch.
I've been here before for that.
Dave Matthews
Quote: Originally posted by fatbags I've been here before for that.
He's been saying it all day and the mods still won't lock him up
Oderus
Boots woulda killed me hours ago.
fatbags
Do you really want to be sent here?
If that's the case then just harass HPE until he hits an alert on ya. Well, he'll do that and threaten to slice your throat while making gurgling sounds with his phlegmed up epiglottis.
Shivettez
Quote: Originally posted by Dave Matthews He's been saying it all day and the mods still won't lock him up
he's dying to be the next Shivettez
FritoPendejo
:jj:
Nice thread.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by fatbags Do you really want to be sent here?
If that's the case then just harass HPE until he hits an alert on ya. Well, he'll do that and threaten to slice your throat while making gurgling sounds with his phlegmed up epiglottis.
He hit alert on me a bunch of times. I saw them on the front page. :D
Oderus
Oh, this is turrible. :(
Benham
:jj:
Doctor Ivan
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus Boots woulda killed me hours ago.
I gave you the benefit of the doubt and tried everything to make you stop and you wouldn't.
You forced my hand and I did all I could to make you see that this would happen. You've made me feel stupid for sticking up for you. Be assured I will not bother to do that again Oderus.
Inoki21
WTF? :jj:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan I gave you the benefit of the doubt and tried everything to make you stop and you wouldn't.
You forced my hand and I did all I could to make you see that this would happen. You've made me feel stupid for sticking up for you. Be assured I will not bother to do that again Oderus.
I understand Ivan. It's my own fault.
Inoki21
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus Oh, this is turrible. :(
:rofl:
Dave Matthews
you got what you asked for :o
Doctor Ivan
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus I understand Ivan. It's my own fault.
I hope you do. I'll see you in a week.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan I hope you do. I'll see you in a week.
I do and I apologize for continuing. I will do my time peacefully. :iaa:
Oderus
Well fatbags, have a seat and let's talk about stuff.
fatbags
Hey Ivan, I know you aren't the one who put me in here, but I have been in for a week now, and I'm not sure Mutt reads the threads here. Can you, kind sir, look into this for me? :)
Please and thank you, no matter the outcome. ;)
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by fatbags Hey Ivan, I know you aren't the one who put me in here, but I have been in for a week now, and I'm not sure Mutt reads the threads here. Can you, kind sir, look into this for me? :)
Please and thank you, no matter the outcome. ;)
No way. Stay here with me. We can talk about "new fish" and swap Kools.
fatbags
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus Well fatbags, have a seat and let's talk about stuff.
Ok, what's going on with you? I have a headache at the moment. I had sheppard's pie for lunch, although it did not have lamb, it had beef. MMMMMMMMMMMMM yummy.
Shivettez
Oderus, you fucking moron. Ivan was gonna let you slide. Hope you get the e-attention you want. I'll alert the lounge of your where abouts in case anyone gives a fuck.
fatbags
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus No way. Stay here with me. We can talk about "new fish" and swap Kools.
fatbags
Hey Shiv,
Can you copy and paste what happened? I'm starting to go nutty in here and refuse to log out and cheat. :p
Quote: Originally posted by Shivettez Oderus, you fucking moron. Ivan was gonna let you slide. Hope you get the e-attention you want. I'll alert the lounge of your where abouts in case anyone gives a fuck.
I know. I was pushing it too far. Now get outta here.
Quote: Originally posted by fatbags Hey Shiv,
Can you copy and paste what happened? I'm starting to go nutty in here and refuse to log out and cheat. :p
what happened is this thread that he created in here. He wanted to get put in TO so Ivan granted him his wish.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by fatbags Why do you mock me?
Isn't much to see. I called High Pitch a few names and he called me a few.
fatbags
Quote: Originally posted by Shivettez what happened is this thread that he created in here. He wanted to get put in TO so Ivan granted him his wish.
Yeah, I guess if you wag your dick in a tiger's face, he is bound to take a bite eventually. :p
steve7968
Quote: Originally posted by Shivettez he's dying to be the next Shivettez
that would take alot of work to be that bad.
Mr Fister
I got the gay when I messed with HPE...step it up next time pussay.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Mr Fister I got the gay when I messed with HPE...step it up next time pussay.
:lol: Oh, that's turrible.
Fred Gallagher
that's what you get or posting outside the lounge
Dave Matthews
I once asked Mutt to gay all my accounts.......he denied me :mad:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Fred Gallagher that's what you get or posting outside the lounge
A truer statement was never typed.
