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| longdongbong |
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me
away.
2) Are yer parents
retarded? cuz ya sure are
special.
3) My Love fer you is like
diarrhea . I can't hold it
in.
4) Do you have a library
card? cuz I'd like to sign you
out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer
pants? cuz I can see myself in
em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in you.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman
- 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel
room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep
til afternoon.
and...
13) Yer face reminds me of a
wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts
tighten up |
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| Honkey Donkey |
| You forgot... Can i take you on a date to Dollywood? |
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| walkonby |
you remind me of a buck,
i'd like to shoot you with a double load.
they don't call it a "bed" in the back of a truck for 'nuthing. |
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| Mr Bowie |
| 13. I work in a cube. Do you go on SFN? |
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| ilovesavanna |
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| walkonby |
Quote: Originally posted by Mr Bowie
13. I work in a cube. Do you go on SFN? |
a cube? how'd you git in there? sfn? sister fucking network? |
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| Mr Bowie |
Quote: Originally posted by walkonby
a cube? how'd you git in there? sfn? sister fucking network? |
Git er dunn |
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| John Robert |
REDNECK TANK TOP
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