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JoeyBoots
on the news tonight they qualified my statement on what makes a wack packer with "Joey insists he is not in the Wack Pack" before they played my statement on what makes a Wack Packer of which includes physical deformity, speech impediment or mental illness........in the part that did not air I stated that on HOWARD 100 News I was described as being in the Wack Pack and I had stated that I am mentally ill so maybe I am in it.......never did I say I wasn't.

Now that I have said that I still don't know if I am in the Wack Pack but I just want my statements to be understood in their correct context.

In reality I feel if I am in the Wack Pack I won't be taken as seriously which I want to be........just sayin'. :hw:
bjstet
i think banging leanna heart alone qualifies you as a member of the wack pack.
LarryHorseFucker
Quote: Originally posted by JoeyBoots
on the news tonight they qualified my statement on what makes a wack packer with "Joey insists he is not in the Wack Pack" before they played my statement on what makes a Wack Packer of which includes physical deformity, speech impediment or mental illness........in the part that did not air I stated that on HOWARD 100 News I was described as being in the Wack Pack and I had stated that I am mentally ill so maybe I am in it.......never did I say I wasn't.

Now that I have said that I still don't know if I am in the Wack Pack but I just want my statements to be understood in their correct context.

In reality I feel if I am in the Wack Pack I won't be taken as seriously which I want to be........just sayin'. :hw:

So you want to be in the Wack Pack?

So you don't want to be in the Wack Pack?

I am confused.
:scratch:
specialyetti
they just played it again . If you listen to HPE that sums it up . Your funny and very to the point about what you do. I think that you'r more in the comady area. But a definitly a part of the show
JohnnyLongBone
look Joey, we all know that this is the god dam fukkin wack pack and it needs special forces units like you...so lets not blow your cover. let you do your job on the show. keep up keeping the line unclear, wink wink..(and watch the Pope/Dope like the swiss guard) God speed and keep your boots on the ground.
you rock!
NWSternGirl
Pube sandwich = Wack Pack member
Icy Hot on the yam bag = Wack Pack member
Fucking on-air and having the whore yell out "F Jackie" = Wack Pack member
Shall I go on?
:p
mooby
Joey, I am starting a "Snack Pack" for us eaters. You can be in it. :)
JoeyBoots
Quote: Originally posted by NWSternGirl
Pube sandwich = Wack Pack member
Icy Hot on the yam bag = Wack Pack member
Fucking on-air and having the whore yell out "F Jackie" = Wack Pack member
Shall I go on?
:p


i never had anything to do with a pube sandwich.....thats nasty.....just sayin'. :nono:
JoeyBoots
Quote: Originally posted by mooby
Joey, I am starting a "Snack Pack" for us eaters. You can be in it. :)


haha i get it......im husky btw.
mooby
Quote: Originally posted by JoeyBoots
haha i get it......im husky btw.


My belly is exceptionally husky.
specialyetti
Nothing wrong with puttin on that winter layer of fat .Unless the beer is out smarting you and building it's self a coffee table.
KOAJaps
Quote: Originally posted by JoeyBoots
on the news tonight they qualified my statement on what makes a wack packer with "Joey insists he is not in the Wack Pack" before they played my statement on what makes a Wack Packer of which includes physical deformity, speech impediment or mental illness........in the part that did not air I stated that on HOWARD 100 News I was described as being in the Wack Pack and I had stated that I am mentally ill so maybe I am in it.......never did I say I wasn't.

Now that I have said that I still don't know if I am in the Wack Pack but I just want my statements to be understood in their correct context.

In reality I feel if I am in the Wack Pack I won't be taken as seriously which I want to be........just sayin'. :hw:


Quote: Originally posted by Joey Boots
on the news tonight they qualified my statement on what makes a wack packer with "Joey insists he is not in the Wack Pack" before they played my statement on what makes a Wack Packer of which includes physical deformity, speech impediment or mental illness........in the part that did not air I stated that on HOWARD 100 News I was described as being in the Wack Pack and I had stated that I am mentally ill so maybe I am in it.......never did I say I wasn't.


Your response isn't really one. So they erred on the side of caution and decided that maybe you're saying you weren't one, hoping not to offend you. You know, political correctness?


Quote: Originally posted by Joey Boots
Now that I have said that I still don't know if I am in the Wack Pack but I just want my statements to be understood in their correct context.

In reality I feel if I am in the Wack Pack I won't be taken as seriously which I want to be........just sayin'. :hw:



See? even you don't know if you're a Wack Packer, so how would they know if you're a Wack Packer?

