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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Friday
& Saturday
February
24 & 25 -Circles Comedy Club
-Staten Island, NY
-Call: (718) 983-6333 For Reservations
-w/ rev bob levy,Yucko the Clown, Shuli & Billy Mira
Friday
March
3 -Downtowns
-982 Main St., Fishkill, NY
-Call: (845) 897-3686
rev bob levy,chris mcdevit
Saturday
March 4
@ 8:00 pm
Doors open
@ 7:30 pm -West End Fire Co.
-1319 Park Ave., Quakertown, PA
-For tickets call (215) 536-6650 or
- Email your name, phone #, & # of tickets.
-w/ rev bob levy,Craig Gass, Geno Bisconte, Open Mike
-Hosted by Thomas w/ Constantine
-Tickets $25 in advance, $30 at door
-Includes hot dog and chips. beer, soda, and water available Must be 21 to enter, ID required.
Wednesday
March
8 -Uncle Vinny's Comedy Club
-at Ferrara's Cafe
-518 Arnold Ave, Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
-Call: (732) 899-3900 rev bob levy
- friday and saturday march 10th and 11th
Doylestown Comedy Cabaret rev bob levy shuli and sal friday show at 9 pm ..saturday show at 1015
-Poco's Restaurant
-625 N. Main Street., Doylestown, PA
-Call: (215) 345-JOKE
Wednesday
March
15 comedy shortcuts
-at The Woodbine Entertainment Complex
-Route 73 N & Remington Ave, Pennsauken, NJ
-Call: (856) 317-1000 rev bob levy
Friday &
Saturday
March
17 & 18
@ 10:00 pm
for each show -Comedy Cabaret
-at the Clarion Hotel
-1450 Rt. 70 East, Cherry Hill, NJ
-Call: (856) 866-JOKE
-w/ rev bob levy,Paul Del'Angelo & Shuli
Friday &
Saturday
March
24 & 25
2 shows
per night -Mardi Gras
-8040 E. McDowell Rd, Scottsdale, AZ
-Call: (480) 970-5707
-w/ rev bob levy, Craig Gass, Mike Morse, Yucko the Clown & Shuli
Thursday
March
30
@ 8:00 pm
-The Comedy Shoppe Too
-at the Radisson Hotel
-21 Kingsbridge Road, Piscataway, NJ
-w/ rev bob levy,Joe Conte, Kenny Michaels
Friday &
Saturday
May 19 & 20 -Riddles Comedy Club in Chicago
-1575 South Harlem Ave., Orland Park, IL
-Call: (708) 444-0234 for more information
-w/ rev bob levy, Yucko the Clown & Brad Thacker |
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| Big SNoT |
| Is Cincinatti closer to Quaker PA or CHi? BTW REV..the nikkahs in the studio dug the plug...Gravitas ya foul mouthed Yankee. :beer: |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
| also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool: |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by Big SNoT
Is Cincinatti closer to Quaker PA or CHi? BTW REV..the nikkahs in the studio dug the plug...Gravitas ya foul mouthed Yankee. :beer: |
cool,anytime :cool: |
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| DarkMark |
Bob, I am THE most miserable fuck on this Board....
when can I sit in on the MM show ? |
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| chickenhawk |
| Awesome schedule, I am going down to Philly to see my buddy in March...I would love to catch a live show... |
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| SJben |
| Are you planning on booking any shows in the San Francisco area? |
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| Sibby |
I got you to phone yourself and call yourself a cocksmoking faggot up in Buffalo !
and according to my family I spend more Time on here than Joey! |
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| tnk |
I'm definitely going to try and come to at least ONE!!
HA! I got married at the Woodbine................back in the '90's. They've really cleaned it up again! |
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| j3ff |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool: |
Hey bob, dont forget about me! :) :D |
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| Led Zeppelin |
| Are you going to pick anyone WHO DOESN'T KISS ASS on this board???? :rolleyes: |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by j3ff
Hey bob, dont forget about me! :) :D |
i have names from last time thats why i,m only picking 6 this time :cool: |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by Led Zeppelin
Are you going to pick anyone WHO DOESN'T KISS ASS on this board???? :rolleyes: |
yes i a,m. i wanna pick real stern fans that would love to be up there and see the studio and shit..write out why i should pick you then :cool: |
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| Led Zeppelin |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
yes i a,m i,m wanna pick real stern fans that would love to be up there and see the studio and shit..write out why i should pick you then :cool: |
Because my new girlfriend will get naked. Enough said. :) |
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| mrchappelow |
Is there any chance you could pick up the tab for a flight from the UK?
