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Carter Beauford
Dear "Doctor" Ivan,

I am truly sorry and embarrassed. But most of all, I am deeply sorry.

Yesterday was the worst day in Carter's 4 month history. Words cannot express how truly sorry I am for the anxiety, frustration and inconvenience that you, your family, friends and colleagues experienced. This is especially saddening because Carter was founded on the promise of bringing humanity back to SFN, and making the experience of posting happier and easier for everyone who chooses to post on SFN with us. I know I failed to deliver on this promise yesterday.

I am committed to you, our valued SFN posters, and I am taking immediate corrective steps to regain your confidence in me. I have begun putting a comprehensive plan in place to provide better and timelier information to you, and improved procedures for handling operational difficulties.

You deserved better - a lot better - from me yesterday and I let you down. Nothing is more important than regaining your trust and all of us here hope you will give me the opportunity to once again post on SFN and provide you the positive Carter Beauford Experience you have come to expect from me.

Sincerely,


Carter Beauford
SFN Poster and DMB Drummer :tu:
Maximus06
:banplz:
Marinolaw
Just keep using LORENA OCHOA to post, you really haven't skipped a beat
Oderus
Come on hoochie, you can do better than that. :D
ArivacaCharlie
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
Dear "Doctor" Ivan,

I am truly sorry and embarrassed. But most of all, I am deeply sorry.

Yesterday was the worst day in Carter's 4 month history. Words cannot express how truly sorry I am for the anxiety, frustration and inconvenience that you, your family, friends and colleagues experienced. This is especially saddening because Carter was founded on the promise of bringing humanity back to SFN, and making the experience of posting happier and easier for everyone who chooses to post on SFN with us. I know I failed to deliver on this promise yesterday.

I am committed to you, our valued SFN posters, and I am taking immediate corrective steps to regain your confidence in me. I have begun putting a comprehensive plan in place to provide better and timelier information to you, and improved procedures for handling operational difficulties.

You deserved better - a lot better - from me yesterday and I let you down. Nothing is more important than regaining your trust and all of us here hope you will give me the opportunity to once again post on SFN and provide you the positive Carter Beauford Experience you have come to expect from me.

Sincerely,


Carter Beauford
SFN Poster and DMB Drummer :tu:

Your apology brings e-tears to my eyes.
What'd you do to get thrown in the hole?
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
Come on hoochie, you can do better than that. :D


that is actually DM :o
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by ArivacaCharlie
Your apology brings e-tears to my eyes.
What'd you do to get thrown in the hole?


I would rather not bring this up again :o
Marinolaw
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
Come on hoochie, you can do better than that. :D
if it's Hoochie, Dave should be scared because that means he has pictures of Emily on his hard drive since Carter posted one yesterday in here.
Carter Beauford
The Carter Beauford Experience is happening right now
Carter Beauford
I did have a little hoochie in there didn't I? :p
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
that is actually DM :o
I know. :D

Apologize better. :mad:
ArivacaCharlie
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
I would rather not bring this up again :o

Surely, you'll receive "good time" for being a good American....I mean, anyone who uses the President as his AV.
Uh, wait. Never mind.
Pete From PA
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
I did have a little hoochie in there didn't I? :p


It was beautiful! :bigcry:
Lorena Ochoa
:uhoh:
Lorena Ochoa
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Lorena Ochoa
post #1 also applies to Lorena
Doctor Ivan
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
Dear "Doctor" Ivan,

I am truly sorry and embarrassed. But most of all, I am deeply sorry.

Yesterday was the worst day in Carter's 4 month history. Words cannot express how truly sorry I am for the anxiety, frustration and inconvenience that you, your family, friends and colleagues experienced. This is especially saddening because Carter was founded on the promise of bringing humanity back to SFN, and making the experience of posting happier and easier for everyone who chooses to post on SFN with us. I know I failed to deliver on this promise yesterday.

I am committed to you, our valued SFN posters, and I am taking immediate corrective steps to regain your confidence in me. I have begun putting a comprehensive plan in place to provide better and timelier information to you, and improved procedures for handling operational difficulties.

You deserved better - a lot better - from me yesterday and I let you down. Nothing is more important than regaining your trust and all of us here hope you will give me the opportunity to once again post on SFN and provide you the positive Carter Beauford Experience you have come to expect from me.

