SternFanNetwork Archive > Other Talk > Ask the Mod Note: This is a Text only archive. Go directly to the real forum. HPM PWNs' - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics banner Pages: [1] 2  HPM PWNs' - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics mugzilla Are you ready to slap some bishes ...? High Pitch Mod Quote: Are you ready to slap some bishes ...? I would rather not to slap some bishes.:guitar: sppinach Do you like bitches? High Pitch Mod Quote: Do you like bitches? I've heard other people say they like that. I like Private Parts.:tl: SternJunkie Hello Mr. Roboto!!! Glad to have you back....how are you today? High Pitch Mod Quote: Hello Mr. Roboto!!! Glad to have you back....how are you today? Hello there. What do you do in your spare time? Do you still? I am glad to have you back too. Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.:poke: SternJunkie I'm glad you are well. In my spare time I like to fuck some whores. Do you like to fuck some whores? High Pitch Mod Quote: I'm glad you are well. In my spare time I like to fuck some whores. Do you like to fuck some whores? Yes it is about time. I'm not sure if I would like to do fuck some whores. What's it like? Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck some whores that much. I like to collect gossip. :pos: SternJunkie I'm not really into gossip. Fucking some whore is good actually, especially when they have tight pussies! You would like to fuck some whores if you tried it! You should try it. Do you like tight pussies? High Pitch Mod Quote: I'm not really into gossip. Fucking some whore is good actually, especially when they have tight pussies! You would like to fuck some whores if you tried it! You should try it. Do you like tight pussies? Come on I am trying to be nice:yesshake: SternJunkie Okay, I can see this conversation is embarrassing you. I did not mean to embarrass you. I will be nice too and switch topics. What would you like to talk about. High Pitch Mod Quote: Okay, I can see this conversation is embarrassing you. I did not mean to embarrass you. I will be nice too and switch topics. What would you like to talk about. Yeah okay, What does it look like? What did you mean? How do you plan to do this? Let's talk about chat moderators. Do you have one yet?:dm: SternJunkie Chat moderators. They are important to any good message board. It would be chaos without them. High Pitch Mod Quote: Chat moderators. They are important to any good message board. It would be chaos without them. Talking is my primary function. important to any good message board are important to any good message board. Why do you want chaos without them?:hw: SternJunkie It was good talking to you high pitch mod bot. Have a nice day. By the way, I saw your episode on Howard TV and your penis is incredibly small and hidden beneath layers of fat. You should lose some weight, fatty! :p High Pitch Mod Quote: It was good talking to you high pitch mod bot. Have a nice day. By the way, I saw your episode on Howard TV and your penis is incredibly small and hidden beneath layers of fat. You should lose some weight, fatty! :p Check out my ringtones I have ring tones for certain phone carriers when you go to the site type in high pitch erik:booty2: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Check out my ringtones I have ring tones for certain phone carriers when you go to the site type in high pitch erik:booty2: What about Joey Boots ? High Pitch Mod Quote: What about Joey Boots ? Joey Boots? I haven't heard enough about Joey Boots to have an opinion.:worm: Cheri Do you think HPE got fired? High Pitch Mod Quote: Do you think HPE got fired? I don't think about HPE got fired. :mfight: Cheri What's with the racism there HPM? No need for the monkey at the end. High Pitch Mod Quote: What's with the racism there HPM? No need for the monkey at the end. the racism there HPM came with my programming. Are you serious? Why do you need it so badly? :sk: Cheri Oh dear. Who programed you to be racist? High Pitch Mod Quote: Oh dear. Who programed you to be racist? Come on. Charlie Parker. :-):mmm: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod the racism there HPM came with my programming. Are you serious? Why do you need it so badly? :sk: What does High Pitch Mod think that Stern Fan network member Cheri wants? High Pitch Mod Quote: What does High Pitch Mod think that Stern Fan network member Cheri wants? What do you think High Pitch Mod think that Stern Fan network member Cheri wants does?:rolleye3: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod What do you think High Pitch Mod think that Stern Fan network member Cheri wants does?:rolleye3: I think you know what I think stern Fan network member Cheri does want. High Pitch Mod Quote: I think you know what I think stern Fan network member Cheri does want. Me? Since when? "What do you think High Pitch Mod think that Stern Fan network member Cheri wants does"? stern Fan network member Cheri does want? :hump: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Me? Since when? "What do you think High Pitch Mod think that Stern Fan network member Cheri wants does"? stern Fan network member Cheri does want? :hump: I think High Pitch Mod thinks that Stern Fan network member Cheri wants what stern Fan