Mr Fister
It was a mult that I didn't care for much anyways...I learned my lesson though. When HPE thratens to kill me I just ignore him and try to be the better man. And don't question Mutt about it when he warns you...that'll get you the gay quick.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Dave Matthews I once asked Mutt to gay all my accounts.......he denied me :mad:
Looks like you gay'ed 'em up yourself. :burst:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Mr Fister It was a mult that I didn't care for much anyways...I learned my lesson though. When HPE thratens to kill me I just ignore him and try to be the better man. And don't question Mutt about it when he warns you...that'll get you the gay quick.
I was asking for it. I started it.
GRAYHEAD
A much faster route would have been to fuck with the Syndicate.
GRAYHEAD
Ivans got their back.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by GRAYHEAD Ivans got their back.
Ain't going there.
Mr Fister
Syndicate>God
DrQ
Ya finally made the Big House kid! :bigup:
;)
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by DrQ Ya finally made the Big House kid! :bigup:
;)
:(
Oderus
When Mutt gets home I'm gonna be in soooooooooooo much trouble.
Mr Fister
Here's some metal to make ya feel better
fatbags
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus When Mutt gets home I'm gonna be in soooooooooooo much trouble.
If you happen to talk to him, ask him to spring me from this jernt. :p
Oderus
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Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by fatbags If you happen to talk to him, ask him to spring me from this jernt. :p
Oh, I'll tell him. :btu:
DrQ
Sternshank?:pray:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by DrQ Sternshank?:pray:
:idea:
Oderus
Joey Boots made a massive revelation yesterday: He's a vegetarian. Moments after the revelation, Irish John spoke up and said he'd seen Boots eating a ribeye very recently. He also said the Boots is the biggest beef hater on SFN and he was just looking for attention. Seventy Rolleyes followed, all posted by Super_Not.
Melrose Larry chimed in and said that Boots stole Melrose's carrots in a local grocery store 2 years ago and had Melrose thrown out by a bagboy for threatening to make a mean sign saying "Boots is a Carrot Snapper!"
Shortly after, the Rev. Bob spoke up and said that he admitted to vegetarianism on the Kidd Chris show two days earlier and that Boots was an idea thief. The good Reverend quickly left SFN out of fear of retaliation and mean smileys.
The tournament from the Lounge has caused a massive uproar here on SFN. This is the biggest scandal in Sternshank since the Feds busted Mutt's dad for using inmates to repair PC's for all the mods. Sometime during Round 2, Creeker (AKA "The Creek Dog (woof, woof)" sent a message to Boots asking if he could borrow a hammer to smash Dr. Q's new kitty. Boots stormed the Lounge with a fleet of jpegs and shut the contest down. The riots that ensued were so fierce that Mutt put the whole site on lockdown until after the Roundtable was over. Six hundred mults were killed during the riots. Copter was severely injured by a flying Ivan gif and Ruck is still missing under a pile of polls.
Once the site was opened again, the Lounge was gone. The only remains were a few yellow spots that might've been smileys and sixteen "F1" keys, all from Gary the Retard's keyboard.
Apparently, the survivors have moved to WGAS to continue the shenanigans. So far, they are undetected and they are under the protection of the "Hot Chick Pics" mafia and the ghost of Hoochie.
More to come as this story continues to unfold.
Mr Fister
These guys are way more metal than Priestess....and a gosh darn lot cuter!!
Dave Matthews
and to think all of the posting in here does not count
Oderus
that's it. :( Guess I'll have to start the next chapter.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Mr Fister
These guys are way more metal than Priestess....and a gosh darn lot cuter!!
:jj: Bunch o homedogs.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Dave Matthews and to think all of the posting in here does not count
You have one week. Exceed my post count.
DrQ
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus Joey Boots made a massive revelation yesterday: He's a vegetarian. Moments after the revelation, Irish John spoke up and said he'd seen Boots eating a ribeye very recently. He also said the Boots is the biggest beef hater on SFN and he was just looking for attention. Seventy Rolleyes followed, all posted by Super_Not.
Melrose Larry chimed in and said that Boots stole Melrose's carrots in a local grocery store 2 years ago and had Melrose thrown out by a bagboy for threatening to make a mean sign saying "Boots is a Carrot Snapper!"
Shortly after, the Rev. Bob spoke up and said that he admitted to vegetarianism on the Kidd Chris show two days earlier and that Boots was an idea thief. The good Reverend quickly left SFN out of fear of retaliation and mean smileys.
