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| Marinolaw |
Bashing Stern Show VIP's in against the rules sir :nono:
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
I'll unite with you. I'd like to see that fucking cunt get hit by a bus and die slowly. |
Looks like Mutt was not too please.
Quote: Originally posted by Mutt
Enough with the LisaG over the top comments. you want to say she's annoying fine but something like I hate that cunt & hope she gets hit by a bus it just too damn much |
I'll bake you cookies |
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| Johnnykstaint |
| I love Howard Stern. |
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| Engaged Chicken |
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| sinisterjay |
| who would actually take the time to bash Lisa G??? she is not even on the radar |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Engaged Chicken
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I LOL'd. Thanks! |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by sinisterjay
who would actually take the time to bash Lisa G??? she is not even on the radar |
I took the time, didnt you read? |
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| sinisterjay |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
I took the time, didnt you read? |
loser |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Engaged Chicken
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+100 Karma as soon as Im out of here! |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by sinisterjay
loser |
If you say so... :rolleyes: |
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| DrQ |
You coulda kept it reigned in but noooo....!
S'up brudda? :D |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DrQ
You coulda kept it reigned in but noooo....!
S'up brudda? :D |
Not much, man. You still making that silly drive to Iowa? |
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| DrQ |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Not much, man. You still making that silly drive to Iowa? |
Finaly got a regular gig in Wisconsin. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DrQ
Finaly got a regular gig in Wisconsin. |
Chief of surgery now? |
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| DrQ |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Chief of surgery now? |
Colon surgery! :bigup: |
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| Inconceivable ! |
This is an outrage!
mod edit.. man that was rough lol.. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DrQ
Colon surgery! :bigup: |
So no more pap smears for the homeless? |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Inconceivable !
This is an outrage!
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It's Inconceivable! |
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| Benham |
| good morning Johnny :hw: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Benham
good morning Johnny :hw: |
Hey there, Benham. :jj: |
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| lordofbeer |
| up to your ole shenanigans :jj: |
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| lordofbeer |
| Nice AV Bennie, who's the hot chic? :jerk: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by lordofbeer
up to your ole shenanigans :jj: |
Actually, I wont be for a week! I HOPE ITS ONLY A WEEK. |
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| lordofbeer |
| There's been too much drama around here lately. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
| FYI...the form on SFN to contact Mutt, which says it will work even if you are banned? Its wont work... |
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| steve7968 |
write an apology thread fartknocker..... lisa G is an angel :mad:
:fu: |
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| modeams |
| :secret: Beware the booty bandit Carter, chingasos ;) |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by steve7968
write an apology thread fartknocker..... lisa G is an angel :mad:
:fu: |
Do jews believe in angels? I thought that was just a catholic thing. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by modeams
:secret: Beware the booty bandit Carter, chingasos ;) |
I have no appendages or orifices |
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| Carter Beauford |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Do jews believe in angels? I thought that was just a catholic thing. |
steve is actually catholic :hw: |
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| steve7968 |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Do jews believe in angels? I thought that was just a catholic thing. |
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| steve7968 |
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
steve is actually catholic :hw: |
this is true |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Carter Beauford
steve is actually catholic :hw: |
I was talking about Lisa G. Can she be an angel if she's not catholic? |
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| Carter Beauford |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
I was talking about Lisa G. Can she be an angel if she's not catholic? |
:bigthink: ........probably not |
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| steve7968 |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
I was talking about Lisa G. Can she be an angel if she's not catholic? |
:insertimageofdiggingadeeperhole: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by steve7968
:insertimageofdiggingadeeperho
le: |
Im not digging any deeper holes...i am simply posing a hypothetical theological scenario. |
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| This Fucker |
| Lisa G. reminds me of Bailey Quarters. (WKRP) |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by This Fucker
Lisa G. reminds me of Bailey Quarters. (WKRP) |
Didnt Bailey bang Johnny Fever a few times? |
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| Oderus |
| Holy shit! Hi Johnny! |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
Holy shit! Hi Johnny! |
Right back at ya, buttercup! How's life on the outside? |
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| Engaged Chicken |
I really can't stay, but here. I brought you a cake.
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Engaged Chicken
I really can't stay, but here. I brought you a cake.
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Chicago represent! :hhh: |
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| DDGIRL |
| Johnny, for someone who posts in my thread on a regular basis, I am embarrassed that these comments are what landed you here. I think it's funny mind you, even if I don't agree but good Lord, I count on you for the thread!! What am I gonna do with DLG now?? :mad: See you in a week fucker (not really, but you know ;) ) |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DDGIRL
Johnny, for someone who posts in my thread on a regular basis, I am embarrassed that these comments are what landed you here. I think it's funny mind you, even if I don't agree but good Lord, I count on you for the thread!! What am I gonna do with DLG now?? :mad: See you in a week fucker (not really, but you know ;) ) |
I know what you can do with DLG...send him down here to at least post once. Thank. |
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| DDGIRL |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
I know what you can do with DLG...send him down here to at least post once. Thank. |
I'll PM him and let him know you need a cell mate. I think your week would go by a lot faster.
