| NakedCritic |
1 - Taxes. I'm no expert, but they should get a big chunk of any taxes they pay back. I don't know who told them it was 52%, but I'm pretty sure that's wildly exaggerated. As for any other taxes, I've known plenty of Americans who have performed up here and then just filed a simple form later to have any taxes paid or withheld (including sales tax they pay when they're here on purchases) returned to them.
2 - Fully nude lap dancing, in a fully licensed bar. The Brass Rail has some of the hottest chicks on the planet, and they'll grind your lap and stick their titties in your face while you do shots.
3 - Tug joints. A "friend" of mine knows some of the best tug joints they'll ever see - none of this Asian immigrant shit either - hot white chicks.
Get yer Hillbilly asses up here. |
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