So Joey, are you or are you not a Wack Packer? Are you their voice piece for them so that you can be in charge and win the $10,000? You'd make a good leader bro.
JoeyBoots
yes but i never "insisted", as they said, that i wasn't a wack packer.....that's the point.........dang nabit! :rolleyes:
KOAJaps
Bootski, during the Pope bit when the W.P. have to choose a leader, it should be you. You have leadership skills, you take command and you were in the military. Hey, the $10k will come in handy too. Oh and keep Irish John out, Double-A seemed to be against you too. He's divisive and worse than them Japs during WW2, and that's coming from me, the King Of All Japs
Tom from T.O.
We need instigators in the wackclave, people that can manage to get a Beetle Juice arguing with HPE and then convincing Beetle to punch HPE in the balls and piss in his drink when he is not looking, whether or not he is a wackpacker, we need Joey Boots in the wackclave shit disturbing.
KOAJaps
So is it a go Joey? Anywho, you have to be a part of the Wack Pack so you could be a part of the Wack Pack Conclave.
Mutt
I've been misquoted a couple times as well, but it's still all good.

as far as wack packer goes, I include obsessed fans in the bunch. here are my qualifications and take note the some wack packers fall into several of these categories

QUALIFICATIONS:

  • having a mental or physical condition which is interesting on air or to talk about (the obvious group, ex. beetle, wendy, gary, HPE)
  • crazy / wacked out (ex. Elliot offen)
  • have some kind of stick that makes them interesting (yucko or daniel carver)
  • obsessed stern fan - talks about howard everyday, calls into the show even if it means staying on hold for hours, is willing to come in and do stunts just to be a part of the show. (boots, maryanne, double a, zolar, etc)


though regulars like Boots, DoubleA, or Maryanne are not retards, but that does not mean that they are not important to the show and still part of that group. Not all wackpackers are freaks. Some are just different enough and in to the show enough, that they make up for lack of physical/mental handicap with effort and love for the show.

take jeff the drunk, elliot, ean the drunk, the vomit guy, etc. these people aren't midgets but they are clearly wackpackers.
KOAJaps
I agree Mutt, but you noticed that all if not most (exception Gary and Wendy the Retard) are fans from the east coast? When I first heard Howard in Los Angeles, I wanted so badly to be a part of the wack pack, but now I contribute on the background and I hope my latest contribution will help Howard's popularity grow exponentially. So yes, i do my share and maybe one day I could lead a west coast Wack pack, because i know a guy named Leo (A retared Chinese guy) I call Leo the Letard. His fetish is taking pictures of Hispanic girls "with long hair because they make my ding ding hald" and beats off to it in the bathroom in public places.

He's in in late 40s and still is a virgin.
Tom from T.O.
Quote: Originally posted by KOAJaps
I agree Mutt, but you noticed that all if not most (exception Gary and Wendy the Retard) are fans from the east coast? When I first heard Howard in Los Angeles, I wanted so badly to be a part of the wack pack, but now I contribute on the background and I hope my latest contribution will help Howard's popularity grow exponentially. So yes, i do my share and maybe one day I could lead a west coast Wack pack, because i know a guy named Leo (A retared Chinese guy) I call Leo the Letard. His fetish is taking pictures of Hispanic girls "with long hair because they make my ding ding hald" and beats off to it in the bathroom in public places.

He's in in late 40s and still is a virgin.


This promo did not go over to well. Please take a week off and try again. Thank you.
KOAJaps
I'm still trying Tommy. We have a bunch of wacked out folks out here and it'll be cool if we could represent. Anyway, you're in New York and if want, could go vr to WXRK or sirius. We can't so that's why I'm puting out the call to promote Howard on the west coast.
Tom from T.O.
Quote: Originally posted by KOAJaps
I'm still trying Tommy. We have a bunch of wacked out folks out here and it'll be cool if we could represent. Anyway, you're in New York and if want, could go vr to WXRK or sirius. We can't so that's why I'm puting out the call to promote Howard on the west coast.


Just busting your balls. I hope you get on despite your incomprehensible post, werd.
KOAJaps
Sorry Tommy, I'm just drunk. But I would love to have this side of America representing Howard. You folks have all the fun, why not us? Hell, I betcha sales of Sirius aint that bad here. Oh and Howard was kind enough to sign every book in Los Angeles--Miss America...25,000 showed up.
KOAJaps
Oh and Joey B-man, you do deserve a retraction
JohnnyLongBone
the wack pack needs an undreground. boots on the ground. stay behind closed doors and collect 10K
KOAJaps
Quote: Originally posted by JohnnyLongBone
the wack pack needs an undreground. boots on the ground. stay behind closed doors and collect 10K


you think J.B. would sit in the background? Naw, they have morons like me to feed Stern the garbage needed to make Howard 100 interesting. I got a project I asked Howard, Gary and Sal which will hopefully "reward" the listeners from Coast to Coast. I hope it happens

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