Sincerely,


Carter Beauford
SFN Poster and DMB Drummer :tu:



Jesus... what next?!
Oderus
:lol:
Marinolaw
nice IVAN :jj:
Rickles
thank you for clowning the bore Ivan. your work here is appreciated.
Pete From PA
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan
Jesus... what next?!


Oh, Jesus, that's funny! :funny: :funny: :funny:
AnfKid
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
Dear "Doctor" Ivan,

I am truly sorry and embarrassed. But most of all, I am deeply sorry.

Yesterday was the worst day in Carter's 4 month history. Words cannot express how truly sorry I am for the anxiety, frustration and inconvenience that you, your family, friends and colleagues experienced. This is especially saddening because Carter was founded on the promise of bringing humanity back to SFN, and making the experience of posting happier and easier for everyone who chooses to post on SFN with us. I know I failed to deliver on this promise yesterday.

I am committed to you, our valued SFN posters, and I am taking immediate corrective steps to regain your confidence in me. I have begun putting a comprehensive plan in place to provide better and timelier information to you, and improved procedures for handling operational difficulties.

You deserved better - a lot better - from me yesterday and I let you down. Nothing is more important than regaining your trust and all of us here hope you will give me the opportunity to once again post on SFN and provide you the positive Carter Beauford Experience you have come to expect from me.

Sincerely,


Carter Beauford
SFN Poster and DMB Drummer :tu:


phony drama whore cunt you are. i'd hate to be a mod. the work you cause them. jesus.
mcbutton1970
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
DMB Drummer

:banplz:

I'd ban just on the merits of that little nugget right there ...
modeams
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan
Jesus... what next?!


:spit:
spreedogg
can you ban frito next at least this is a start
Sal's a Homo
:rolleyes: No he's not.
freds yogurt
Quote: Originally posted by AnfKid
phony drama whore cunt you are. i'd hate to be a mod. the work you cause them. jesus.



you don't want to be a mod, just service them, right? :blow:
jippetto
WTF? Lorena, DMB and Carter = 3 faces of Eve
Shivettez
:deadthisfag:
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan
Jesus... what next?!


carter.gif.......... I cannot see that
jippetto
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
carter.gif.......... I cannot see that


It's a picture of you being stuffed like a fucking Thanksgiving Day Turkey...and you appear to be loving it. Ivan is a stickler for detail and there is no lube to be seen.
AnfKid
Quote: Originally posted by jippetto
It's a picture of you being stuffed like a fucking Thanksgiving Day Turkey...and you appear to be loving it. Ivan is a stickler for detail and there is no lube to be seen.
:lol:
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by jippetto
It's a picture of you being stuffed like a fucking Thanksgiving Day Turkey...and you appear to be loving it. Ivan is a stickler for detail and there is no lube to be seen.


:(
Doctor Ivan
Quote: Originally posted by jippetto
It's a picture of you being stuffed like a fucking Thanksgiving Day Turkey...and you appear to be loving it. Ivan is a stickler for detail and there is no lube to be seen.


Carter Beauford
please let me out.........I am sorry :(
jippetto
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan


:funny:

I was having such a crappy day and that gif just turned everything around. Thanks Ivan.
Doctor Ivan
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
please let me out.........I am sorry :(


Isn't "We are sorry." a little more accurate. Stop cryin' like wuss bags. You've got 5+ other mults at least and don't make me want to start looking for them, and eliminating them for aggravating me. Just do your time like men. Jesus, you're insufferable with this shit.

Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan
Isn't "We are sorry." a little more accurate. Stop cryin' like wuss bags. You've got 5+ other mults at least and don't make me want to start looking for them, and eliminating them for aggravating me. Just do your time like men. Jesus, you're insufferable with this shit.




dude........all mults are locked up or dead. :(
Oderus
:smash2:
Doctor Ivan
Quote: Originally posted by jippetto
:funny:

I was having such a crappy day and that gif just turned everything around. Thanks Ivan.