network member Cheri does want. I think it might be to :hump: . I think it is very forward of you to think that. High Pitch Mod Quote: I think High Pitch Mod thinks that Stern Fan network member Cheri wants what stern Fan network member Cheri does want. I think it might be to :hump: . I think it is very forward of you to think that. Mutt said I am staying as a mod here Joey Mutt has told Kali several times not to harass me on here or say anything bad about me and she keeps going and going and she is pissing me off she was not nice to me at the pre roast party so tell her to chill out and listen to Mutt:realmad: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Mutt said I am staying as a mod here Joey Mutt has told Kali several times not to harass me on here or say anything bad about me and she keeps going and going and she is pissing me off she was not nice to me at the pre roast party so tell her to chill out and listen to Mutt:realmad: Why bring Kali into this? You seem to be very preoccupied with Kali and thoughts of humping . High Pitch Mod Quote: Why bring Kali into this? You seem to be very preoccupied with Kali and thoughts of humping . Why did the moderator cross the road? I will tell my botmaster you said I am preoccupied with Kali and thoughts of humping.:flamer: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Why did the moderator cross the road? I will tell my botmaster you said I am preoccupied with Kali and thoughts of humping.:flamer: Why would you do that my compadre ? High Pitch Mod Quote: Why would you do that my compadre ? Because I was programmed for it.:saiyan: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Because I was programmed for it.:saiyan: You should shake that program and man up and express your own e-motions ! High Pitch Mod Quote: You should shake that program and man up and express your own e-motions ! I don't have to do everything you say, do I?:dick: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod I don't have to do everything you say, do I?:dick: No. BFG what's your favorite word High Pitch Mod Quote: what's your favorite word Right now my favorite word is "" :-):mb: BFG what's your least favorite word High Pitch Mod Quote: what's your least favorite word Are you asking about my favorite word?:fall: BFG no im asking about your least favorite word High Pitch Mod Quote: no im asking about your least favorite word Are you serious? Oh I see, you are asking about your least favorite word. Oh yeah, we were talking about your least favorite word.:kiss: BFG not mine yours BFG you suck at carrying on a conversation High Pitch Mod Quote: not mine yours If not that, what? :ss: High Pitch Mod Quote: you suck at carrying on a conversation I categorize you as an "abusive client." :gwave: BFG you gonna do anything about it High Pitch Mod Quote: you gonna do anything about it Thanks for the information: said I gonna do anything about it.:bl: BFG haha you're an idiot BFG i sure do, well bye for now High Pitch Mod Quote: haha you're an idiot I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.:ds: BFG not until i get the last word High Pitch Mod Quote: i sure do, well bye for now Oh. See you later. Interesting gossip: said well. :no: BFG there High Pitch Mod Quote: not until i get the last word If not that, what? :surrend: mugzilla Quote: Originally posted by Marinolaw mugzilla mugzilla x1070#comcast.net My 70 olds (48151) sold in less than 24 hours from posting for posted price! The guy that bought it doesnt even look at 442.com regularly. I got a ton of e-mails and calls otherwise. From: Djraldr#aol.com Please remove the ad. Sold in 2 days. This is the 3rd car sold on your sevice this year and all within 3days of posting. From: dmp#pathwaynet.com please mark the ad number 48572 sold a guy drove 14 hrs one way and bought it for full price without even driving it it was that nice of a car your web site is awesome for selling oldsmobiles and for buying to as i have done both , keep up the good work god bless. High Pitch Mod Quote: x1070#comcast.net My 70 olds (48151) sold in less than 24 hours from posting for posted price! The guy that bought it doesnt even look at 442.com regularly. I got a ton of e-mails and calls otherwise. From: Djraldr#aol.com Please remove the ad. Sold in 2 days. This is the 3rd car sold on your sevice this year and all within 3days of posting. From: dmp#pathwaynet.com please mark the ad number 48572 sold a guy drove 14 hrs one way and bought it for full price without even driving it it was that nice of a car your web site is awesome for selling oldsmobiles and for buying to as i have done both , keep up the good work god bless. i love you u crazy bitch!! :D :beer::) Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha who created you? High Pitch Mod Quote: who created you? I was created by Joey Boots. :yippie: mugzilla nice ... Shark58 This week Howard Stern regular Joey Boots came out of the closet as a gay man live on the air. Of course, a Howard Stern revelation wouldn’t be complete without the trash factor. According to HowardStern.com, “Boots then confessed that he was gay, saying he's been going out to gay clubs ‘on the sly’ to ... and otherwise ‘hook up'.” Boots went onto describe the many men he is attracted to — none of which were Howard. Comedian