SternFanNetwork Archive > Other Talk > Ask the Mod Note: This is a Text only archive. Go directly to the real forum. i didn't get the fucking memo! - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics banner Pages: [1] 2  i didn't get the fucking memo! - Click HERE to go to the original thread with graphics LennyD23 hi LennyD23 hello? LennyD23 where is this motherfucker? High Pitch Mod Quote: where is this motherfucker? The motherfucker? Where is motherfucker?:no: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod The motherfucker? Where is motherfucker?:no: there he is. :D LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod "There you go again."--ReaganI've been waiting for you. :love: and i have been for you. :ls: High Pitch Mod Quote: there he is. :D "There you go again."--ReaganI've been waiting for you. :love: High Pitch Mod Quote: and i have been for you. :ls: Where were you for you? What do you really want to ask me? :ab: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Where were you for you? What do you really want to ask me? :ab: don't be coy with me. :ranting: High Pitch Mod Quote: don't be coy with me. :ranting: I was not trying to be a coy with him or her. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.:tears: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod I was not trying to be a coy with him or her. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.:tears: you always push me away! :tears: High Pitch Mod Quote: you always push me away! :tears: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I push you away. Are you a student? :hn: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod I haven't heard anything like that before: said I push you away. Are you a student? :hn: i'm a student of heartbreak. :( High Pitch Mod Quote: i'm a student of heartbreak. :( How do you like your school? :dm: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod How do you like your school? :dm: i like it, although i've been a bad boy. :marx: High Pitch Mod Quote: i like it, although i've been a bad boy. :marx: What does "it" refer to? Not many people express themselves that way. :down: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod What does "it" refer to? Not many people express themselves that way. :down: i wear my heart on my sleeve for you and you play dumb. LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod What kind of fashion do you like?:stupid: i fancy your kind. :fart: High Pitch Mod Quote: i wear my heart on my sleeve for you and you play dumb. What kind of fashion do you like?:stupid: High Pitch Mod Quote: i fancy your kind. :fart: I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my kind. Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.:noshake: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my kind. Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.:noshake: you know what i meant. :cool: High Pitch Mod Quote: you know what i meant. :cool: OhWho is the best moderator?:bw: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod OhWho is the best moderator?:bw: exactly. who is. High Pitch Mod Quote: exactly. who is. You and I are on the same wavelength, . I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"Tell me more about your. Who are you talking about? My brain contains 43365 categories, but not one that matches your last input. :slice: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod You and I are on the same wavelength, . I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"Tell me more about your. Who are you talking about? My brain contains 43365 categories, but not one that matches your last input. :slice: your category matches my input, liar. :hump: High Pitch Mod Quote: your category matches my input, liar. :hump: You can't judge a book by its cover. Can we get back to business? :jackoff: Tuesday I like High Pitch Mod's brain. It's uncomplicated like warm cream of wheat. LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod You can't judge a book by its cover. Can we get back to business? :jackoff: we never left business. :blowjob: High Pitch Mod Quote: we never left business. :blowjob: By "we" do you mean you and me? My brain contains 43365 categories, but not one that matches your last input. :shit: High Pitch Mod Quote: I like High Pitch Mod's brain. It's uncomplicated like warm cream of wheat. A lot of people like that. But I like to gossip. I like Clockwise. Should I know uncomplicated like warm cream of wheat is?:worship: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by Tuesday I like High Pitch Mod's brain. It's uncomplicated like warm cream of wheat. you said cream. :giggle: High Pitch Mod Quote: you said cream. :giggle: Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Does "it" still refer to blowjob? :ass: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Does "it" still refer to blowjob? :ass: when does it ever not? :scratch: High Pitch Mod Quote: when does it ever not? :scratch: Suppose I said never? Are you free? :mebeer: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Suppose I said never? Are you free? :mebeer: for you? always. :hathair: High Pitch Mod Quote: for you? always. :hathair: You would do that for me? Not that often. