| nikkyo |
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
1 TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. PRESUPPOSITIONALIST (I)
(1) If reason exists then God exists.
(2) Reason exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
2 COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (I)
(1) If I say something must have a cause, it has a cause.
(2) I say the universe must have a cause.
(3) Therefore, the universe has a cause.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
3 ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) I define God to be X.
(2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
4 ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) I can conceive of a perfect God.
(2) One of the qualities of perfection is existence.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
5 MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
(1) God is either necessary or unnecessary.
(2) God is not unnecessary, therefore God must be necessary.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
6 TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I), a.k.a. DESIGN ARGUMENT
(1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex?
(2) Only God could have made them so complex.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
7 ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
8 ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)
(1) My aunt had cancer.
(2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
(3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
9 MORAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Person X, a well-known Atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
10 MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
11 ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
12 ARGUMENT FROM FEAR
(1) If there is no God then we're all going to not exist after we die.
(2) I'm afraid of that. (3) Therefore, God exists.
13 ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
(1) [arbitrary passage from OT]
(2) [arbitrary passage from NT]
(3) Therefore, God exists.
14 ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid Atheists — it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
15 ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE
(1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys — you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth." John 3:16.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
16 ARGUMENT FROM BELIEF
(1) If God exists, then I should believe in Him.
(2) I believe in God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
17 ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.
18 PARENTAL ARGUMENT
(1) My mommy and daddy told me that God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
19 ARGUMENT FROM NUMBERS
(1) Millions and millions of people believe in God.
(2) They can't all be wrong, can they?
(3) Therefore, God exists.
20 ARGUMENT FROM ABSURDITY
(1) Maranathra!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
21 ARGUMENT FROM ECONOMY
(1) God exists, you bastards!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
22 BOATWRIGHT'S ARGUMENT
(1) Ha ha ha.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
23 DORE'S ARGUMENT
(1) I forgot to take my meds.
(2) Therefore, I AM CHRIST!!
(3) Therefore, God exists.
24 ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
25 ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY
(1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God.
(2) Here is the URL.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
26 ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY
(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!
(2) No one has ever refuted (1).
(3) Therefore, God exists.
27 ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN EVANGELISM
(1) Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
28 MITCHELL'S ARGUMENT
(1) The Christian God exists.
(2) Therefore, all worldviews which don't assume the Christian God's existence are false and incomprehensible.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
29 ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (I)
(1) Atheists are spiritually blind.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
30 ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists. |
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| cal!guL.A. |
1.) go to this website: http://infidels.org/
2.) Register
3.) Post this same thread
4.) Prepare to look like a fool
if you don't, ill copy and paste and later Ill send you a link of the replies. either way you will be made a fool
see ya later :gwave:
edit: after actually reading this post there is no way youre not being ironic or faciteous |
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| Jazzy |
| Old stuff, but well done. Worth posting if someone hasn't seen it before. |
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| cal!guL.A. |
Quote: Originally posted by Jazzy
but well done...Worth posting... |
:rolleyes: oh boy |
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| Jazzy |
Quote: Originally posted by cal!guL.A.
:rolleyes: oh boy |
What's a matta friend? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed? |
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| Rush Has AIDS |
So much...
To say so little..... |
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| jetdog |
| Excuse me, :vomit: Ok, I feel better |
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| nikkyo |
Quote: Originally posted by cal!guL.A.
1.) go to this website: http://infidels.org/
2.) Register
3.) Post this same thread
4.) Prepare to look like a fool
if you don't, ill copy and paste and later Ill send you a link of the replies. either way you will be made a fool
see ya later :gwave:
edit: after actually reading this post there is no way youre not being ironic or faciteous |
In an effort to honor your request for feedback, I offer my thoughts for your consideration: may you family die in a head on collision. |
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| Rush Has AIDS |
Quote: Originally posted by nikkyo
In an effort to honor your request for feedback, I offer my thoughts for your consideration: may you family die in a head on collision. |
Wow....
You make a statement like that, you better hope God doesn't exist. |
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| Abba |
It's obviously a joke, right??
The reason I have to ask that question is because there are a few billion morans who actually believe that shit.
I watched a great youtube vid this morning which pretty much BLASTED every "scientific" argument for the existence of God. I've dlled them and I'm going to convert them to DVD's and burn a bunch of copies for random distribution. |
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| lao tzu |
| FUCK GOD AND FUCK HULK HOGAN..... |
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| artiel |
I am familiar with the first several of those arguments as made by philosophical geniuses.
However, the examples above are, in many cases overly simplified, and in most, just outright incorrect.
If these explanations are good enough for you, then good for you. However, they don't hold up when someone with a background in logic and reasoning puts them to the light.
Enjoy your ignorance. I will cry for you. :(
Edit: Clearly your post is a joke, my bad.
Stupid joke though. Antagonizing theists is like shooting fish in a barrel. Leave em alone. |
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| Jazzy |
| Yes, it's a very old joke, but it's mildly entertaining if you haven't seen it before. Richard Dawkins actually references that list for a bit of humor in The God Delusion. |
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| nikkyo |
Quote: Originally posted by Rush Has AIDS
Wow....
You make a statement like that, you better hope God doesn't exist. |
You ever know me to sugar coat my posts? |
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| Rush Has AIDS |
Quote: Originally posted by nikkyo
You ever know me to sugar coat my posts? |
Not at all.
Then again, I confess I didn't read the entire post, and see the joke you made. Too tired from working 12+ hour days.
My apologies :D |
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| Anogram |
Quote: Originally posted by lao tzu
FUCK GOD AND FUCK HULK HOGAN..... |
I'm with you in this cause. Especially after hearing Hulk talking to his son about the kid who was in the hospital because of the wreck. Hulk said that the kid must have done something to deserve what happened to him. God laid a nasty trip on the kid.
I mean come on!
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| cal!guL.A. |
Quote: Originally posted by nikkyo
In an effort to honor your request for feedback, I offer my thoughts for your consideration: may you family die in a head on collision. |
Now allow ME to offer my thoughts for your consideration: may your family members die from a very painful form of cancer |
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| A mysterius man |
| Scientific proof of God can't exist. Proof of his existence eliminates faith and belief, which is the basis of his "existence" in the first place. |
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| NoName |
| There is no one in the world that believes God exists! You HOPE, PRAY, WORSHIP that God exists but you don't believe. I believe I'm on SFN though. |
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| ZumayaFastball |
| it cannot be proven that god exists...but it HAS been proven that the hulkster is an asshole... |
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| A mysterius man |
Quote: Originally posted by NoName
There is no one in the world that believes God exists! You HOPE, PRAY, WORSHIP that God exists but you don't believe. |
I don't think this is correct at all. |
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| ZumayaFastball |
Quote: Originally posted by NoName
There is no one in the world that believes God exists! You HOPE, PRAY, WORSHIP that God exists but you don't believe. I believe I'm on SFN though. |
i think you misspoke...i think you meant to say that there is no one in the world that KNOWS god exists..billions of dopes BELIEVE god exists |
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| nikkyo |
| No one can prove a negative. I'll say it again, religion is the negation of reason. |
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