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| Rastamon |
| In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents. |
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| Kill Van Kull |
| The mallard is the most recognizable of the ducks. |
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| EVIL PENIS |
| Your dishwasher is equipped with an intake screen that filters out rust and other debris that could damage the pump and other delicate parts. Sometimes, though, the intake screen collects so much debris that it slows the flow of water to the dishwasher. When that happens, you need to remove and clean the screen. |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by Kill Van Kull
The mallard is the most recognizable of the ducks. |
How so.... |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
How so.... |
distinctive markings, dumbass |
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| EVIL PENIS |
Under its simplest definition, a trigonometric (literally, a "triangle-measuring") function, is one of the many functions that relate one non-right angle of a right triangle to the ratio of the lengths of any two sides of the triangle (or vice versa).
Any trigonometric function (f), therefore, always satisfies either of the following equations:
f(q) = a / b OR f(a / b) = q,
where q is the measure of a certain angle in the triangle, and a and b are the lengths of two specific sides. |
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| jigzaw |
| Originally, the satellites in 2001: A Space Odyssey were supposed to contain nuclear weapons aimed at the Earth. Then when giant fetus Bowman returns to Earth, he was to destroy all of them. But Kubrick preferred in the end to leave it more abstract rather than intellectual in order to more fully communicate with the viewer's subconscious. |
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| EVIL PENIS |
Gilbert Gottfried appearances
March 14 & 15
Side Splitters
Tampa, FL
March 22
Treehouse
Orange, CT
March 28
Yuk Yuk's
Vancouver, Canada
April 3
Caroline's Comedy Club
New York, NY
April 30 & May 1
Zanies
Chicago, IL
May 2
Zanies
St. Charles, IL
May 3
Zanies
Vernon Hills, IL
May 10
Governors
Long Island , NY
June 14
Bananas
Hasbrouck Heights, NJ
September 20
Governors
Long Island , NY |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by mingmen
distinctive markings, dumbass |
such as?
Taking a night off from Joey's Cock? |
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| artechba |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
such as?
Taking a night off from Joey's Cock? |
whoa? why cock all the time? |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by artechba
whoa? why cock all the time? |
You counting? Maybe he'll let you have a taste of Joey 's Cock. |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
such as? |
google mallard, dickhead
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
Taking a night off from Joey's Cock? |
always your mind goes to the same thing :jj: |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
You counting? Maybe he'll let you have a taste of Joey 's Cock. |
paint us a picture |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by mingmen
paint us a picture |
you - him- joey's cock happy little family... Just show him the one in your wallet. |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by mingmen
google mallard, dickhead
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Looks like any other duck....and dickhead is that thing Joey shoved down your throat... |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
you - him- joey's cock happy little family... Just show him the one in your wallet. |
:munch: |
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| artechba |
Quote: Originally posted by mingmen
paint us a picture |
I wonder if he's the guy Joey was talking about, tugging on his cock begging to have it. He described him as pretty "cunning" individiual :D |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
Looks like any other duck....and dickhead is that thing Joey shoved down your throat... |
maybe they are all mallards :idea: |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by artechba
I wonder if he's the guy Joey was talking about, tugging on his cock begging to have it. He described him as pretty "cunning" individiual :D |
If your not sure , just stick it in your mouth...ming will help ya... |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by mingmen
maybe they are all mallards :idea: |
maybe Joey's cock has made you cum drunk? |
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| artechba |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
If your not sure , just stick it in your mouth...ming will help ya... |
hey man. look here. we're not homophobes. just come out of the closet. no one will dare make fun of you.
riiiiiight |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by artechba
hey man. look here. we're not homophobes. just come out of the closet. no one will dare make fun of you.
riiiiiight |
Don't worry , we know your not gay...you cried like a little baby when Joey fucked you in the ass... |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
maybe Joey's cock has made you cum drunk? |
the voice of experience |
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| Anogram |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
maybe Joey's cock has made you cum drunk? |
wow, this type of thinking just keeps coming. You are republican huh? |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
If your not sure , just stick it in your mouth...ming will help ya... |
TMI :D |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
Don't worry , we know your not gay...you cried like a little baby when Joey fucked you in the ass... |
vivid. incredible attention to detail |
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| Kill Van Kull |
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
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| Anogram |
The walls in the malls are totally totally cool.
:) |
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| cunning lingo |
Quote: Originally posted by mingmen
TMI :D |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
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Jealousy and love are sisters. ~Russian Proverb |
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| jigzaw |
Why the fuck is she kissing this guy? Doesn't she know we're meant for each other?? :(
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| cunning lingo |
| What does your avatar say? Is that from Joey? |
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| artechba |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
What does your avatar say? Is that from Joey? |
You've never seen ACUs before? |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by cunning lingo
What does your avatar say? Is that from Joey? |
:ly: :ls: |
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| mingmen |
Quote: Originally posted by jigzaw
Why the fuck is she kissing this guy? Doesn't she know we're meant for each other?? :(
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I think jigsaw got into the smokeables again |
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| Fdubya247 |
Something tells me stunning dildo, slackjaw, and BCStupid would make great "roomies"....
....so much in common. |
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| jigzaw |
Quote: Originally posted by mingmen
"slumber" party |
ay dios mio |
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| Fdubya247 |
Quote: Originally posted by jigzaw
ay dios mio |
Keep the details to yourself, Spanky....
:hw: |
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