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| dusk47 |
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| kiiski |
I heard this cow is inseminated.
BTW, her 18 year old daughter is still doable. |
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| PeanutButter11 |
| that was worse than I thought. |
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| Oscar Wilde |
She looks just like Elvis' momma.
I wonder if she has a lump of fat on the back of her neck? |
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| stealthman |
| There's no way that's her. Michael Jackson would never allow it. Might be her stunt double though. |
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| Tuesday |
| That looks like it hurt. |
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| WillowGlen |
Thats a long way down hill from here.
Mabye Xenu infected her with to many volcano aliens. |
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| ShiroRX |
| no way. holy shitballs. |
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| Assbaby |
| theres no fucking way that photo is real!! |
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| Rammstein Musik |
| :omfg: is that really her? |
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| HaydnPorter |
Quote: Originally posted by Oscar Wilde She looks just like Elvis' momma.
I wonder if she has a lump of fat on the back of her neck? |
"Like a pack of Ball Park Franks..." |
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| lilbuddy67 |
| Cuteness has left the building. |
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| wvsarafan |
Just plain disgusting.
And to think I left deposits in honor of her previously. |
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| Buckwheat34 |
| Ouch!!! Must be the bannana sandwiches. |
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| josh111274 |
| that's not her. . just some one that looks a bit like her |
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| DirtyWorkFan |
| that picture made me laugh for some reason |
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| the white horse |
| HOLYYYYYYY SHITE!!!!!!!!! |
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| Jazzer77 |
| That cant be her. |
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| EVIL PENIS |
| She ain't nuthin' but a houndog. |
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| NickNuke |
| Didn't the same thing happen to her old man? |
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| ASHLEE JADE |
| That's a darn shame. She was beautiful once. She looks just like her father. |
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| bethhasfakeboob |
| WTF? Way worse than I imagined. |
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| GhostofBruceLee |
| Which Presley girl was the one in the Naked Gun flicks? |
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| binhphuocngu |
Quote: Originally posted by GhostofBruceLee Which Presley girl was the one in the Naked Gun flicks? |
It was Priscilla -mommy. |
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| binhphuocngu |
This is also Britney Spears destiny. |
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| taller0119 |
she has been eating those peanut butter and banana sandwiches like her daddy.
god damn...we have a new term...it's not Fat Elvis anymore...it's Fat Lisa Marie |
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| shanenuts |
| Goooood God!!!!! |
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| Booey's teeth |
| Oh Man it's fat ELVIS! :( |
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| studhub |
| That was the best when Howard did his Elvis impersonation today! :rofl: |
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| Sgt Pecker |
Ouch!!!
She used to be so fucking sexy |
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| RAGDOG |
| NOT BUYING IT...CAN'T BE HER |
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| GhostofBruceLee |
| Mixing it up with Micheal Jackson way back when must've fucked her mind up. |
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| ASHLEE JADE |
Quote: Originally posted by RAGDOG NOT BUYING IT...CAN'T BE HER |
Oh, that's her. No question. :pig: |
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| MAGILACUTTY79 |
This pic shows when she truly hit the wall!!
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| EVIL PENIS |
Quote: Originally posted by GhostofBruceLee Mixing it up with Micheal Jackson way back when must've fucked her mind up. |
Niggales Cage is no picnic either. He just married her because it was the ultimate Elvis collectible. |
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| EVIL PENIS |
Wait a minute, is she or was she recently pregnant? |
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| bobbytomorow |
| I beleive there are rumours that she is indeed pregnant |
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| kiiski |
Great description from the NY Daily News:
"Wearing a grungy yellow hoody and sweatpants, greasy hair pulled back, and no makeup to conceal her splotchy skin as she shoveled food into her bloated face, it's hard to imagine the former bombshell that looked so much like her mother."

