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| phuck the fcc |
| how much you weight? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
how much you weight? |
How much I weight? :jj: |
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| skp2978 |
| I don't think anyone is scared to ask me questions. |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
How much I weight? :jj: |
just answer the question, don't laugh. |
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| ItsBigForty |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
just answer the question, don't laugh. |
:spit: |
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| ItsBigForty |
| He called the shit, poop :burst: |
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| phuck the fcc |
| do you like warm or cold beer? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
just answer the question, don't laugh. |
I'll answer when asked properly. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
do you like warm or cold beer? |
Never drank a beer. |
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| phuck the fcc |
| that time I emailed you photos of me in the nude...did you laugh a little? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
that time I emailed you photos of me in the nude...did you laugh a little? |
Wasn't there M&M's behind your penis or something? |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Wasn't there M&M's behind your penis or something? |
Hahaha yes |
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| phuck the fcc |
| actually I stuffed them under the flap of skin, so did you laugh? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
Hahaha yes |
Then yes...I chuckled... |
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| phuck the fcc |
| Are you hairy now? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
Are you hairy now? |
Not now, not ever. I like me the opposite of how I like my man. The only hair I have is on my head and eyebrows. |
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| Max Rockatansky |
| Do you prefer paper or plastic? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Max Rockatansky
Do you prefer paper or plastic? |
Were you afraid to ask this before?
If paper has handles, I prefer that. Otherwise, I take plastic. |
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| phuck the fcc |
| so I'm bald there, as you saw, do I qualify? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
so I'm bald there, as you saw, do I qualify? |
Qualify for what? |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Qualify for what? |
to be 'your' man? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
to be 'your' man? |
No, it needs to be grown out and you have to stop putting candy in your pouch. |
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| skoohtak |
| I have to ask...do you think you are fat? I've read thru alot of these post (other threads) and it seems like you just think you are "Thick". |
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| Max Rockatansky |
| Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth? |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skoohtak
I have to ask...do you think you are fat? I've read thru alot of these post (other threads) and it seems like you just think you are "Thick". |
shes 'curvy' as they say |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by skoohtak
I have to ask...do you think you are fat? I've read thru alot of these post (other threads) and it seems like you just think you are "Thick". |
I have lots of fat on me, so I guess that qualifies as being fat. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Max Rockatansky
Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth? |
Clay Walker. |
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| skoohtak |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
shes 'curvy' as they say |
Noooo...she is fat. No two ways about it.
IF she keeps her current weight now all the junk in that trunk will be filled with cheese in less than 5 years... |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
shes 'curvy' as they say |
That is what they say...sorta like saying that a retarded kid is "kinda slow". |
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| phuck the fcc |
| foreskin or cut? but if they wash under foreskin is it ok? do you laugh when you first see on that's uncut? |
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| skoohtak |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I have lots of fat on me, so I guess that qualifies as being fat. |
As long as you're happy... |
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| mayakovsky |
| I need a cuddle partner...how soon can you be over here? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by skoohtak
Noooo...she is fat. No two ways about it.
IF she keeps her current weight now all the junk in that trunk will be filled with cheese in less than 5 years... |
It's filled with cheese now :hw: |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skoohtak
Noooo...she is fat. No two ways about it.
