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| ENormousJohnson |
I've seen a few clips here and there, but I can't help but think it will be a let down. Especially with Scott The Engineer (boring) as the announcer.
The chicks look hot as hell, but I have a feeling the show won't live up to the hype they've been giving it. |
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| Fuck Your Face |
| it is going to be the tv equivalent of "the bitter half" on the radio. |
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| Walker66 |
The whole concept is horrible: It's bowling....but with girls in bikinis.
And I would watch this why???
I can see girls fist fucking each other on the internet. What do I care about girls in bikinis bowling? |
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| gofyaself |
At least make it Nude bowling. Way too many T&A segments on HTV, well actually like 80% of them, involve a chick in just a bikini. I really don't get gathering all these porn stars to bowl in bikinis.
Even the Miss HTV segments are lame. You have a girl representing HTV, an adults only on demand channel, and the entire segment involves the girl walking into the studio, many times in nothing more revealing than a pair of shorts and a bikini top, and then leaving.
Shouldn't getting naked be a requirement to be a Miss HTV. It's like having a Playboy Playmate of the month who only goes down to a bikini. It's not like it would be difficult to find a good looking broad to go nude for the segment.
In fact even most of the pageant episodes on HTV (Miss Black Howard Stern, Miss Convict, etc.) are girls in just bikinis. Even when Penthouse Pets and porn stars are in the studio, the top might come off but more often than not the bottoms stay on as Howard never even asks the girl to remove them.
It's really wierd, but the full nudity factor actually seemed higher on the E channel. Weird. |
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| Pervis |
| I agree, the T&A aspects of HTV have really gotten old for me. If I want to see naked chicks, I'll just beat off to porno where I get to see everything. Too many Howard TV episodes are just the same tease reworked with a different dumb broad who giggles way too much, looks like any other random whore they bring on the show, and yet Artie still thinks she is the hottest broad they've ever had on the show. I think it is time to shake things up a bit. |
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| sternowitz |
| Maybe in 1985, it would be ground breaking entertainment, but today, its actually a disservice to those that subscribe. Time to get rid of HTV and focus on the radio show more |
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| ShutupMoron |
| You should be glad it's not Sal and Richard with a bunch of fat naked guys bowling. I'm sure that's what Sal and Richard originally pitched. |
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| Pervis |
Quote: Originally posted by ShutupMoron
You should be glad it's not Sal and Richard with a bunch of fat naked guys bowling. I'm sure that's what Sal and Richard originally pitched. |
Okay, you have a point there. |
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| BertNasy4419 |
| i'm not gay or anything, but i think i would rather see Sal and Richard bowling nude over these annoying broads! it's gonna be horrible, especially with Scott announcing! |
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| bethhasfakeboob |
| Of course it is going to be over hyped by Howard, just like the Miss Howard Stern reality show was. |
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| JamMasterJay |
This sounds awful.
And, that Miss Howard Stern show was probably the biggest piece of garbage ever aired on television, let alone a television channel you have to pay for. I'm sure HTV is pretty embarrassed about that mess. |
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| BertNasy4419 |
| I like how Howard said monday his dvd of this awful show wouldn't work in his dvd player. what a lie. he was too embarassed and had to turn it off. |
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| kelzo88 |
| i have zero interest |
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| fjackieftimmy |
girls bowling...........truly ground breaking material..........HTV completely lacks any creative vision..........so much promise........such a disappointment.
F HTV |
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| Pervis |
I just tried to watch the first installment....the behind the scenes episode or whatever it was
Most boring thing on HTV I've ever seen. I won't be watching any more of this drivel.
Give us more Beetlejuice, Artie, Iron Shiek, Gilbert Gottfried, and less of this crap. |
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| Fla-Flah-Foohi |
| wow girls bowling in BIKINIS WHO GIVES A FUCK, TERRIBLE IDEA, HTV SUCKS SHIT |
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| gofyaself |
Not that the girls bowling nude would make it much better, but why not at least take advantage of the fact that this is an adults only on demand station.
The whole concept is pretty lame, but having the girls bowl in bikinis just doesn't make sense. Did they forget this is an uncensored station? Someone nedds to remind them they're not on the E Channel any longer.
Maybe for their next big event we can watch porn stars play miniature golf in really tight jeans. I'm so psyched. |
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| skyofcrack |
| How about something adventurous and dangerous like porn stars fucking while skydiving. Droppin' loads in mid-air! :D |
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| tokm |
| I watched episode 1 of Bowling Beauties today and I must say.... That is the worst show I have ever seen. I understand that HTV needs an excuse to see women in bikini's / topless, but that is the absolute most boring show ever. I mean what is the difference between Bowling Beauties and a sybian ride? At least the Miss Howard Stern Reality show had some content. Bowling Beauties is a waste of a production budget. I just dont get it, what is the point of having them bowl?! ugh... thats enough of my rant. :o :o |
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| Pervis |
| Can't wait for Eric from Hoboken to call in and tell Howard how great this piece of shit show is and then Howard will pretend to have watched it and will agree with the staged call in and say it is an amazing piece of programming despite the obvious fact that it is a steaming pile of fail. HTV is just phoning it in at this point. |
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| MAGUSofHELLVIEW |
gofyaself and skyofcrack.... i cant believe you guys are still here...
i got HTV at the VERY beginning, but canceled it about a year ago... i just downloaded Bowling Beauties... this is utterly horrible. We all knew it would be, but holllllllly shit is it bad.
I just dont get it... i dont understand the thinking of howard tv, the producers, the directors, howard himself... this channel just doesnt make sense.
its almost pointless to complain now... i complained plenty (as did MANY MANY others) early on about selective editing and content... it wont matter.... HTV doesnt give a fuck about the customer |
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| gofyaself |
I was gone for a while, canceled the station, then just got it again a while back hoping things might have improved a bit.
When I checked out the bowling show though, I quickly realized nothing had. This bowling episode, was laugh out loud funny though. For it's lameness.
It really was unwatchable. At the least it should have been nude, and to make it somewhat entertaining why not incorporate some wacky shit into the event, like a girl has to do something nutty for every gutter ball she throws. Anything,really. But this episode as it was presented should be put in the archives of lame television. |
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| skyofcrack |
Quote: Originally posted by MAGUSofHELLVIEW
gofyaself and skyofcrack.... i cant believe you guys are still here...
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I've been listening to Howard since the early Eighties in Washington, D.C. I want to see what goes on in the studio each day. Good or bad, I've watched everything from all the great channel 9 shows through all the E! shows and now all the HTV shows. Once I made the commitment to pay money to listen and watch Howard I'm there to the end of the road. Plus, I'm not gonna be someone who downloads shows out of anger because Doug's a tool. |
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