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| ItsBigForty |
Quote: Originally posted by Air Florida
STFU nigga!...."your girl" is a carp you found on the beach. :o |
Oh good heavens!
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| Jamal |
Quote: Originally posted by Air Florida
STFU nigga!...."your girl" is a carp you found on the beach. :o |
:mad: I keep telling ya'll I'm not a fish fucker. I got to go now, get my crocs on and go take a final. |
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| ItsBigForty |
A blaek with crocs?
:spit: Now that is funny. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by ItsBigForty
A blaek with crocs?
:spit: Now that is funny. |
ANYBODY with crocs... |
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| Johnny Depp |
| where did Biggie Smalls go? :mad: |
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| Cacophonous |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
how much you weight? |
Are you fully retarded or just mostly? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Cacophonous
Are you fully retarded or just mostly? |
He's foreign. |
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| pluckinstrings |
| Why is it that mediocre looking women love to take pics of themselves and post them on the web? |
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| C.I.A-Hole |
| Who Do you endorse for President? |
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| Johnny Depp |
| can I get your dentist digits? |
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| Johnny Depp |
| fuck that was supposed to go shivs thread :mad: |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by pluckinstrings
Why is it that mediocre looking women love to take pics of themselves and post them on the web? |
I'd do it if i were ugly or pretty too. |
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| Cacophonous |
Quote: Originally posted by pluckinstrings
Why is it that mediocre looking women love to take pics of themselves and post them on the web? |
Lets see what you like like pig. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by C.I.A-Hole
Who Do you endorse for President? |
I'm not endorsing anyone. |
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| pluckinstrings |
Quote: Originally posted by Cacophonous
Lets see what you like like pig. |
I don't post pics of myself on the web. Plus, it was a general question... So suck it ya pig. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by pluckinstrings
I don't post pics of myself on the web. Plus, it was a general question... So suck it ya pig. |
General question or attempt at a slight insult? |
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| Jamal |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
ANYBODY with crocs... |
i have white ones, orange and blue. i might get a green pair for the summer |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Jamal
i have white ones, orange and blue. i might get a green pair for the summer |
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| Mexa |
Hi skp
Are you an only child  |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Mexa
Hi skp
Are you an only child |
Nope, I posted a pic of my family in this thread. I have a younger brother. He has an account here...but I told him it'd be best if he stayed away...and never to go to Adult. |
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| Colonel J |
| How are you Gary Garvers publicist? And how do you do it from Tennessee? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Colonel J
How are you Gary Garvers publicist? And how do you do it from Tennessee? |
What do you mean, how am I? And I have a telephone and the internets... |
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| Colonel J |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
What do you mean, how am I? And I have a telephone and the internets... |
What do you do to publicize Gary Garver? And how does anyone find out about you being in PR if you live in Tennessee? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Colonel J
What do you do to publicize Gary Garver? And how does anyone find out about you being in PR if you live in Tennessee? |
That's what he calls me, I pretty much just book his show guests now...he calls me for other stuff here and there. I'm not in PR, I have an office day job. |
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| echoseen |
| People there is life in Tennessee you know. That state is connected to the world. Just saying:yes: |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by echoseen
People there is life in Tennessee you know. That state is connected to the world. Just saying:yes: |
:) |
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| Darth Lange |
| SKP I'm sorry to inform you that I've already cheated on you. It was a hot cheerleader video on a porn site. I couldn't help myself. Do you think we need to go to counceling, because I'd like to feel this can only make our relationship stronger. Let me say for the record she means nothing to me, it was purely physical. Once again I'm sorry. :p |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Darth Lange
SKP I'm sorry to inform you that I've already cheated on you. It was a hot cheerleader video on a porn site. I couldn't help myself. Do you think we need to go to counceling, because I'd like to feel this can only make our relationship stronger. Let me say for the record she means nothing to me, it was purely physical. Once again I'm sorry. :p |
Was she of legal age? |
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| superfuzz |
| how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by superfuzz
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
A woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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| Darth Lange |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Was she of legal age? |
Are you with the Police? If so, my answer is yes. She sure seemed to be quite skilled, which ='s experienced or seasoned. :angel: |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Darth Lange
Are you with the Police? If so, my answer is yes. She sure seemed to be quite skilled, which ='s experienced or seasoned. :angel: |
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| Darth Lange |
| Jeebus......I sound like a stalker. I gotta quit that shit. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by kace
do you like jokie ? |
LOVE him! |
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| phuck the fcc |
| Heloo skp remember this? |
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| Air Florida |
will you toss a salad?
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| phuck the fcc |
| can I suck on your toes? |
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| phuck the fcc |
| Where are you? |
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| phuck the fcc |
| Skp, did you visit your mother today? |
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| phuck the fcc |
| what was the last movie you watched at home? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
Heloo skp remember this? |
Vaguely |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Air Florida
will you toss a salad?