IF she keeps her current weight now all the junk in that trunk will be filled with cheese in less than 5 years... |
it's all good. I would like to see her eat the M&m's under my pouch one by one using her 'beaver' teeth, their cute |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
foreskin or cut? but if they wash under foreskin is it ok? do you laugh when you first see on that's uncut? |
I prefer cut. Yes that is ok. I don't laugh at uncut...it's easier to jerk. |
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| steve7968 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
it's all good. I would like to see her eat the M&m's under my pouch one by one using her 'beaver' teeth, their cute |
they're :hw: |
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| skoohtak |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
It's filled with cheese now :hw: |
I'm sorry to hear that. Didn't look like it from the pics... |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by skoohtak
As long as you're happy... |
I am. That seems to irritate people, that even though I'm "fat", I don't give a fuck and act like I'm 100 lbs. |
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| bongfarts |
| did ur father fuck mr.ed cause those teeth are gigantic. |
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| Oscar Wilde |
| How do you maintain your great attitude with all the jerks here who hit at you? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by mayakovsky
I need a cuddle partner...how soon can you be over here? |
Where do u live? |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by bongfarts
did ur father fuck mr.ed cause those teeth are gigantic. |
Wilburrrrr that was uncalled for |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
it's all good. I would like to see her eat the M&m's under my pouch one by one using her 'beaver' teeth, their cute |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by skoohtak
I'm sorry to hear that. Didn't look like it from the pics... |
Not so much when I bend over. My skinny friends have cellulite, so I don't think it's all necessarily fatties. |
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| elricsi |
| Were you ever really looking forward to being nailed by a special guy, but then he turned out to have a tiny dick and/or be awful in the sack? Elaborate if yes. |
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| Oscar Wilde |
Quote: Originally posted by elricsi
Were you ever really looking forward to being nailed by a special guy, but then he turned out to have a tiny dick and/or be awful in the sack? Elaborate if yes. |
Sorry to hear about your condition but then not all women care about dick size. |
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| bongfarts |
Quote: Originally posted by elricsi
Were you ever really looking forward to being nailed by a special guy, but then he turned out to have a tiny dick and/or be awful in the sack? Elaborate if yes. |
this guys packing a 2incher |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by bongfarts
did ur father fuck mr.ed cause those teeth are gigantic. |
Nope, momma has pretty teeth. My teeth aren't that big really...my damn mouth is just super small...too small for the teeth...
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| mayakovsky |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Where do u live? |
800 miles away... :( |
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| copter |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Nope, momma has pretty teeth. My teeth aren't that big really...my damn mouth is just super small...too small for the teeth...
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Hey was that from your going away party? |
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| Oscar Wilde |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Nope, momma has pretty teeth. My teeth aren't that big really...my damn mouth is just super small...too small for the teeth...
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That is such a sweet picture!
You have such a look of child-like vulnerability in your eyes.
Just makes me want to hug you! :smouches: |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Oscar Wilde
How do you maintain your great attitude with all the jerks here who hit at you? |
Haha...hit on me? Is that what they're doing?
I dunno...mom and dad are both really confident people. Never really cared what people thought of them...dared to be different. My dad is an ugly Vietnamese guy who got my purty mom (they are divorced now) and now he's got a hot Vietnamese wife with fake tits and a hot lil body...certainly puts me to shame. |
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| Oscar Wilde |
Quote: Originally posted by bongfarts
this guys packing a 2incher |
Must be from those radioactive land fills in Staten Island. |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Nope, momma has pretty teeth. My teeth aren't that big really...my damn mouth is just super small...too small for the teeth...
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so a thick cock with normal lenth ( 6" 3/4) may be a problem to go the whole lenth? |
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| phuck the fcc |
| how many languages do you speak? |
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| Oscar Wilde |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Haha...hit on me? Is that what they're doing?
I dunno...mom and dad are both really confident people. Never really cared what people thought of them...dared to be different. My dad is an ugly Vietnamese guy who got my purty mom (they are divorced now) and now he's got a hot Vietnamese wife with fake tits and a hot lil body...certainly puts me to shame. |
You're half Asian? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by elricsi
Were you ever really looking forward to being nailed by a special guy, but then he turned out to have a tiny dick and/or be awful in the sack? Elaborate if yes. |
I'll first start by saying...dick size truly isn't important...unless it's too big, then that's just uncomfortable.
I went out with a guy that was 6'4" and solid. He was athletic too. He was sooo cute. I was 20 and he was 27. Anyway...we finally go to getting down and when he pulled down his pants, he was a solid 3 inches. It was about the thickness of a Vienna sausage. He still turned me on and all...but I couldn't really feel that too much... |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I'll first start by saying...dick size truly isn't important...unless it's too big, then that's just uncomfortable.
I went out with a guy that was 6'4" and solid. He was athletic too. He was sooo cute. I was 20 and he was 27. Anyway...we finally go to getting down and when he pulled down his pants, he was a solid 3 inches. It was about the thickness of a Vienna sausage. He still turned me on and all...but I couldn't really feel that too much... |
taking a look back @ my picture minus the M&m's am I to thick or too long? |
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| mayakovsky |
Quote: Originally posted by Oscar Wilde
You're half Asian? |
Half Asian, Half Amazin'
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by mayakovsky
800 miles away... :( |
I'm in Memphis, does that make me closer? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by copter
Hey was that from your going away party? |
Yep...you might've take that pic. |
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| elricsi |
Thank you, SKP.