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2..._a_bigger_.html |
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| Colonel J |
| I'd still hit it. twice. |
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| kiiski |
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| Slurpdog |
| No freakin way that is her??? Damn :( |
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| Loosh |
| Thats what happens when you get Nic-Cage dumped, Nic-Cage style! :btu: |
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| Jefferson |
| Scientology has worked for her almost as well as it helped Kirstie Alley. |
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| betabryan |
| Is she still rich, at least? |
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| flamslam64 |
| Chunka Chucka burning love |
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| V00 D00 |
| She didn't hit the wall, she ate it. |
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| CVN68 |
I still refuse to believe it. Say it ain't so!
IF it is though.....and I mean IF......Then that is definetly the "WALL-STRIKE" of the year hands down! |
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| binhphuocngu |
Quote: Originally posted by CVN68 I still refuse to believe it. Say it ain't so!
IF it is though.....and I mean IF......Then that is definetly the "WALL-STRIKE" of the year hands down! |
You'll probably the only one who'll understand this.
That is what FOD'ed looks like!!
OR
Class "A" mishaps fare better. |
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| joseywales |
| She's all bloated with those bad body thetans just like Kirstie Alley. She better shell out another several hundred thousand dollars to $cientology, to get rid of them. |
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| turd_furgeson |
| Looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a pitchfork. |
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| GhostofBruceLee |
| I'd still fuck if she's got the major cash. |
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| stealthman |
| I don't believe that's her. But I do believe that she ate Lisa Marie. Can someone cut her open on the dock and get her out like in 'Jaws"? |
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| SoCal MayheM |
Quote: Originally posted by dusk47
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HOLY SHIT!!! :ec: :ce: :ec: |
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| tednation22 |
WOW...it is hard to beleive that picture above was once this:
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| jays2123 |
| is that for real wow she used to be beautiful |
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| ZiggynUSC |
| I'm sure 90% of us on SFN have hit the wall, this shouldn't be hard to believe, she's a human it happens. |
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| CuB |
| great pics, what a BEAST!!! even the ugly stick wouldn't hit that! |
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| hobbs410 |
| that can't be her |
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| The Techno Bat |
Quote: Originally posted by Assbaby theres no fucking way that photo is real!! |
I gotta agree with ya, there is no way this photo is real... |
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| CVN68 |
Quote: Originally posted by ZiggynUSC I'm sure 90% of us on SFN have hit the wall, this shouldn't be hard to believe, she's a human it happens. |
Yeah, but "90% of us" are the general public. We're on the opposite side of that wall. I don't give a shit about my crooked teeth because no-one else gives a shit. |
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| CVN68 |
Quote: Originally posted by binhphuocngu You'll probably the only one who'll understand this.
That is what FOD'ed looks like!!
OR
Class "A" mishaps fare better. |
Yeah, I get it :) I don't think she'd fit into an intake anymore though! |
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| betabryan |
| Could something similar ever happen to Jessica Alba? Is no woman immune? |
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| batcave |
| She's just announced that she's pregnant |
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| rawsnacks |
| that poor poor wall |
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| raymondr612001 |
NEWS FLASH......SHE'S KNOCKED UP AGAIN!!!
She must have used a turkey baster like Lesbians do. |
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| Techx |
| hah yea now shes going to die just like her old man.. |
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| pussyfart |
| She must of fucked that wall up |
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| gw1111 |
| hunk a hunk of burning steaming shite |
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| gw1111 |
| put a picture of britney when she use to be super hotness next to yhat pic and uve got before and after pics of britney |
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| starless |
| mother fucker that's awful |
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| Mr56Ace |
| absolutely HEINOUS!!! |
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| modeams |
Fat Elvis was better looking.
Anymore pics? |
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| stealthman |
| So I hear that she made an official anouncement that she's pregnant because of all the internet insults about her appearance. Hmmmmm.......I guess she might be reading this thread. |
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| clearpepsi |
| you're right - that is worse than I thought it would be also - my go her head is so thick you it could take three bulletts, she is looking like the late elvis - that face is so freaking fat, she was never a looker - but man did she hit the wall hard |
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