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| bad.mad.cat |
An example:
Two teams of lesbian couples race to see which can retrieve strawberries from their partner's pussy in the shortest period of time. Only the tongue can be used. If orgasm is prematurely achieved, it is a disqualification. 
I realize I'm in the low-30th percentile when it comes to SFN creativity, so I would love to hear your ideas... |
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| ChronoSkooma17 |
Sal puts on black face and presses his nipple against the Shade 45 window. Then he gets his ass kicked by 10 black guys. Good times. :btu: |
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| JAHinNYC |
bad.mad.cat Great fuckin' Avatar  |
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| bad.mad.cat |
Quote: Originally posted by JAHinNYC
bad.mad.cat Great fuckin' Avatar |
Thanks, bro!! |
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| tmfg_77 |
What's The Wack- Pack Watchin?
The Wack-Pack sits around and comments on a TV show as it's broadcast. Monday Night Football, The Emmys, The Oscars whatever.
It would need a host to keep things moving and a sort of "golf style" announcer.
"Beetlejuice has opened his fifth beer, Ralph is half way thru a bottle of Jager, HPE is eating his tenth! taco, it's an amazing night ladies and gentlemen."
You would watch The Emmys and have Sirius on in the background.
"Presenting the next award Sarah Jessica Parker."
Ralph: "I don't like that dress."
Beetlejuice:"I 'd rip that dress off her and I'd give her this!"
Announcer(softly) "Beetlejuice has just grabbed his crotch."
HPE "I do her too!"
Ralph: " No you wouldn't you faeg!" |
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| danden |
| Gary the retard fucks wendy the retard. |
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| Morning Wood |
| miss howard stern lesbian gangbang |
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| blue2noise |
| Ralph Cirella bukakke |
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| KurtCocaine |
| It's just wrong dad/son edition |
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| MetalliChris |
I'd like to hear "It's just wrong"-period
I always thought that was complelling. I loved the buildup.
Also, I remeber they were trying to do a bit with a Nicole Bass phone sex tape. In fact!..they should put Nicole Bass on w/Heidi Cortez!!! |
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| tmfg_77 |
"The Hypno Howard Stern Show"
Need: 1 hypnotist, 4 or 5 volunteers.
A reenactment, except the volunteers actually believe they are Howard and the gang.
"Bowl of Pain"
Need: 1 Host, 1 leg-waxer, a bowl, some different colored chips, some black chips, contestants.
Into a bowl go 2 colored chips for each contestant and a bunch of black chips.
Contestants go one at a time and pull 2 chips from the bowl.
Pull both your colored chips, you win. Pull someone else's chip and a black chip, you get a leg waxing strip pulled off your leg, but you get to keep the other guys chip (preventing them from winning ). Pull your chip and a black chip, keep chip, strip pulled.
2 black chips, 2 strips pulled.
If a guy has your chip and you have his, toss both back in the bowl. |
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| tmfg_77 |
"It was said on Sirius"
A show that features clips of things said on some of the other Sirius channels. Overheard on Shade 45: "Bitches, I just like to bend them over the sink."
"Inside the Porn Actors in a Studio"
" James Lipton type" interviews porn stars in "a serious manner".
Questions:
"How many films have you done? "
"Why so few?"
"Favorite lube?"
"What's the right # for a gang-bang?"
"Have you sustained a work-related injury? A sore cootchie?"
"What person would you like to fuck in history? Napoleon, Ceasar, Cleopatra, the Mongol Hordes?"
" If a fellow porn star complained about a cock being too big and you asked "How big?" and they said "Nine inches." would you laugh?" |
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| tmfg_77 |
"Stale Serials"
"Old-fashioned Radio so good, they had to invent television."
Need: Old radio scripts (Flash Gordon, Lone Ranger).
This would be great if it had Fred and Gilbert.
"I Don't Remember the Name of a Song"
You get someone to call the different request lines at Sirius. Again this would be good for Gilbert.
He then requests a song but, he can't remember the name of it . He then describes the song:
Hip-Hop:"The bitch wasn't listening so this guy puts a cap in her ass."
Metal: "This guy wants Satan to come up from hell and kill his boss."
Anyway, if the DJ says he knows the song the caller is talking about, then the caller starts yelling at him:
"What, are you people crazy? What sane person writes a song about Satan killing his boss? Who would play such a song? You people disgust me!" |
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| tmfg_77 |
A suggestion:
The show needs to hire a woman for the staff. Not Robin, not a college girl intern, I mean a broad.(no offense)
Part Sarah Silverman, part longshoreman. Someone who has seen it all, done it all. Looks not nearly as important as comic ability. Can put one of those hair waxing strips in the crack of a guy's ass and pull it off fast, and laugh about it. |
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