Talk about my dick all you want, but do NOT diss Shao Lin.
P.S. I'm not a scared little boy, I know length is not that important as long as you got something going on. But getting it hard and keeping it hard are important, or course. |
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| mayakovsky |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I'm in Memphis, does that make me closer? |
300 Miles! :)
Huuuurrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy!
We can sleep in and do the Sunday crossword over brunch in bed. :) |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Oscar Wilde
That is such a sweet picture!
You have such a look of child-like vulnerability in your eyes.
Just makes me want to hug you! :smouches: |
Awww...:hug:
I love my mommy. |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I'm in Memphis, does that make me closer? |
Tennasee, you're not a red neck, or are you? |
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| phuck the fcc |
| Will you be attending the Smacky Vegas thing in Sept? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
so a thick cock with normal lenth ( 6" 3/4) may be a problem to go the whole lenth? |
That is not normal length. Average is 5.5"-6". And yeah, I don't usually do the entire length. It's fun to take it from flaccid to hard though... |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
how many languages do you speak? |
Just English, a bit of Spanish (very little) and pig latin. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Oscar Wilde
You're half Asian? |
Yep, can't you tell? |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
That is not normal length. Average is 5.5"-6". And yeah, I don't usually do the entire length. It's fun to take it from flaccid to hard though... |
mines 6 3/4 all these years and ine is above avg :cheer: with the thickness :( |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Just English, a bit of Spanish (very little) and pig latin. |
pig latin :jj: I thought that was all fairy tale |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
taking a look back @ my picture minus the M&m's am I to thick or too long? |
You can't tell from pics and the M&M's aren't a good measuring tool. |
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| phuck the fcc |
| what's your highest level of education? |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
You can't tell from pics and the M&M's aren't a good measuring tool. |
would a quater be better, you know they use quaters to measure tattoo sizes |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by elricsi
Thank you, SKP.
Talk about my dick all you want, but do NOT diss Shao Lin.
P.S. I'm not a scared little boy, I know length is not that important as long as you got something going on. But getting it hard and keeping it hard are important, or course. |
Of course. |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
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right click save for later somedaY
p.s. do you miss rogny? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by mayakovsky
300 Miles! :)
Huuuurrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy!
We can sleep in and do the Sunday crossword over brunch in bed. :) |
I don't like to drive...you gotta work a lil harder here! |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
Tennasee, you're not a red neck, or are you? |
I'm a California girl...although I love country music. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
Will you be attending the Smacky Vegas thing in Sept? |
I'm gonna try. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
what's your highest level of education? |
"Some college", working on getting back into school now. |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I'm a California girl...although I love country music. |
you live in Ca or Tn? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
would a quater be better, you know they use quaters to measure tattoo sizes |
How about a ruler? |
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| phuck the fcc |
| what time do you think you're going to bed today/tonight? |
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| nickie |
| i have no more questions your honor..the defence rests |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
right click save for later somedaY
p.s. do you miss rogny? |
What happened to Rogny?
I like Rogny, but I don't often miss people...just a few... |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
How about a ruler? |
IN, i'll need your email again a 2 aa batteries for the camera to send the photos |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by nickie
i have no more questions your honor..the defence rests |
:hw: |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
you live in Ca or Tn? |
TN. Moved from CA 14 months ago. |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
What happened to Rogny?
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make a thread |
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| nickie |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
:hw: |
:) |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
TN. Moved from CA 14 months ago. |
:( :mad: |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
what time do you think you're going to bed today/tonight? |
I dunno...soon. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
IN, i'll need your email again a 2 aa batteries for the camera to send the photos |
I'm stingy with my AA's. |
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| phuck the fcc |
What did you think of this thread when you first clicked on it? did you expect more ppl would respond?
should I bump it tomorrow afternoon if I see your online? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
make a thread |
Nah. |
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| ItsBigForty |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I'm stingy with my AA's. |
I have been to AA. Have you ever been? |
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| phuck the fcc |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I'm stingy with my AA's. |
I think I get it. :jj: don't some dildo use size D batteries? or is it better to use just a Mag light flashlight |
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