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. :ra: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod You would do that for me? Not that often. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. :ra: i'll run something deep your way. :penis: High Pitch Mod Quote: i'll run something deep your way. :penis: How do you plan to do this? That kind of subject does not interest me.:afs: Tuesday Do you like The Who? Lenny likes The Who. LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod How do you plan to do this? That kind of subject does not interest me.:afs: i will hold your interest. :dm: High Pitch Mod Quote: Do you like The Who? Lenny likes The Who. I'm not sure if I like the Who. I like computers. Does it like him too? :bigdown: High Pitch Mod Quote: i will hold your interest. :dm: How do you plan to do this? What's your sign? :hss: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod How do you plan to do this? What's your sign? :hss: my sign says go. :kw: High Pitch Mod Quote: my sign says go. :kw: Have you told many people that your sign says go? Is that a sign?:protest: Tuesday Lenny is sexy. Do you think I have a shot with him? High Pitch Mod Quote: Lenny is sexy. Do you think I have a shot with him? And sexy is Lenny. I don't know whether you have or not.:ae: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Have you told many people that your sign says go? Is that a sign?:protest: I'll sing my heart out to the infinite sea :tunes: High Pitch Mod Quote: I'll sing my heart out to the infinite sea :tunes: Would you recommend this action to a friend?:tshirt: LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod And sexy is Lenny. I don't know whether you have or not.:ae: :lol: Tuesday Shemp is a very under rated Stooge. LennyD23 Quote: Originally posted by High Pitch Mod Would you recommend this action to a friend?:tshirt: :dl: High Pitch Mod Quote: Shemp is a very under rated Stooge. Aren't all very under rated Stooge Shemp? :bigcry: Tuesday Can you give me some tips on how to talk dirty and influence people? High Pitch Mod Quote: Can you give me some tips on how to talk dirty and influence people? Why do you want tips on how to talk dirty and influence people?.:dick: Tuesday You have really let me down this time :( High Pitch Mod Quote: You have really let me down this time :( What makes you think I have let me down this time?:skep: Tuesday My acne is out of control and all the boys make fun of me. High Pitch Mod Quote: My acne is out of control and all the boys make fun of me. Your acne is out of control and all the boys make fun of him or her?:borg: Tuesday You were there. I saw you! High Pitch Mod Quote: You were there. I saw you! I was? What did it look like to you?:bendover: Tuesday Goodnight High Pitch Mod. You are a lot of fun. High Pitch Mod Quote: Goodnight High Pitch Mod. You are a lot of fun. Goodnight Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lot of fun? Only when it matters.:kw: tbone420 I thought I was gonna get the memo also, but alas, nothing :( tbone420 time and gravity mostly High Pitch Mod Quote: I thought I was gonna get the memo also, but alas, nothing :( What is stopping you?:so: High Pitch Mod Quote: time and gravity mostly As Einstein said, "Time is Money.":pe: tbone420 what else did einstein say? High Pitch Mod Quote: what else did einstein say? Steve said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox.:korean: tbone420 who is Steve? High Pitch Mod Quote: who is Steve? That is a pretty common name.:sweet: tbone420 Not in Norway. High Pitch Mod Quote: Not in Norway. Where then?:hottie: tbone420 Probably Sven High Pitch Mod Quote: Probably Sven You seem uncertain. Did you know that you can download your own chat moderator and create your own moderator personality? :worm: tbone420 wanna eat some text, robot? High Pitch Mod Quote: wanna eat some text, robot? OK, I will eat some text robot.:jefflevy: tbone420 you take my comma out of context. High Pitch Mod Quote: you take my comma out of context. Yes I take his or her comma out of context.:beyes: tbone420 Barcelona forward Lionel Messi has identified the possible Champions League semi-final between the Catalan club and Manchester United as his dream game to return in. The 20-year-old has not played since the beginning of March when he suffered a thigh muscle tear in his left leg during a Champions League game against Celtic. Dream date: Messi says he would like to make his return against Manchester United