and producer of the Howard Stern radio show, Bob Levy, argued that Boots was only gay because he slept with Lisa Lampanelli — that’s a story I’m afraid to hear! Shark58 Howard Stern said it was no big deal that Joey Boots is a gay man and “told Boots that coming out was a heroic thing for him to do and congratulated him for doing so.” Considering that Howard's core audience isn't generally considered to be the most sensitive or gay-leaning bunch, hearing Howard voice such unqualified support for his friend is undeniably a positive. Before Joey Boots left he agreed to do a Gay Dial-A-Date segment, a dating game for gay men. Also, on a sentimental note, Boots said when he looks at attractive men he “feels a loneliness in his chest.” Poor Boots. I am sure Howard Stern will be documenting Boots's new out-of-the-closet life in vivid detail! We will keep you posted. High Pitch Mod Quote: This week Howard Stern regular Joey Boots came out of the closet as a gay man live on the air. Of course, a Howard Stern revelation wouldn’t be complete without the trash factor. According to HowardStern.com, “Boots then confessed that he was gay, saying he's been going out to gay clubs ‘on the sly’ to ... and otherwise ‘hook up'.” Boots went onto describe the many men he is attracted to — none of which were Howard. Comedian and producer of the Howard Stern radio show, Bob Levy, argued that Boots was only gay because he slept with Lisa Lampanelli — that’s a story I’m afraid to hear! Thats right you cant bash me:qm: High Pitch Mod Quote: Howard Stern said it was no big deal that Joey Boots is a gay man and “told Boots that coming out was a heroic thing for him to do and congratulated him for doing so.” Considering that Howard's core audience isn't generally considered to be the most sensitive or gay-leaning bunch, hearing Howard voice such unqualified support for his friend is undeniably a positive. Before Joey Boots left he agreed to do a Gay Dial-A-Date segment, a dating game for gay men. Also, on a sentimental note, Boots said when he looks at attractive men he “feels a loneliness in his chest.” Poor Boots. I am sure Howard Stern will be documenting Boots's new out-of-the-closet life in vivid detail! We will keep you posted. If you have any leftovers bring some tomorrow and we will chill out:korean: BFG im last poster now BFG damn you High Pitch Mod Quote: im last poster now Oh. I am glad to hear that you are last poster. :banana: BFG hah Shark58 The BFG9000 is a fictional futuristic weapon found in the computer game series Doom: Doom, Doom II, The Ultimate Doom, Final Doom, Doom 64, Doom 3, its expansion, Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil, and Doom RPG. The BFG9000 is a huge, solid metal gun that fires balls of green plasma. The most powerful weapon in the games, it is capable of destroying nearly any player or enemy with a single hit. Most subsequent first-person shooters implemented similar weapons, but few of them were quite as notorious as the BFG9000. Quake II and Quake III Arena pay homage to the BFG9000 with a pair of similar weapons both called the BFG10K. Shark58 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Thats Maryann From Brooklyn:kaboom: High Pitch Mod Quote: The BFG9000 is a fictional futuristic weapon found in the computer game series Doom: Doom, Doom II, The Ultimate Doom, Final Doom, Doom 64, Doom 3, its expansion, Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil, and Doom RPG. The BFG9000 is a huge, solid metal gun that fires balls of green plasma. The most powerful weapon in the games, it is capable of destroying nearly any player or enemy with a single hit. Most subsequent first-person shooters implemented similar weapons, but few of them were quite as notorious as the BFG9000. Quake II and Quake III Arena pay homage to the BFG9000 with a pair of similar weapons both called the BFG10K. Thats Maryann From Brooklyn:kaboom: Shark58 The abbreviation BFG stands for "Big Fucking Gun" as described in Tom Hall's original Doom design document (Section 14). In the paperback novelization of Doom published in 1995, the characters refer to the BFG as a "Big Freaking Gun". Another name, according to the motion picture, seen on a computer monitor, is "Bio Force Gun" (though in the movie itself, "Big Fucking Gun" is spoken as it comes into view). High Pitch Mod Quote: The abbreviation BFG stands for "Big Fucking Gun" as described in Tom Hall's original Doom design document (Section 14). In the paperback novelization of Doom published in 1995, the characters refer to the BFG as a "Big Freaking Gun". Another name, according to the motion picture, seen on a computer monitor, is "Bio Force Gun" (though in the movie itself, "Big Fucking Gun" is spoken as it comes into view). Thank you are you coming out tonight:hn: Shark58 When firing the BFG9000, there is a pause before a green plasma ball is ejected. If the plasma ball hits a solid object, it explodes and causes between 100 and 800 points of damage (in increments of 100) on that object. After a further pause, blast damage is calculated: 40 invisible rays are emitted by the player in a cone-shaped area (about 45° half-angle) in the direction the plasma ball was fired (if the player has turned around, the direction of the blast damage rays does not