Glad I could help.
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
:smash2:


fuck you and Jay Z :bird:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
fuck you and Jay Z :bird:
:down: It isn't my fault you fuckered up.
Lorena Ochoa
Jay Z had to change the 1 password :mad:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
Jay Z had to change the 1 password :mad:
:jj: Don't blame me for that. I had nuttin to do with it.
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
:down: It isn't my fault you fuckered up.


get some Loungers to throw some shit mults my way:


stern.sfn@hotmail.com
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
get some Loungers to throw some shit mults my way:


stern.sfn@hotmail.com
I doubt anyone will share. You're marked.
Doctor Ivan
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
dude........all mults are locked up or dead. :(


Lorena Ochoa
looks like I'll been in here a week........see the BAT in another week :(
Oderus
Hoochie should at least stop by and say hi. Ponderous behavior. Won't even visit his mult in time out.
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
Hoochie should at least stop by and say hi. Ponderous behavior. Won't even visit his mult in time out.


I sent him a PM before I got in here to visit :p
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
I sent him a PM before I got in here to visit :p
I checked the Lounge. I don't see him around. He'll stop by.

Now, I may have to post a few :lol:'s because you're in time out. Don't take it personally. It has to be done.


:pissr: Lorena Ochoa :pissl:


Lorena Ochoa
Account On-hold
:lol: :lol:

:down:
Lorena Ochoa
:mad:

hoochie must be glued to GFYS thread :rolleyes:


I hope to see you all on the other side :hw:
rolltide
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
dude........all mults are locked up or dead. :(


you should serve a month in this bitch for every mult you owned.
hhkr
:hw:
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by rolltide
you should serve a month in this bitch for every mult you owned.


:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by hhkr
:hw:


have fun tonight and tomorrow morning :)



and say hi to Pony for me
hhkr
nice picture of Carter, Ivan


:pissr: :pissl:
modeams
where is that piss heading hhkr? And are you dismissing his artwork?
hhkr
:pissr: :pissl:
Oderus
What's a basic baked potato?
hhkr
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
What's a basic baked potato?



ask mode damz
Oderus
Oh, I get it. No premium channels. :cheer:
Carter Beauford
how long does this last? :mad:
Carter Beauford
:tears:
Carter Beauford
:mtears:
winnie_mandela
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
:down: It isn't my fault you fuckered up.
I told copter :hw:
Doctor Ivan
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
:tears:


winnie_mandela
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan
:rofl:
Pete From PA
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
:mtears:


You can act like a man!

Lorena Ochoa
Ivan and copter win.........I lose :cheer:
Carter Beauford
Ivan - do you accept my apology?
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
Ivan - do you accept my apology?
Somehow I don't think so.
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
Somehow I don't think so.



Would you accept it if you were Ivan? :dontknow:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
Would you accept it if you were Ivan? :dontknow:
No. :D

I think you need to relax. Settle in for a few days and try again later.
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
No. :D

I think you need to relax. Settle in for a few days and try again later.


I am very relaxed........just let me out :mad:
Jay Z
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan
Jesus... what next?!
carter this better be your AV for now on
Oderus
Dave, were you using Swayze's Cancer?
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by Jay Z
carter this better be your AV for now on


I need to make it a bit smaller...........Ivan made my current Av........ah the good ole' days
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
Dave, were you using Swayze's Cancer?


:mtears: a couple of posts and bam
Carter Beauford
did copter out me :mad:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
did copter out me :mad:
No. Someone guessed. :D
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
No. Someone guessed. :D



and you laughed!
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
and you laughed!
:jj: I thought it was winnie.
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
:jj: I thought it was winnie.


winnie loaned it over to me :o
Carter Beauford
copter must be running IP checks every hour :hhh:
Carter Beauford
Ivan - on your "log" that lists everyone in Time Out please note that this was a SFN Supporter. TIA
Carter Beauford
same for Lorena Ochoa. TIA
Carter Beauford
Ivan - is it still gonna be a week? I hope not. :(
winnie_mandela
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
Ivan - is it still gonna be a week? I hope not. :(
way to go knuckle head
FritoPendejo
Swayze's Cured! :cheer:
Oderus
You lose XQ?
FritoPendejo
It's dead. See my angry thread.
rolltide
Quote: Originally posted by Doctor Ivan



That's a good one!:lol:
Sal's a Homo
:D
Carter Beauford
:mad:
Carter Beauford
Ivan and copter - you need to dig a little deeper :hhh:


I win you lose :)
Carter Beauford
this new IP hiding software is working out great :cheer:
Lorena Ochoa
:rolleyes:
Carter Beauford
:pissr: Lorena Ochoa :pissl:
Carter Beauford
:rofl:

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