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Lorena Ochoa
Dear copter,

I am very sorry that I was “multing” around SFN. I understand your disappointment and can appreciate the inconvenience this must have caused your account and the logistics problems that ensued.

There is no question that Lorena and Carter is the same person. I am also sorry we did not meet the very high standards SFN posters have come to expect and should continue to demand.

In my effort to improve the overall quality of my posts, I am currently in the process of converting over to the Carter Beauford experience. I can assure you that we are in the process of completing more thorough testing and development.
I can promise you that the highest quality standards will be met in the future because protecting our reputation for delivering the best posts on SFN is a key priority for us. Again, I apologize for my mistake and regret any inconvenience caused as a result.

I have already brought in additional staff to expedite the Carter Beauford Experience and guarantee its delivery by the end of this week. I look forward to continuing the mutually beneficial relationship that our 2 accounts have shared over the last several months.

If there is anything else that I can do to minimize your inconvenience in regard to this matter, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,

Lorena Ochoa :bg: :o
mozman
:pie:
AnfKid
:rolleyes:
rolltide
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
Dear copter,

I am very sorry that I was “multing” around SFN. I understand your disappointment and can appreciate the inconvenience this must have caused your account and the logistics problems that ensued.

There is no question that Lorena and Carter is the same person. I am also sorry we did not meet the very high standards SFN posters have come to expect and should continue to demand.

In my effort to improve the overall quality of my posts, I am currently in the process of converting over to the Carter Beauford experience. I can assure you that we are in the process of completing more thorough testing and development.
I can promise you that the highest quality standards will be met in the future because protecting our reputation for delivering the best posts on SFN is a key priority for us. Again, I apologize for my mistake and regret any inconvenience caused as a result.

I have already brought in additional staff to expedite the Carter Beauford Experience and guarantee its delivery by the end of this week. I look forward to continuing the mutually beneficial relationship that our 2 accounts have shared over the last several months.

If there is anything else that I can do to minimize your inconvenience in regard to this matter, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,

Lorena Ochoa :bg: :o


Are you kidding me............?:lol:

For this you deserve at least another month.
GHP
So you and Carter are the same poster? :db:
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by GHP
So you and Carter are the same poster? :db:


that is what copter said :D
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by AnfKid
:rolleyes:


Quote: Originally posted by mozman
:pie:


what? :dontknow:
GHP
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
that is what copter said :D


Seems like he'd probably know...... :dork:
Carter Beauford
Unlike Artie not being able to guarantee that he will never get in a fight in studio, I can guarantee that my days of "multing" are over :sk:
Lorena Ochoa
hoochie was right..........Lounge has got nothing goning on :db:
Pete From PA
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
hoochie was right..........Lounge has got nothing goning on :db:


It's never been this bad, right? I mean, staggeringly dull and repetitive. Untenable. If it was a horse, you'd shoot it to put it out of it's misery, right?
Lorena Ochoa
any new mults showing up?
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by Pete From PA
It's never been this bad, right? I mean, staggeringly dull and repetitive. Untenable. If it was a horse, you'd shoot it to put it out of it's misery, right?


:suicide: to the Lounge......

I think it needs me now......
FritoPendejo
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
any new mults showing up?


"Don Frito"

:jj:
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by FritoPendejo
"Don Frito"

:jj:


:rofl:
Jay Z











:jj:
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by Jay Z











:jj:


:nono:
rolltide
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
Unlike Artie not being able to guarantee that he will never get in a fight in studio, I can guarantee that my days of "multing" are over :sk:


I'm predicting a Got the Gay coming soon...........
Oderus
When has begging to get out ever worked?
Jay Z
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
When has begging to get out ever worked?
only if he's on his knees like this :o
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by rolltide
I'm predicting a Got the Gay coming soon...........


can I still post if I got the gay? :db:
rolltide
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
can I still post if I got the gay? :db:


Check with Ivan or Copter.....I'm sure that they would gladly let you find out.
hoochieking
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
can I still post if I got the gay? :db:


no.
bubbleboy
Quote: Originally posted by GHP
So you and Carter are the same poster? :db:



He seems to be doing the Tom Joyner thing. He posts from Guadalajara as Lorena, then he flies to Chicago and posts as Carter. ;)
Lorena Ochoa
Quote: Originally posted by hoochieking
no.


:bg:
thatgirl007
i miss Dave Matthews.
Koofster
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
Dear copter,

I am very sorry that I was “multing” around SFN. I understand your disappointment and can appreciate the inconvenience this must have caused your account and the logistics problems that ensued.

There is no question that Lorena and Carter is the same person. I am also sorry we did not meet the very high standards SFN posters have come to expect and should continue to demand.

In my effort to improve the overall quality of my posts, I am currently in the process of converting over to the Carter Beauford experience. I can assure you that we are in the process of completing more thorough testing and development.
I can promise you that the highest quality standards will be met in the future because protecting our reputation for delivering the best posts on SFN is a key priority for us. Again, I apologize for my mistake and regret any inconvenience caused as a result.

I have already brought in additional staff to expedite the Carter Beauford Experience and guarantee its delivery by the end of this week. I look forward to continuing the mutually beneficial relationship that our 2 accounts have shared over the last several months.