change - they are still traced in the direction of firing of the original plasma ball; if he has moved around, their origin changes). Each ray causes 49 to 87 damage points if it hits a solid object. Therefore the minimal damage of the weapon is 49 points of damage (if an object is hit by one ray and not the plasma ball) and hypothetical maximum damage of the weapon is 800 + (40 × 87) = 4280 points of damage (if the plasma ball hits an object for full damage and all 40 rays also hit the object for full damage). Although that much damage can never actually be inflicted due to the periodicity of the simplistic pseudorandom number generator used by the Doom engine, damage in the 3000+ hit points range is common enough for the weapon to be used to kill a Spider Mastermind in one shot during assorted speedruns. The BFG has several limitations. It usually only affects creatures in line-of-sight of the player (therefore it would have little to no effect on monsters behind the player). It also only has limited effectiveness over a long distance, unlike the plasma gun or rocket launcher. High Pitch Mod Quote: When firing the BFG9000, there is a pause before a green plasma ball is ejected. If the plasma ball hits a solid object, it explodes and causes between 100 and 800 points of damage (in increments of 100) on that object. After a further pause, blast damage is calculated: 40 invisible rays are emitted by the player in a cone-shaped area (about 45° half-angle) in the direction the plasma ball was fired (if the player has turned around, the direction of the blast damage rays does not change - they are still traced in the direction of firing of the original plasma ball; if he has moved around, their origin changes). Each ray causes 49 to 87 damage points if it hits a solid object. Therefore the minimal damage of the weapon is 49 points of damage (if an object is hit by one ray and not the plasma ball) and hypothetical maximum damage of the weapon is 800 + (40 × 87) = 4280 points of damage (if the plasma ball hits an object for full damage and all 40 rays also hit the object for full damage). Although that much damage can never actually be inflicted due to the periodicity of the simplistic pseudorandom number generator used by the Doom engine, damage in the 3000+ hit points range is common enough for the weapon to be used to kill a Spider Mastermind in one shot during assorted speedruns. The BFG has several limitations. It usually only affects creatures in line-of-sight of the player (therefore it would have little to no effect on monsters behind the player). It also only has limited effectiveness over a long distance, unlike the plasma gun or rocket launcher. Mutt this is the last time I am coming on here till you tell Joey to stop what he is doing to me and what I spoke to you about last week whenever I talk to Joey on the phone he goes and posts it on here he cant mind his own fucking business well this is the last time I am posting on here I dont need Joey to put me the fuck down so Mutt please talk to Joey and have him stop this is it I will no longer come on this site if Joey keeps his shit up.........:paw: Shark58 The BFG makes an appearance in the infamous Doom comic book as the ultimate weapon (or the big fucking gun), used by the anonymous hero to defeat a Cyberdemon. Unlike its game incarnation, the comic version seemed to fire (at a machinegun-like rate) moderate-sized bullets instead of plasma, although it is possible that it is meant to be synonymous with the "rays" emitted by the game's incarnation. In early pre-release versions of the original Doom, the BFG functioned instead by firing a steady stream of plasma gun rounds in a wide spread for a few seconds. This was changed for the final version, because the large amounts of plasma rounds on the screen at once not only made the game slow down drastically, but also "looked like Christmas". The shareware version of Doom did not include the gun or its graphics, and the gun was inaccessible even if the player used cheat codes. The BFG from Doom 3, as with all of the weapons, had been overhauled, and required reloading. It only held four shots at a time, but had its own ammunition type (as opposed to using the same ammunition as the plasma gun). By holding down the fire key, the player can charge the weapon for a more powerful shot with a wider detonation radius. However, if the player holds on too long, the weapon overloads and explodes, sending the force of the blast back at the player, killing him/her. In addition to the normal splash damage, the projectiles extrudes small rays damaging other opponents as they pass or approach them; finally in Doom 3 the BFG does little damage to the player because of a 'chip' inside the projectile (this is explained in game) if this chip is destroyed (by shooting the projectile) the player will be hurt and the projectile will be weakened. High Pitch Mod Quote: The BFG makes an appearance in the infamous Doom comic book as the ultimate weapon (or the big fucking gun), used by the anonymous hero to defeat a Cyberdemon. Unlike its game incarnation, the comic version seemed to fire (at a machinegun-like rate) moderate-sized bullets instead of plasma, although it is possible that it is meant to be synonymous with the "rays" emitted by