Welcome. Thank. :jj: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DDGIRL
I'll PM him and let him know you need a cell mate. I think your week would go by a lot faster.
Welcome. Thank. :jj: |
The whole week? :eek: |
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| This Fucker |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Didnt Bailey bang Johnny Fever a few times? |
I don't think so. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by This Fucker
I don't think so. |
It was rumored, and they for sure went out. Im guessing Johnny Fever is a sex-on-the-first-date guy. |
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| Hagatha |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
It was rumored, and they for sure went out. Im guessing Johnny Fever is a sex-on-the-first-date guy. |
I'm going to call you Johnny Fever if you don't get out soon. What were you thinking?! :( |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Hagatha
I'm going to call you Johnny Fever if you don't get out soon. What were you thinking?! :( |
I've been called way worse :bigup:
...as for what i was thinking, i think that's pretty obvious. |
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| Marinolaw |
| I should have DP'd this thread too, it's been soiled |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Marinolaw
I should have DP'd this thread too, it's been soiled |
You nut, i thought Marianne was posting in here for a second! But then who soiled it? :hhh: |
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| Benham |
Quote: Originally posted by Marinolaw
I should have DP'd this thread too, it's been soiled |
:bigthink:
there are only 15 people who posted in here....
is the soiler the same person who caused the "anger" thread? |
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| Hagatha |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
I've been called way worse :bigup:
...as for what i was thinking, i think that's pretty obvious. |
Well, I'll visit you everyday because you're one of my favorite posters. Now try to behave. :) |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Hagatha
Well, I'll visit you everyday because you're one of my favorite posters. Now try to behave. :) |
There will be no calling anyone a cunt or anything, i can assure you! |
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| DrQ |
| Ever since I had my anal fissure fixed-I gotta wipe a lot. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DrQ
Ever since I had my anal fissure fixed-I gotta wipe a lot. |
Dont look at me! |
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| DDGIRL |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
The whole week? :eek: |
I think it's a week now, standard. I've never been to TO so I wouldn't know. :jj: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DDGIRL
I think it's a week now, standard. I've never been to TO so I wouldn't know. :jj: |
no, i know that...i was talking about DLG being down here with me a whole week! |
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| BaddFunn |
| I'm not trying to get you in any more trouble but, what did Lisa G do to provoke such disdain? |
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| lordofbeer |
| How ya holding up down here big guy? A week's a long time to be in the whole. :scardie: |
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| lordofbeer |
| I mean hole. :arg: |
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| lordofbeer |
| uh oh :crapper: |
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| DDGIRL |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
no, i know that...i was talking about DLG being down here with me a whole week! |
Oh... :rofl: Watch your corn hole buddy.. :D |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by BaddFunn
I'm not trying to get you in any more trouble but, what did Lisa G do to provoke such disdain? |
She doesnt get the show, she is not funny, she has an inflated opinion of herself, she thinks baking is cool. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by lordofbeer
How ya holding up down here big guy? A week's a long time to be in the whole. :scardie: |
Its ok right now...im told that it gets rough after lights out. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DDGIRL
Oh... :rofl: Watch your corn hole buddy.. :D |
YOU watch my corn hole!
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| DDGIRL |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
YOU watch my corn hole!
:moon: |
:omfg: Insubordinate!! I might put you in the solitary for that.. :booty: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DDGIRL
:omfg: Insubordinate!! I might put you in the solitary for that.. :booty: |
:hhh: |
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| Marinolaw |
| hey Johnny, I'm not angry anymore |
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| BeerTruck |
| Nice one buddy! :hw: |
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| BeerTruck |
Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Marinolaw
hey Johnny, I'm not angry anymore |
fantastic, now file my appeal! |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by BeerTruck
Nice one buddy! :hw: |
Anytime. ;) |
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| steve7968 |
Quote: Originally posted by BeerTruck
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Quote: Originally posted by Oderus
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| lordofbeer |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Anal Sex - Tricks And Tips For Better Penetration
There are a few fast ones and tips that do anal incursion a whole heap more comfortable and even pleasurable for both political parties. DO NOT simply pressure hard and assay to pressure an object through the rump's natural limitations. Extreme strains effects!
Inside your butt end are SEVERAL circular muscles (sphincter muscles) that environ the anal opening.
Getting past these sphincter muscles is the only hard component part. These sphincter muscles give the fecal material (poop) inside you until you are ready to locomote stool. It is critical that your rectum be cleansed of all this poop prior to attempting anal interpolation.