The tournament from the Lounge has caused a massive uproar here on SFN. This is the biggest scandal in Sternshank since the Feds busted Mutt's dad for using inmates to repair PC's for all the mods. Sometime during Round 2, Creeker (AKA "The Creek Dog (woof, woof)" sent a message to Boots asking if he could borrow a hammer to smash Dr. Q's new kitty. Boots stormed the Lounge with a fleet of jpegs and shut the contest down. The riots that ensued were so fierce that Mutt put the whole site on lockdown until after the Roundtable was over. Six hundred mults were killed during the riots. Copter was severely injured by a flying Ivan gif and Ruck is still missing under a pile of polls.
Once the site was opened again, the Lounge was gone. The only remains were a few yellow spots that might've been smileys and sixteen "F1" keys, all from Gary the Retard's keyboard.
Apparently, the survivors have moved to WGAS to continue the shenanigans. So far, they are undetected and they are under the protection of the "Hot Chick Pics" mafia and the ghost of Hoochie.
More to come as this story continues to unfold.
:bigsmile:
Oderus
Prison time is down time. I'm learning that now. I've been in here for an hour and it feels like 60 minutes. I made a mistake, I'm not perfect. No one is (except Dr. Ivan :wub:).
I have a cellmate. His name is fatbags. He's plump and jolly. A good sorta dude with a weird habit of talking to himself. I can get used to that. The choking as he masturbates is a little unsettling, but I imagine I'll get used to that as well.
Oderus
Fucked up the smiley. Figures. The idea is still captured.
I know that Mutt will be angry that I'm writing this on the walls of my cell, but I have no choice. Copter confiscated my toilet paper because of my shit mult postings. I deserved that as well. I'll give him karma if I ever get out of here.
Marinolaw
Are you disappointed that you're not dead?
Oderus
account on-hold. Such a simple statement, but it holds so many meanings. My account could be on-hold. Or my account-on could be being held. It's hard to tell. The toilet smells bad. Fatbags has been eating burritos since 6am and they aren't kind to his intestinal tract.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Marinolaw Are you disappointed that you're not dead?
No. The guilt sets in now. I know I've done wrong. I will pay for my sins and move on. My jailhouse tat isn't even dry yet. I'm learning the ways of the force like my father.
Oderus
T@H is going to drop by soon with my mail. I expect at least 3 PM's from my closest associates. None of which I will be able to read because I can't access PM's here. T@H is toying with my emotions.
Oderus
This is Oderus Hayworth and the Sternshank redemption: 2008.
Oderus
Surely I'll get out of here in one piece. If I'm in more than one, check under fatbags mattress for an ax.
Oderus
Dickhurts and hemp22 are in the cell next to me. They sound like Laurel and Hardy. Dickhurts is always waving his tie in my face. I might have to rip it off. Hemp22 mostly cowers in the corner whimpering about his dog named Lauging Gravy.
talkinwhiskey
And to think I was going to start a "Get to know your fellow SFNer-Oderus" thread. Oh well...
Oderus
The only memory I have of the Lounge is this picture, which probably won't post, but I'll try anyway.
I hope Cling to Me is doing okay without me.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by talkinwhiskey And to think I was going to start a "Get to know your fellow SFNer-Oderus" thread. Oh well...
Everyone knows too much. That's how I ended up in here. OJ is more low-key than me.
Mr Fister
What kind of home made weapons have you come up with so far?
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Mr Fister What kind of home made weapons have you come up with so far?
Just what Mutt allowed me to keep from my smiley bag.
This :callme: :redx:
Mr Fister
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus Just what Mutt allowed me to keep from my smiley bag.
This :callme: :redx:
The Aryan Brotherhood will be shaking in their slippers when you unleash this fury.
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Mr Fister The Aryan Brotherhood will be shaking in their slippers when you unleash this fury.
Aryan's don't concern me. I saw anfkid coming down the hall. That's far more frightening.
uwishuknew
Oderus, I think I just met you're Mult :dontknow:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by uwishuknew Oderus, I think I just me you're Mult :dontknow:
You may be my mult?
Mr Fister
You should start a football team and challenge the mods to a game.
Oderus
A football game. I like that idea. My smileys against theirs.
Oderus
BeerTruck keeps emailing me pictures of Marky Ramone. In each one, he has scrawled the words die, die, die all over his face. I'm not sure what to make of this, but it shows me that he cares.
Oderus
I was in the prison library earlier and I spotted the ghost of Brad Renfro. He's holding his head and muttering "I coulda been a big story if not for that fucking Heath Ledger." I ignored him. No sense angering the ghosts.
Oderus
I adopted a bird out in the yard. I named him Noslen. He's a good bird. I just have to keep fatbags from eating him.
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