Plus a hotel room. A gentleman needs some walk around money too. |
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| j3ff |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
i have names from last time thats why i,m only picking 6 this time :cool: |
cool dude! you're the best |
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| otto23 |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool: |
Hey Bob. I'm sure there's no reason why I would actually ever be a guest on, or work for, the show. So something like the roast would give me a chance to be in the studio live and watch some funny ass shit and maybe feel like a part of the show for a few minutes. Been a fan forever, met some of the cast at different times, but sitting - in on a show I think is the coolest, besides actually becoming part of a show. WAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAA, now I'm just starting to sound whiny. Just saying, it would be cool. Hey and my birthday's in March. Hopefully I'll see ya @the next roast. |
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| jackelneck |
| bob are you coming to detroit (area) anytime soon? |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by DarkMark
Bob, I am THE most miserable fuck on this Board....
when can I sit in on the MM show ? |
we will have a email account set up for the show and we will pick the most fucked up one to have come in live and hit scores with after the show.. :cool:
and we will book gigs all over the country once things seetle down for all you people around the country..
well gotta get back to work..have fun fuckers :cool: |
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| HootyMcBoobitty |
Sorry to interupt but who is after Ronnie? and where is the info about "miserable men info and how to get to the next roast"
Are you taking bids on being in the audience for the next roast?
I bid 15 lbs of Swedish fish. |
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| Led Zeppelin |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
yes i a,m. i wanna pick real stern fans that would love to be up there and see the studio and shit..write out why i should pick you then :cool: |
By the way, I'm an hour away in Connecticut so I can drive in, no arrangements need to be made for me. :)
Seriously, I really would love to see the new studios. I'm sure it's a palace compared to the rathole at 92.3. When I played Stump The Booey, my g/f was afraid to sit on the couch in the green room, lol. |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by HootyMcBoobitty
Sorry to interupt but who is after Ronnie? and where is the info about "miserable men info and how to get to the next roast"
Are you taking bids on being in the audience for the next roast?
I bid 15 lbs of Swedish fish. |
the miserable men show is taking one week off and then will return i will post the time and dates when i get them..also if you wanna be at the next roast write up why you should be there to see it live in the studio.....i wont announce whos next till after the roast that day...right after the ronnie roast you will know who it is :cool:
gotta go ..i,ll cheack in later today :cool: |
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| tnk |
I could represent the "women" population.
I'm not your average listener.
Been a fan since the mid-80's.........I'm 35 with 2 kids and married.
I get hammered from friends and family for being such a diehard fan.
....oh! and plus it would probably piss my husband off!!! HA
It would be one of the highlights of my life!
Another reason: I'm a SOUTH Jersey Girl! he-he
Plus i have family in the city and could shack up with them!! :D |
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| T Rath |
Bob, you should pick me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's something unusual...
Siriusly though, unless the show is willing to fly in and put up someone, I'm not making the show. Pick me and then let me pass that spot on to someone else. Let me share in your power...and together we can rule the universe! |
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| TLOADB |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this :cool: |
I gotta story that runs the gambit [from a total 8 year virginal 'fuck-tation' to a 16 year 'revenge-athon' ]...This bitch takes the cake and EATS it, too...where can I post a one page story that spans all the years and all the lies?
There's deceit, intrigue, and I can even deliver a divorced Father - Daughter Reunion that happens on the show...[we've only just now met over the internet on MySpace...I'd love to talk to her LIVE over the phone for the first time on your show...] |
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| sjgotnitro |
Fuck I will be in Florida the 3rd through the 5th when you come to Quakertown, that sucks. I guess I will see ya next time. I hope that show at westend fire co. goes great so you come back there again.
Oh Bob by the way i'm not going to suck your dick or get weak in the knees to get invited to the roast show. That should be reason enough.
Bob keep up the great work.
How can we get Kid Chris booted out of wysp so Howard can hire him. His show would be great on sirius. I have not listened to him since Jan 9 or any other testicular radio. |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by sjgotnitro
Fuck I will be in Florida the 3rd through the 5th when you come to Quakertown, that sucks. I guess I will see ya next time. I hope that show at westend fire co. goes great so you come back there again.
Oh Bob by the way i'm not going to suck your dick or get weak in the knees to get invited to the roast show. That should be reason enough.
Bob keep up the great work.
How can we get Kid Chris booted out of wysp so Howard can hire him. His show would be great on sirius. I have not listened to him since Jan 9 or any other testicular radio. |
i dont want you to suck my dick i can find someone to do that hahahaa..i want people to write why i should pick them and why they love the stern show and what it would mean yo them,,.shit like that.. :cool: since i got siriuse i havent listern to regular radio much either...i love sirius and the music is fucking great :cool: |
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| Jack Shit |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
the miserable men show is taking one week off and then will return i will post the time and dates when i get them..also if you wanna be at the next roast write up why you should be there to see it live in the studio.....i wont announce whos next till after the roast that day...right after the ronnie roast you will know who it is :cool:
gotta go ..i,ll cheack in later today :cool: |
Rev, just wanted to tell you, your shows have been the best thing on Howard 100/101 besides Howard. I don't get why drive time flunkies like Bubba and Farrall get a show and you don't. :mad: |
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| stlg |
| i here uyre lookins for a raezon whi too pix somuns fo diz roazt. i spellz worze dan youz. |
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| Nursegrrl8 |
:hw:
Been a fan for 16 years. Bought every book. Saw the movie on opening night with 10 other people. Still have a couple of vhs's including Butt Bongo. Active member of SFN for 4 years. Donated toenail clipper money to Joey Boots (I did, ask him). I've had Sirius since I went to the rally in 2004. I also have it in mine and my husband's cars. I bought OnDemand as soon as it was available on Comcast.