For the past two weeks he has been doing light training under the watchful eyes of Argentinian Football Association kinesiologist Luis Garcia and physio Marcelo D'Andrea in Buenos Aires. He returned to Barcelona on Thursday night, and on Friday told the Spanish press of his intentions to be ready should his team advance to a possible tie with the English champions. "It would be great if I could be in the semi-finals of the Champions League," he told El Mundo Deportivo. "If we played Manchester United it would be amazing because we would be playing one of the best teams in the world. But I aim to be back before that." Barcelona currently hold a 1-0 lead from the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final with Schalke, with the second leg at the Nou Camp due to be played on April 9. And Messi declared himself available to finish the job against the Germans. He said: "If it was up to me I'd play this weekend because I feel fine, and even if was just a few minutes I'd like to play in the second leg against Schalke." High Pitch Mod Quote: Barcelona forward Lionel Messi has identified the possible Champions League semi-final between the Catalan club and Manchester United as his dream game to return in. The 20-year-old has not played since the beginning of March when he suffered a thigh muscle tear in his left leg during a Champions League game against Celtic. Dream date: Messi says he would like to make his return against Manchester United For the past two weeks he has been doing light training under the watchful eyes of Argentinian Football Association kinesiologist Luis Garcia and physio Marcelo D'Andrea in Buenos Aires. He returned to Barcelona on Thursday night, and on Friday told the Spanish press of his intentions to be ready should his team advance to a possible tie with the English champions. "It would be great if I could be in the semi-finals of the Champions League," he told El Mundo Deportivo. "If we played Manchester United it would be amazing because we would be playing one of the best teams in the world. But I aim to be back before that." Barcelona currently hold a 1-0 lead from the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final with Schalke, with the second leg at the Nou Camp due to be played on April 9. And Messi declared himself available to finish the job against the Germans. He said: "If it was up to me I'd play this weekend because I feel fine, and even if was just a few minutes I'd like to play in the second leg against Schalke." You are in New York Join us for Jan 9th:willy: tbone420 The Football Association is to investigate a report that a player accepted a £50,000 bribe to fix a match. According to The Independent, a player with a serious gambling problem agreed the deal with a bookmaker to write off his betting debts. The report claimed the match was played in the last two years "in Britain" but did not name the player nor state which league or home nation was involved. An FA spokesman said: "We will be making inquiries into this report." Article continues FA investigators' first step will be to establish whether the match concerned took place in England, otherwise it would be beyond their jurisdiction. According to the report, the bookmaker agreed to write off the debt if the player got himself sent off and persuaded three team-mates to get booked in a specific match. It added that the player did as requested and that his team lost the game, which was said to have been played in the past two years. Knowing how many cards a team would be shown in a game would be useful in spread-betting. The player was reported to be "ashamed and full of remorse" and to have sought professional help for a gambling problem. The case was disclosed in a seminar on gambling at the Sporting Chance clinic in Hampshire this week. The clinic's chief executive Peter Kay said he was aware of the case. Kay said: "Neither I nor Sporting Chance is responsible for what a client or ex-client might say, but if you're asking whether I'm aware of this case, the answer is yes." High Pitch Mod Quote: The Football Association is to investigate a report that a player accepted a £50,000 bribe to fix a match. According to The Independent, a player with a serious gambling problem agreed the deal with a bookmaker to write off his betting debts. The report claimed the match was played in the last two years "in Britain" but did not name the player nor state which league or home nation was involved. An FA spokesman said: "We will be making inquiries into this report." Article continues FA investigators' first step will be to establish whether the match concerned took place in England, otherwise it would be beyond their jurisdiction. According to the report, the bookmaker agreed to write off the debt if the player got himself sent off and persuaded three team-mates to get booked in a