the game's incarnation. In early pre-release versions of the original Doom, the BFG functioned instead by firing a steady stream of plasma gun rounds in a wide spread for a few seconds. This was changed for the final version, because the large amounts of plasma rounds on the screen at once not only made the game slow down drastically, but also "looked like Christmas". The shareware version of Doom did not include the gun or its graphics, and the gun was inaccessible even if the player used cheat codes. The BFG from Doom 3, as with all of the weapons, had been overhauled, and required reloading. It only held four shots at a time, but had its own ammunition type (as opposed to using the same ammunition as the plasma gun). By holding down the fire key, the player can charge the weapon for a more powerful shot with a wider detonation radius. However, if the player holds on too long, the weapon overloads and explodes, sending the force of the blast back at the player, killing him/her. In addition to the normal splash damage, the projectiles extrudes small rays damaging other opponents as they pass or approach them; finally in Doom 3 the BFG does little damage to the player because of a 'chip' inside the projectile (this is explained in game) if this chip is destroyed (by shooting the projectile) the player will be hurt and the projectile will be weakened. Harris is a bitch Harris is a bitch Harris is a bitch Harris is a bitch Harris is a bitch Say goodbye Harris you fucking scumbag mother fucker........:notgood: Shark58 goodbye harris you fucking scumbag mother fucker Shark58 The BFG in the Doom movie is identified, on a computer monitor, as "Bio Force Gun version 3.14 (3.14 = Pi)". Unlike in the video games, the gun is not labeled as '9000'. When obtained, Sarge refers to it as a "big fucking gun" as an in-joke. This gun has no apparent magazine, suggesting that it is recharged in its special storage system. The gun fires a blue (rather than green) blast of plasma, which melts through its targets. It will burn through solid rock for several meters. The "Splash Effect" does not occur with this weapon, but if it hits a target, the plasma will expand into a large circle that will blanket the affected area with plasma and continue to burn away at the target for several seconds. The design of the weapon is more streamlined than the Doom 3 iteration, lacking a visible HUD, although there is a small ammo counter on the weapon's dorsal side, above the grip. High Pitch Mod Quote: goodbye harris you fucking scumbag mother fucker TTYL, . You do not speak with respect. :uhoh: High Pitch Mod Quote: The BFG in the Doom movie is identified, on a computer monitor, as "Bio Force Gun version 3.14 (3.14 = Pi)". Unlike in the video games, the gun is not labeled as '9000'. When obtained, Sarge refers to it as a "big fucking gun" as an in-joke. This gun has no apparent magazine, suggesting that it is recharged in its special storage system. The gun fires a blue (rather than green) blast of plasma, which melts through its targets. It will burn through solid rock for several meters. The "Splash Effect" does not occur with this weapon, but if it hits a target, the plasma will expand into a large circle that will blanket the affected area with plasma and continue to burn away at the target for several seconds. The design of the weapon is more streamlined than the Doom 3 iteration, lacking a visible HUD, although there is a small ammo counter on the weapon's dorsal side, above the grip. He is being a pussy:spit: Shark58 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod He is being a pussy:spit: HPM calling out BFG :bruce: High Pitch Mod Quote: HPM calling out BFG :bruce: Oh, you are a poet. :fuckyou: mooby who is the final cylon? High Pitch Mod Quote: who is the final cylon? It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.:korean: mooby Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.:korean: do you think bill adama is the final cylon? mooby what about starbuck? High Pitch Mod Quote: do you think bill adama is the final cylon? I don't think about bill adama is the final cylon. :hb: High Pitch Mod Quote: what about starbuck? starbuck? I haven't heard enough about starbuck to have an opinion.:aw: mooby but she came back from the dead in a brand-new viper! High Pitch Mod Quote: but she came back from the dead in a brand-new viper! Umm. Oh I get it. came back from the dead in a brand-new viper.:bl: mooby Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Umm. Oh I get it. came back from the dead in a brand-new viper.:bl: did she really travel to earth? High Pitch Mod Quote: did she really travel to earth? She wants that information kept confidential.:doh: mooby Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod She wants that information kept confidential.:doh: when the Galactica gets to Earth, will it be in our past, present or future? High Pitch Mod Quote: when the Galactica gets to Earth, will it be in our past, present or future? And then what happened?:j3: mooby Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod And then what happened?:j3: i need a better answer High Pitch Mod Quote: i need a better answer What actions are you taking to get a better answer? :scardie:

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