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| skylarbrie |
| several new york Yankees wear golden thongs when they are in hitting or pitching slumps |
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| 57PaulCustom |
| Yankees are douchebags, they are from New York, wearing thongs means nothing in whole scheme of New York douchebaggery. |
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| realkiller |
That's fucking hilarious. I heard Mark Grace and Kevin Kennedy talking about this yesterday on Fox.
They asked Grace what the craziest think he did to break out of slump. He said he would take a shower with his uniform on. That's total bullshit. He admitted about 10 years ago that he would fuck a fat chick to break out of a slump. He called them "slumpbusters". I guess admitting that on Fox Sports wouldn't fly. |
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| Scott114 |
| Doesn't surprise me. I'll bet their fans all wear them too. Homo-nation. |
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| ArtiesButtCrack |
Quote: Originally posted by 57PaulCustom
Yankees are douchebags, they are from New York, wearing thongs means nothing in whole scheme of New York douchebaggery. |
That's not nice. Most of us like Chicago :mad: |
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| FlaFlaFlunkie |
I'd love to see Giambi in a thong.
Wait.
What are we talking about here? ;) |
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| Steakfor2for1 |
Can't wait to here Artie defend this one.
It's for luck, it's not gay... now saying Bloomies is for fags! |
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| burbankfun4u |
| The Mets are no longer the gayest team in New York |
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| guayuque |
Somebody, please, make sure that Yankee homer Artie knows that Giambi Jeter and Damon parade around in shiny gold thongs. Arte, we love you, but this has a loud Iron Sheik "GAY and FAGGOT" written all over it. Real men don't wear thongs, AND ESPECIALLY NOT TO BREAK OUT OF A FUCKING BATTING SLUMP - HOLY SHIT! What's next, Michael Strahan taking a dildo up the ass when he doesn't have a sack for three games?!?!
Tommy Lasorda used to say that the only thing you can use a Yankee hat is for is for kindling to start a bonfire. Now we can add the lingerie from the triumvirate of queers from the Bronx.
Artie and all real men that call themselves Yankee fans (though I question how you could be a real man if you are a fan of these guys), must be in line right now for testosterone shots right now! Kind of makes sense since Giambi has no balls left anyway after juicing up for so long.
Is shiny gold thong wearing the byproduct of the juice? |
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| Mootzerell |
Quote: Originally posted by skylarbrie
several new york Yankees wear golden thongs when they are in hitting or pitching slumps |
How many times did you have to blow them to find that out? |
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| guayuque |
Shiny gold thongs. Really give new meaning to the term golden slugger. Like instead of hitting - Yankees slurping down quarts of man juice while wearing gold lingerie.
I hope Howard busts Art's balls for an hour over this. |
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| shoeyourhorse39 |
| I wear a thong made out of cactus. |
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| Vickroy |
Here, Here! Fuck the Yanks!!
Watch Cliff Lee and his 0.67 era dominate the Reds this afternoon. |
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| burbankfun4u |
Quote: Originally posted by Mootzerell
How many times did you have to blow them to find that out? |
You must be a faggot because it's all over ESPN right now.
Stop trolling for man juice here, please. |
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| guayuque |
| We all know that cups can be irritating, but now we know why Giambi, Jeter and Damon have the highest incident of cup checks - their gold speckly thongs are causing some irritation. Put some Vagisil on there boys! |
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| AMJohnny |
| If they wear thongs, Arod must wear syrup. |
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| guayuque |
I have a serious question.
So when the equipment manager throws all the jocks and socks into the ditty bag for washing, does he have to do special handling for the shiny gold thongs?
:funny: :funny: :funny: |
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| guayuque |
| Please Baby Jesus, on the next Yankee road trip, allow the home team fans to be so enlightened as to throw goden panties and thongs on the field during pre-game warm ups! Please! And, let it continue at all ballparks across the land! |
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| Frank Snotra |
The Yankee Crankees?
I can hear Shirley Bassey's "Gold..............FINGAH!!!" being played in opposing parks now. |
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| guayuque |
Quote: Originally posted by Frank Snotra
The Yankee Crankees?
I can hear Shirley Bassey's "Gold..............FINGAH!!!" being played in opposing parks now. |
Yes, a good call. More! |
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| GLguygardner |
| this is turrrrible :( |
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| GLguygardner |
| so wait....the article didn't clarify this....do all three of these guys wear the SAME thong???? |
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| morgoth195 |
| I'm having a really hard time, as a Yankee fan, coming up with a way to defend this. |
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| KMSDEMON |
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| Jerry Remy |
Quote: Originally posted by GLguygardner
so wait....the article didn't clarify this....do all three of these guys wear the SAME thong???? |
:yes: |
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| dave24s |
It's not as it seems:
It was a good story - 10 years ago.