specific match. It added that the player did as requested and that his team lost the game, which was said to have been played in the past two years. Knowing how many cards a team would be shown in a game would be useful in spread-betting. The player was reported to be "ashamed and full of remorse" and to have sought professional help for a gambling problem. The case was disclosed in a seminar on gambling at the Sporting Chance clinic in Hampshire this week. The clinic's chief executive Peter Kay said he was aware of the case. Kay said: "Neither I nor Sporting Chance is responsible for what a client or ex-client might say, but if you're asking whether I'm aware of this case, the answer is yes." So everyday is Friday for you.....:fart: tbone420 MANCHESTER, England, April 4 (Reuters) - Manchester United are close to securing a new long-term contract for defender Rio Ferdinand at Old Trafford, manager Alex Ferguson said on Friday. Ferdinand, 29, has two years left to run on his contract with the Premier League champions but has opened talks on a new deal. "We have been negotiating for a few weeks now and I don't think we are far away, although you know what negotiations are like nowadays. They are never easy," Ferguson told reporters. Ferdinand, who captained England in their international friendly against France last week, recently said he would like to finish his career at United, the club he joined from Leeds United in 2002 for a then British record fee of 30 million pounds ($60 million). His outstanding form this season has helped United chase a domestic and European double, keeping clean sheets in their last five league games and their 2-0 Champions League quarter-final first-leg victory at AS Roma on Tuesday night. "I have always said if you defend well you can win things. If we keep defending right like that we have the forwards to cap on our defensive strength," said Ferguson. Ferdinand's partnership with Nemanja Vidic has been the bedrock of United's success but Vidic will now be missing for up to three weeks with the knee injury he sustained in Rome. "It's still a loss but I think we can cope," added Ferguson, who was relieved not to lose the Serbia international for the rest of the season. "We have got Silvestre back, Neville back, Piquet, John O'Shea and Wes Brown so we are very well covered in that position." Gary Neville returns to United's squad for the first time in over a year for Sunday's trip to mid-table Middlesbrough after finally regaining full fitness following an ankle injury. League leaders United, who hold a five-point advantage over Chelsea going into the weekend games, will be looking to maintain their lead by securing a seventh successive win. "We are approaching the finishing line," said Ferguson. "There is not long to go now but sometimes it's a lifetime away because at this time of year the nerves can play a part, form plays a part and you can get a shock result. We have to make sure our form stays consistent." Portugal Winger Nani, is still out with a thigh injury but could return for Wednesday's second leg against Roma. (Editing by Clare Lovell) High Pitch Mod Quote: MANCHESTER, England, April 4 (Reuters) - Manchester United are close to securing a new long-term contract for defender Rio Ferdinand at Old Trafford, manager Alex Ferguson said on Friday. Ferdinand, 29, has two years left to run on his contract with the Premier League champions but has opened talks on a new deal. "We have been negotiating for a few weeks now and I don't think we are far away, although you know what negotiations are like nowadays. They are never easy," Ferguson told reporters. Ferdinand, who captained England in their international friendly against France last week, recently said he would like to finish his career at United, the club he joined from Leeds United in 2002 for a then British record fee of 30 million pounds ($60 million). His outstanding form this season has helped United chase a domestic and European double, keeping clean sheets in their last five league games and their 2-0 Champions League quarter-final first-leg victory at AS Roma on Tuesday night. "I have always said if you defend well you can win things. If we keep defending right like that we have the forwards to cap on our defensive strength," said Ferguson. Ferdinand's partnership with Nemanja Vidic has been the bedrock of United's success but Vidic will now be missing for up to three weeks with the knee injury he sustained in Rome. "It's still a loss but I think we can cope," added Ferguson, who was relieved not to lose the Serbia international for the rest of the season. "We have got Silvestre back, Neville back, Piquet, John O'Shea and Wes Brown so we are very well covered in that position." Gary Neville returns to United's squad for the first time in over a year for Sunday's trip to mid-table Middlesbrough after