If there is anything else that I can do to minimize your inconvenience in regard to this matter, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,

Lorena Ochoa :bg: :o

This has to be the most insincere apology I have ever read. I am shocked that two of the worst posters on SFN are the same person.
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by thatgirl007
i miss Dave Matthews.



get with copter would ya? :tu:
lc317nv
.
SteveU2
Quote: Originally posted by lc317nv
.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by lc317nv
.
:jj: Correct 'cept for winnie_mandela.
Oderus
:idea: Change the Dave block to creampieinrobin, then change winnie to DAve, and you've got it!
lc317nv
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
:idea: Change the Dave block to creampieinrobin, then change winnie to DAve, and you've got it!


shit i forgot about creampie, i'll fix later

on another note, your'e back to the stock Drac avatar (which is usually an omen of bad things to come) what gives buddy :(
Sal's a Homo
Do mults have hearts, or do they have to go see the Wizard?
LennyD23
Quote: Originally posted by Sals a Homo
Do mults have hearts, or do they have to go see the Wizard?

Are faggots like you ever funny, or do you suck this bad b/c you never leave mommy's basement? tee hee fuckstain.
Sal's a Homo
Quote: Originally posted by LennyD23
Are faggots like you ever funny, or do you suck this bad b/c you never leave mommy's basement? tee hee fuckstain.


Hey, my very own stalker/shadow. Thanks for the attention loser. :)

Speaking of leaving basements, I've already been up and out, now it's you're turn. :)

"tee hee" :jj:
Oderus
Quote: Originally posted by lc317nv
shit i forgot about creampie, i'll fix later

on another note, your'e back to the stock Drac avatar (which is usually an omen of bad things to come) what gives buddy :(
:jj: No omens this time. Tried to change my avatar and, oops, supporter status ran out. I'm waiting for Lenny to convince Mutt of my deserving an "Honorary Supporter" title.
Benham
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
:jj: No omens this time. Tried to change my avatar and, oops, supporter status ran out. I'm waiting for Lenny to convince Mutt of my deserving an "Honorary Supporter" title.
what qualifies you as an honorar supporter?
LennyD23
Quote: Originally posted by Sals a Homo
Hey, my very own stalker/shadow. Thanks for the attention loser. :)

Speaking of leaving basements, I've already been up and out, now it's you're turn. :)

"tee hee" :jj:

nobody believes you've left your spank-cave, faggot. i'm not the one speaking of basements, just blatantly mocking your hackneyed insults.

you've been up and out alright. whatta joke. tell us more about your life. your mommy cooking you breakfast doesn't constitute for up and out.


stalker :jj:
LennyD23
Quote: Originally posted by Benham
what qualifies you as an honorar supporter?

he make joke. :bl:
Benham
Quote: Originally posted by LennyD23
he make joke. :bl:


lenny, i like you now.
lc317nv
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
:idea: Change the Dave block to creampieinrobin, then change winnie to DAve, and you've got it!


Oderus
:jj: A finely-crafted mult chart. Now do Fucko. :D
Marinolaw
you need to add XQ_SES, he is a DM spawn :D

And the boxes really should be a very boring beige
hoochieking
Quote: Originally posted by LennyD23
Are faggots like you ever funny, or do you suck this bad b/c you never leave mommy's basement? tee hee fuckstain.


:jj:
hoochieking
Quote: Originally posted by Marinolaw
you need to add XQ_SES, he is a DM spawn :D

And the boxes really should be a very boring beige


your tattle taling is getting quite old.
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by lc317nv


:bigclap:
Carter Beauford
Thad = fat fuck :rofl:
hoochieking
why are you not ps3ing right now?
hoochieking
oh wait are you posting from PS3? :cool:
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by hoochieking
why are you not ps3ing right now?


taking a break right now :p
lc317nv
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
:bigclap:


ya, even though there were others i could have included (oderusonlymult, etc) I figured I'd end it on a high note with the 'fat fuck' mult :D
Carter Beauford
been playing sum PS3 and oh boy is that shit good right now :cool:
Carter Beauford
Quote: Originally posted by lc317nv
ya, even though there were others i could have included (oderusonlymult, etc) I figured I'd end it on a high note with the 'fat fuck' mult :D


Well done sir.......I'll keep my eye out for you :tu:
Johnny Depp
fucking jerkoff :rolleyes:
mega shmega
Quote: Originally posted by Lorena Ochoa
Dear copter,

I am very sorry that I was “multing” around SFN. I understand your disappointment and can appreciate the inconvenience this must have caused your account and the logistics problems that ensued.

There is no question that Lorena and Carter is the same person. I am also sorry we did not meet the very high standards SFN posters have come to expect and should continue to demand.

In my effort to improve the overall quality of my posts, I am currently in the process of converting over to the Carter Beauford experience. I can assure you that we are in the process of completing more thorough testing and development.
I can promise you that the highest quality standards will be met in the future because protecting our reputation for delivering the best posts on SFN is a key priority for us. Again, I apologize for my mistake and regret any inconvenience caused as a result.

I have already brought in additional staff to expedite the Carter Beauford Experience and guarantee its delivery by the end of this week. I look forward to continuing the mutually beneficial relationship that our 2 accounts have shared over the last several months.

If there is anything else that I can do to minimize your inconvenience in regard to this matter, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely,

Lorena Ochoa :bg: :o
damn Mexicans!

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