Giambi was given it as a joke by an equipment rep when he played for Oakland. It has been hanging in his locker ever since. The Boston Globe did a story about it once, as have a lot of papers.
But Conde Nast Portfolio magazine decided it was a “secret” and put together a story based on old quotes. Giambi said the writer never spoke to him. Then the New York tabloids got involved and pretended it was a new story. ESPN, of course, hopped on board.
So yesterday the clubhouse is full of clueless TV types (and a few clueless newspaper types) who were under the impression the Yankees all dress in lingerie.
It’s a strange business sometimes.
http://yankees.lhblogs.com/ |
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| KMSDEMON |
Quote: Originally posted by dave24s
It's not as it seems:
It was a good story - 10 years ago.
Giambi was given it as a joke by an equipment rep when he played for Oakland. It has been hanging in his locker ever since. The Boston Globe did a story about it once, as have a lot of papers.
But Conde Nast Portfolio magazine decided it was a “secret” and put together a story based on old quotes. Giambi said the writer never spoke to him. Then the New York tabloids got involved and pretended it was a new story. ESPN, of course, hopped on board.
So yesterday the clubhouse is full of clueless TV types (and a few clueless newspaper types) who were under the impression the Yankees all dress in lingerie.
It’s a strange business sometimes.
http://yankees.lhblogs.com/ |
i call bullshit.
its from some blogger who probably wears one too. |
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| skylarbrie |
| it is perfectly natural for a professional baseball player to wear an under garment that enhances his butt cleavage |
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| dave24s |
Quote: Originally posted by KMSDEMON
i call bullshit.
its from some blogger who probably wears one too. |
No, it's from a beat writer who is with the team just about every game of the year. check the link. |
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| Delaware |
Quote: Originally posted by Vickroy
Here, Here! Fuck the Yanks!!
Watch Cliff Lee and his 0.67 era dominate the Reds this afternoon. |
I just did - Reds romped his lame ass |
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| Wonka1 |
| Yankees are gay, now Artie has to admit it. |
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| MetalXTool |
| I love the Yankees/NY hate, makes me feel good. |
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| Oscar Wilde |
Quote: Originally posted by skylarbrie
several new york Yankees wear golden thongs when they are in hitting or pitching slumps |
If only! |
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| SanDiegoSickboy |
| everything about the Yankees is a joke. They have the highest payroll every year and still can't even compete in their division. |
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| dave24s |
Quote: Originally posted by SanDiegoSickboy
everything about the Yankees is a joke. They have the highest payroll every year and still can't even compete in their division. |
wow...is that all you got?
What, did you just start watching baseball this past september? |
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| SanDiegoSickboy |
Quote: Originally posted by dave24s
wow...is that all you got?
What, did you just start watching baseball this past september? |
no, actually they have no minor league system either. They just try to throw money at every situation and obviously it hasn't worked out since the 2000. let me guess, you are a NY Giants fan now too? |
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| PETROCK |
| And Artie calls the Mets fags!! I can't wait to her him tomorrow. |
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| howardspinworms |
Quote: Originally posted by SanDiegoSickboy
no, actually they have no minor league system either. They just try to throw money at every situation and obviously it hasn't worked out since the 2000. let me guess, you are a NY Giants fan now too? |
:lol:
Good burn. |
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| dave24s |
Quote: Originally posted by SanDiegoSickboy
no, actually they have no minor league system either. They just try to throw money at every situation and obviously it hasn't worked out since the 2000. let me guess, you are a NY Giants fan now too? |
Actually a Patriots fan, but that's another topic.
And you just proved to everyone that you don't know shit as the Yankees have a farm that's rated in the top 5. Thank you, Come again. |
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| GLguygardner |
Quote: Originally posted by SanDiegoSickboy
no, actually they have no minor league system either. They just try to throw money at every situation and obviously it hasn't worked out since the 2000. let me guess, you are a NY Giants fan now too? |
How's the Padres working out so far this year:munch: |
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| Marinolaw |
| this really can't be true |
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| guayuque |
This is the greatest baseball story of the year - GOLD LAME TIGER STRIPE THONG!
So, doe sit go over or under the jock strap/cup? |
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