Get down with thin, smooth physical objects, such as your fingers (nails pared), and work your manner up, slowly stretching your people, (or your own) sob. Copious lubrication, and going slowly, is critical to making this a strains free activity. Lubricate both the anal opening deeply, as well as the object to be infixed. Brand sure that the object to be infixed is smooth and has aught that could puncture or snap the soft, vulnerable flesh within.
When any object you are inserting sees opposition, HALT! Do NOT locomote on to pressure hard! Instead, maintain slight pressure level on the object, but time lag for a bit, then gently, ever so gently press a bit harder again. If the limitation still exists, time lag again.
The ground for this is simple. When a thicker object such as a member (or dildo) is infixed within the arse, it sees opposition from the sphincter muscles. These muscles, when they experience pressure level within their ring (such as from poop), naturally start to expand. This may take a little while. But if you time lag for them to do what come ups naturally to them, they will expand and let an object to locomote through through.
That is assuming the object is not larger than the poop that normally locomote throughs through. If an object is larger than normal, the sphincters must expand beyond their normal orbit, and this takes longanimity and practice.
As you locomote on to introduce an object into the sob, there will be yet other sphincters that also must expand. Again, time lag, permited them do what come ups naturally! Then gently pressure again and see if the second or third sphincter has sufficiently expanded.
Be patient, the anal opening can fit some amazingly large object with out strains once trained to accept them.
There are three sphincters inside your rump. There is the sphincter at your asss opening. Its line of work is to maintain things like waterses out when you locomote swimming. Then there is the sphincter about a two metacarpophalangeal joints of your centre finger up inside. And then a third lifting sphincter. It makes the poop up within your rectum, and sealing waxes the rectum from unwanted poop migration. You must let each of these to open and countenance transition as you essay anal sexual activity.
So:
1. Clean the anal canal thoroughly.
2. Insert smooth physical objects only.
3. COPIOUS lubrication on opening and on object to be infixed.
4. Let nature to expand the sphincters during interpolation.
5. Stretch the opening capacities of the sphincters over clip.
6. Let the soul whose rump is being broke control the velocity and pressure level of interpolation.
7. ENJOY! |
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| lordofbeer |
| I hate it when work gets in the way of my posting. :mad: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Shivettez
amazing |
You're ok too, Shiv. |
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| GHP |
lon·ga·nim·i·ty:
–noun
patient endurance of hardship, injuries, or offense; forbearance. :yes: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by lordofbeer
I hate it when work gets in the way of my posting. :mad: |
Somehow, im getting even less done while in TO. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by GHP
lon·ga·nim·i·ty:
–noun
patient endurance of hardship, injuries, or offense; forbearance. :yes: |
Thanks for the English lesson....how's things? |
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| GHP |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Thanks for the English lesson....how's things? |
I'm good, thanks. Sorry you're in TO. :(
And it was your word. I had to look it up. :) |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by GHP
I'm good, thanks. Sorry you're in TO. :(
And it was your word. I had to look it up. :) |
Those instructions were translated from some other language...the translation is hillarious.
I'll be out soon, hopefully in a week. |
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| DDGIRL |
Quote: Originally posted by GHP
lon·ga·nim·i·ty:
–noun
patient endurance of hardship, injuries, or offense; forbearance. :yes: |
Hey girl. :hw: |
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| GHP |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Those instructions were translated from some other language...the translation is hillarious.
I'll be out soon, hopefully in a week. |
Longanimity. I learned a new word today. :D
You can do a week standing on your head. ;) |
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| DDGIRL |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Those instructions were translated from some other language...the translation is hillarious.
I'll be out soon, hopefully in a week. |
And your post count is frozen until you are released. DLG should be here shortly. :cheer: |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by DDGIRL
And your post count is frozen until you are released. DLG should be here shortly. :cheer: |
Im as ready as I'll ever be! :htj: |
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| spreedogg |
| good luck man :cool: |
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| specialkt |
| you should start a blog while you're here |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by specialkt
you should start a blog while you're here |
I'm not against the blog starting...it just seems so formal though. If I want to ramble on, I would probably just do it here; I'll think about it. |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by spreedogg
good luck man :cool: |
Thanks! |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Jay Z
its over johnny |
Heeeeeeere's Johnny! :hhh: |
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| Jay Z |
Quote: Originally posted by Johnnykstaint
Heeeeeeere's Johnny! :hhh: |
johnny i cant condone your treatment of lisa g, i actually dont mind her and cant understand why people have so much hate. but to each his own.
did u do an apology thread? |
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| Johnnykstaint |
Quote: Originally posted by Jay Z
johnny i cant condone your treatment of lisa g, i actually dont mind her and cant understand why people have so much hate. but to each his own.
did u do an apology thread? |
Yes -
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/foru...threadid=359204 |
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| lordofbeer |
Hey, Johnny
for a first time offence u should be let out early for good behavior.
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