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Did today. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
can I suck on your toes? |
No, they were already sucked today. |
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| Darth Lange |
| Any problems with the storm last night SKP? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
Where are you? |
At home |
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| Grimcat |
| Do you like Thai food? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by mugzilla
;) ... |
Nice AV...something's not right there...that thing is freakishly large. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
Skp, did you visit your mother today? |
No, she's a couple thousand miles away. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
what was the last movie you watched at home? |
Zeitgeist |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Grimcat
Can you sing? |
Can I? yes
Do I do it well? No |
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| Grimcat |
| Have you ever french kissed Garver? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Darth Lange
Any problems with the storm last night SKP? |
Nah, I was inside...you? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Grimcat
Do you like Thai food? |
Love it...Pad Thai and Tom Yum soup |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Grimcat
Have you ever french kissed Garver? |
No, have you? |
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| Darth Lange |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Nah, I was inside...you? |
It got ugly for a bit, but but I heard it hit all around us. Scary shit indeed. |
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| Grimcat |
| Yes I love Thai too..food and the country. If I ever Gary Garver I'd have a woody non-stop working with you! |
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| Grimcat |
| Have you had sex with a celebrity? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Darth Lange
It got ugly for a bit, but but I heard it hit all around us. Scary shit indeed. |
I hardly even knew about it. Only reason I did was because my power went out earlier and the maintenance guy called me outside when he left. I'll start a thread later about that...some scary shit going on in my little apartment. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Grimcat
Yes I love Thai too..food and the country. If I ever Gary Garver I'd have a woody non-stop working with you! |
Well thank you, but he gets some super, super hot chicks. |
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| Darth Lange |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I hardly even knew about it. Only reason I did was because my power went out earlier and the maintenance guy called me outside when he left. I'll start a thread later about that...some scary shit going on in my little apartment. |
Were you drunk? :D |
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| Grimcat |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I hardly even knew about it. Only reason I did was because my power went out earlier and the maintenance guy called me outside when he left. I'll start a thread later about that...some scary shit going on in my little apartment. |
I'd love to be there to comfort you. |
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| BellaStrega |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
I hardly even knew about it. Only reason I did was because my power went out earlier and the maintenance guy called me outside when he left. I'll start a thread later about that...some scary shit going on in my little apartment. |
:console:
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Darth Lange
Were you drunk? :D |
Nah, don't do much of that drinking stuff. |
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| Air Florida |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
Did today. |
I knew it. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Air Florida
I knew it. |
:jj: |
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| mugzilla |
Quote: Originally posted by Air Florida
I knew it. |
:buffet: ... |
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| ANGE baby |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
how much you weight? |
I can't think of any questions....does anybody have any suggestions?...or have all the questions been taken? |
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| ANGE baby |
| Hey i know one...ask her the most stoned she ever been...shit i am soooooo stoned right now. |
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| phuck the fcc |
| Do you look forward to seeing me? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by ANGE baby
Hey i know one...ask her the most stoned she ever been...shit i am soooooo stoned right now. |
Who are you talking to?
I've never been stoned. Never done any illegal drugs. |
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| kace |
| what kind of ice cream is your favorite |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by phuck the fcc
Do you look forward to seeing me? |
Will I really be seeing you? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by kace
what kind of ice cream is your favorite |
Chocolate malted crunch...Thrifty brand. |
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| MrJeff2000 |
Trapped on a desert island with Ivarr.
Who becomes the man? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by kace
do you like jokie |
LOVE that guy. |
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| kace |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
LOVE that guy. |
me too
but he calls me too often |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by MrJeff2000
Trapped on a desert island with Ivarr.
Who becomes the man? |
If that means who fucks who in the ass...he'll be bending over. I wouldn't be gentle and loving either. |
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| Slippy |
Quote: Originally posted by kace
do you like jokie |
As well to ask her if she has any taste.
Of course she does.
Have you seen his picture????????? :jerk: |
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| Strangelove |
I want our children to be named Max and Mabel.
Are these names acceptable for our children? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by kace
me too
but he calls me too often |
What does he call you? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Slippy
As well to ask her if she has any taste.
Of course she does.
Have you seen his picture????????? :jerk: |
:yes: :jerk: |
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| PETROCK |
| What are the chances the next time you come out to the northeast for a visit you can be single for a day so you & I can have hot monkey sex???? ;) |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by PETROCK
What are the chances the next time you come out to the northeast for a visit you can be single for a day so you & I can have hot monkey sex???? ;) |
:jj: Hi sweetie :hw: How are you?
I don't think I can be single for a day...I'm getting it too good right now...I'm dick whipped :dontknow: |
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| elricsi |
| Not sure if it was asked b4, but how much did the fattest dude you ever diddled weigh? |
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| PETROCK |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
:jj: Hi sweetie :hw: How are you?
I don't think I can be single for a day...I'm getting it too good right now...I'm dick whipped :dontknow: |
:hw: Hey baby!! How are you?? I'm good. Just enjoying the single life. :D
That's cool that you're dick whipped...........to bad it's not my dick whipping you!! :bigcry:
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by elricsi
Not sure if it was asked b4, but how much did the fattest dude you ever diddled weigh? |
5'11", 220 I believe. |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by PETROCK
:hw: Hey baby!! How are you?? I'm good. Just enjoying the single life. :D
That's cool that you're dick whipped...........to bad it's not my dick whipping you!! :bigcry:
:p |
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| PETROCK |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
:( |
awwwwwwww........it's all good. ;) |
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| Grimcat |
| Are you horny when your on your period? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by Grimcat
Are you horny when your on your period? |
Not any more than normal really. |
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| sugar |
| are u still with that same dude you were in love with say like 3 mths ago? |
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| skp2978 |
Quote: Originally posted by sugar
are u still with that same dude you were in love with say like 3 mths ago? |
No, we split about 4.5 months ago. |
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| ItsBigForty |
| Wanna shtoop? |
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| Darth Lange |
| You going to go to Memphis in May this year Skp? |
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| sugar |
Quote: Originally posted by skp2978
No, we split about 4.5 months ago. |
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| Ranger Bob |
You coming back to NY for Uber II??
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