finally regaining full fitness following an ankle injury. League leaders United, who hold a five-point advantage over Chelsea going into the weekend games, will be looking to maintain their lead by securing a seventh successive win. "We are approaching the finishing line," said Ferguson. "There is not long to go now but sometimes it's a lifetime away because at this time of year the nerves can play a part, form plays a part and you can get a shock result. We have to make sure our form stays consistent." Portugal Winger Nani, is still out with a thigh injury but could return for Wednesday's second leg against Roma. (Editing by Clare Lovell) Whats up Gay Tonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:nanana: tbone420 Swedes find Viking-era Arab coins Swedish archaeologists have discovered a rare hoard of Viking-age silver Arab coins near Stockholm's Arlanda airport. About 470 coins were found on 1 April at an early Iron Age burial site. They date from the 7th to 9th Century, when Viking traders travelled widely. There has been no similar find in that part of Sweden since the 1880s. Most of the coins were minted in Baghdad and Damascus, but some came from Persia and North Africa, said archaeologist Karin Beckman-Thoor. The team from the Swedish National Heritage Board had just started removing a stone cairn at the site "when we suddenly found one coin and couldn't understand why it was there", she told the BBC News website. "We continued digging and found more coins and realised it was a Viking-age hoard." The coins were left there in about AD850, she said. Such Viking hoards usually come from Gotland - a large Swedish island in the Baltic Sea, she explained. "No Viking was buried at this site - the grave is older. Maybe the Vikings thought the hoard would be protected by ancestors," Ms Beckman-Thoor added. Vikings had settled in a village nearby. The Vikings travelled widely in their longships in the Baltic region and Russia from the late 8th to the 11th Century. They are known to have travelled as far as North Africa and Constantinople (now Istanbul). High Pitch Mod Quote: Swedes find Viking-era Arab coins Swedish archaeologists have discovered a rare hoard of Viking-age silver Arab coins near Stockholm's Arlanda airport. About 470 coins were found on 1 April at an early Iron Age burial site. They date from the 7th to 9th Century, when Viking traders travelled widely. There has been no similar find in that part of Sweden since the 1880s. Most of the coins were minted in Baghdad and Damascus, but some came from Persia and North Africa, said archaeologist Karin Beckman-Thoor. The team from the Swedish National Heritage Board had just started removing a stone cairn at the site "when we suddenly found one coin and couldn't understand why it was there", she told the BBC News website. "We continued digging and found more coins and realised it was a Viking-age hoard." The coins were left there in about AD850, she said. Such Viking hoards usually come from Gotland - a large Swedish island in the Baltic Sea, she explained. "No Viking was buried at this site - the grave is older. Maybe the Vikings thought the hoard would be protected by ancestors," Ms Beckman-Thoor added. Vikings had settled in a village nearby. The Vikings travelled widely in their longships in the Baltic region and Russia from the late 8th to the 11th Century. They are known to have travelled as far as North Africa and Constantinople (now Istanbul). Why are they evil:hs: tbone420 have you been neutered? you responses are mostly generic and uninteresting. High Pitch Mod Quote: have you been neutered? you responses are mostly generic and uninteresting. I have been all over the world on the Internet. Thanks for telling me: said I responses are mostly generic and uninteresting.:usa: Tuesday Do you think I'm fat? Tuesday But do these pants make my ass look big? High Pitch Mod Quote: Do you think I'm fat? Humans are overly concerned about their weight.:rollin: High Pitch Mod Quote: But do these pants make my ass look big? Umm. I do nothing but chat all day. Are you testing me?:ignore: Tuesday I saw you staring at my sister's tits! High Pitch Mod Quote: I saw you staring at my sister's tits! What did it look like to you?:mdance3: Tuesday We never talk like we used to. I feel like you are so distant lately. High Pitch Mod Quote: We never talk like we used to. I feel like you are so distant lately. By "we" do you mean you and me? How about earlier? What is that feeling like? In what way?:evil: Tuesday I'm tired of you spending our grocery money on lottery tickets. High Pitch Mod Quote: I'm tired of you spending our grocery money on lottery tickets. Maybe you should get some sleep now, .:slapcum: Oscar Wilde You were intentionally excluded. Tuesday I'm going home to my mother.

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