| EvilDave |
I wonder what will be the first word(s) on the first day of satellite?? A few guesses I have:
Hey Now!!
F*ck You!!!
Happy F*cking New Year!!!
C*nt, F*ck, Sh*t, C*ck
It's the Howard F*cking Stern Show!!
Suck my F*cking Cock Everbody!!!
Any other guesses... |
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| Phix |
Fuck The FCC
Edit: why are you fucking censoring your fucking self? This is the internet. It's free of the FCC (for now)
(The FCC is evil, regardless of what political party is in office. Howard had a horrible time with the FCC under Clinton) |
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| artie is drunk |
CUNT
he always says its his fav word and cant wait to say it |
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| Hobbit motherf* |
Cock sucker, mother fucker, shit, piss, cunt, fuck and tits
Edit: Or maybe "Hi Robin, hi Fred, hi Artie, not Benjy."
That always cracks me up :) |
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| earthdog82 |
Happy F*cking New Year!!!
It's the Howard F*cking Stern Show!!
cock, pussy |
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| LarryHorseFucker |
| Good morning everybody. |
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| cburnham |
Quote: Originally posted by Phix
Fuck The FCC |
This is what I think he will/should say. |
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| monkeytodd |
| Cunty cunt cunt mother fuckers! |
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| LarryHorseFucker |
Quote: Originally posted by LarryHorseFucker
Good morning everybody. |
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| albibi |
| Quote "Your mother is dirty" |
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| WhatRUaRetaaard |
Quote: Originally posted by LarryHorseFucker
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post slore :rolleyes: |
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| LarryHorseFucker |
Quote: Originally posted by WhatRUaRetaaard
post slore :rolleyes: |
Kill yourself already. :rolleyes: |
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| WhatRUaRetaaard |
Quote: Originally posted by LarryHorseFucker
Kill yourself already. :rolleyes: |
:omfg: you should get sent to the fucking glue factory already YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! :mad: |
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| LISA C. |
I agree, "Fuck the FCC" and/or "Fuck you, George W. Bush."
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| don fredo |
| Beth and I are Getting Married. |
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| Fenwick3 |
This was never about cursing. My guess will be they will make a concerted effort to not force the whole cursing thing.
It's even a safe bet to assume a phone caller will use a curse word before Howard or Robin...
But his first words will be "Hey now!!!" I guarantee it... :D |
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| Phix |
My guess is that cursing will be heavy for the first month or so, and then become sporadic... when needed just as in normal conversation. People are going to still listen at work, and if it's a constant stream of FUCK SHIT CUNT FUCK SHIT CUNT they might not listen... while at work.
Of course it would be funny if the first day they go the entire day without swearing at all. |
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| eharks |
| "Fuck you , Joel Hollander!" |
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| Deric |
| My money is on a "HEY NOW!" |
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| jokeland |
I think it would be funny if he started with a few minutes of Cross and ? just to fuck with people.
He could also start out with the George Carlin bit about the words you cannot say on TV |
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| JohnnyApp |
| He should definitely not swear. Going to Sirius has never been about saying dirty words. Unless he says "Fuck the FCC!" then I would be happy. |
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| TheBlueprint |
Hey Now, motherfuckers!!!!
Welcome to the new and improved Howard Stern Radio Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.. Good morning Robin you fat bitch! Hey Artie, you piece of shit momma's boy... Fuck the FCC!!!
Something to that effect. |
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| nicksgt |
Quote: Originally posted by WhatRUaRetaaard
post slore :rolleyes: |
what the hell is a post slore? |
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| Lerxst |
Quote: Originally posted by nicksgt
what the hell is a post slore? |
You are dealing with a retaaard don't forget. |
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| nicksgt |
Quote: Originally posted by Lerxst
You are dealing with a retaaard don't forget. |
im thinking its a slut/whore hybrid but im just not sure |
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| Lerxst |
Quote: Originally posted by nicksgt
im thinking its a slut/whore hybrid but im just not sure |
That or the drool/pudding got in the way. :D |
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| Dr.Gonzo |
| Whatever HE says. . .I will get the chills. . .a rush of bliss. . .then a cold brew. . .:rock: :hank: |
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| Madbandit |
"Good Morning, Motherfuckers! No more bullshit! This is the real deal!"
"Allright, I'm going back to bed!" |
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| crud9 |
well if you wanna get real technical and dumb he's already said his first words on sirius. during the beth and double a interview when beth the "mystery call" you could hear him say "Honey" over the phone through the mic.
but that doesnt count so his first words will be Hey Now, Welcome to the Futrure. |
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| ChronoSkooma17 |
Hopefully it'll be "What the fuck Scott, my mic isn't working!".
If not, then he HAS to say "Fuck Jackie" as his first words, just like in the book.
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Fred should play the "Bababooey" sound effect. |
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| KidB |
| saying fuck is too predictable. someone else will curse first. for howard it's not about curse words that's too cheesy. |
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| mooby |
| "fuck, fuck, mother fuck, fuck, noize, noize, noize, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, a pack of wraps man." |
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| mooby |
Quote: Originally posted by mooby
"fuck, fuck, mother fuck, fuck, noize, noize, noize, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, a pack of wraps man." |
oh, yeah, and:
"fuck the noobs." |
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| caliman |
| FUCK JOEL HOLLANDER |
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| RCITim |
| "The revolution has begun." |
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| ezeddie33 |
| To the FREE WORLD>>This is HOWARD and WE ARE THE PEOPLE...THE PEOPLE WHO WORK..THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY..AND THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE OUR P***Y>>WELCOME >>> |
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| fafastern |
| Hey Now! Welcome everybody! We are finally fucking free from the FCC!!! |
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| blues |
| "Hey Now!! Good morning all of you cunts!!!!" |
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| eabos |
| The show WILL start with the Red Peters song "I can't say these things"....unedited of course. |
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| jp81976 |
The show will start with The Beatles' Revolution, then a comedy clip from Sam Kinison, then Red Peters' I can't say these things, then George Carlin's 7 dirty words bit, then John Lennon's Imagine (which he stated on his show already would be what plays before he comes on, unless of course he's changed his mind)...Then the mic will turn on, and he'll say, "What the Fuck am I doing awake at 6 am? I've been off for 3 weeks. "
Actually, to be honest, if his first show is the Roast, then he's not going to say much of anything that first show... |
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| Carnival Man |
"Testing, testing...one, two..." :p
Who knows? Oh yeah Winst can try to tell us what the first words will be... :rolleyes: |
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| chibchakan |
| Welcome to the revolution cunts! :punk: |
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| Siri |
"It's about f*cking time...to be uncensored!"
"F*ck the FCC!"
"Good morning." |
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| meowcat |
| Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! |
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