You should pick me because there is no way in hell I would ever see the studio since I am not a hot chick who will show her boobs! Sit me in the back row, I will just be happy to be there!
oh and same for lisa c - but she might show her boobs ;) |
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| tnk |
[QUOTE=Nursegrrl8][B]:hw:
Been a fan for 16 years. You should pick me because there is no way in hell I would ever see the studio since I am not a hot chick who will show her boobs! Sit me in the back row, I will just be happy to be there!
yeah!! Me and nursegrrl representing SOUTH JERSEY!!
:2thumbs: |
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| GRATEFUL DEAD |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
yes i a,m. i wanna pick real stern fans that would love to be up there and see the studio and shit..write out why i should pick you then :cool: |
I have been a Howard Stern Show listener since 6:45 pm on Friday, 8/28/84.
I have listened to every HS show since then.
I probably have missed less than 10 shows since '84, (22 years).
I've taped every show on cassette since then.
I would tape, then listen back to that day's show, later that particular day.
The 3pm-> 7pm shows on WNBC days were a piece of cake.
I was pissed as Hell when I tuned in to WNBC after we all survived that cunt Hurricane Gloria, only to find out H & crew were fired by M.T.M.'s stoopid x-husband.
Is Grant Tinker DEAD yet? I hope so.
The getting up at 5:58am, 5 days a week for 21 years is a little tuff, but it's well worth hearing that fuckin' alarm clock go off at that un-godly hour, knowing that the Stern show was gonna be on the air.
"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERBUBBA, UHHH IT'S WAY TOO EARLY ROBIN..........."
I probably saw Howard's first N.Y. TV appearance back in 1981, on, "The Uncle Floyd Show", on VHF Channel 30.
He brought Floyd and Oogie, crappy WNBC promotional presents, in a HUGE white paper bag, that Tiny (RIP funny man) Tim would have been proud of.
I've watched, and taped all the Channel 9 shows.
I've taped and saved ALL the HS E! shows.
I think I've missed maybe 15 E! shows, in the 11 years it was on.
I bought all the HS Pay-Per-View specials.
Then bought the VCR tapes when H sold them commercially.
I bought "CRUCIFIED BY THE FCC" .
I bought H's and R's books.
Saw "Private Parts" 3 times at a movie theater .
Taped "Private Parts" off of HBO, then bought the VCR tape, DVD, cassette and CD of P.P.'s.
I have H's Leroy Nieman's painting / poster on the wall above this computer.
I've made / dubbed 75, 90 minute casettes, full of my very own 'BEST OF STERN' bits.
I woke up those, all too few, Saturday mornings, when H and crew did their Nationally syndicated show.
I've taped all of H and R's guest appearances on TV shows.
I saw Jackie, Gary, Fred, Nancy, and that freak Shavon at C.W. Post in 1988, along with 150 other Stern Show fans.
The auditorium was only half filled, which was crazy because the tickets were only $5.00 each.
I taped the Post show on cassette, but my copy came out shitty, thanks to those fuckers at Memorex.
The one time in my miserable fucking life, that I didn't use a Maxell tape, it came back and bit me in the fucking ass.
What a stupid time to pinch pennies.
The night before the Post gig, I stayed up until 4am, to watch Nancy do the Joe Franklin Show.
I thought it was cool that someone actually went to the trouble of finding Joe's grave, digging him up, and propping him up in a chair, to do the Siriani segment.
I mean, Joe died in what, 1952, right?????????
The high-lite of the post-Post show was getting some free Joke Cards from Jackie, and talking to Nancy, while Jackie ran around the auditorium selling his crap, to any sucker who had no clue about the value of a dollar.
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You might ask, what was played at 6:45pm on 8/28/84, that got me hooked on Da Stern Show??????
'GAYLAGAN'S ISLAND'.
"OOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSKKKKIIPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRR!!"
Since that fateful day, when I tuned into WNBC , I've been obsessed with the Stern show.
I love the show, and everyone associated with it.
Whether you pick me, or not, Mr. Levy is up to YOU.
I DO think it's quite amazing that you hang out with us here, on SFN. Thanks.
I also like your comedic style on the Stern Show.
I think of you as a: 'COMEDIC ASSASSIN'.
Meaning that when you do the Stern show, you're willing to hide in the background, and not demand that the focus of attention be on you all the time.
You drop your comedy quips quickly, then move on to the next joke. We aren't subjected to the Jackiesque gaffowing that demands we pay attention to you all the time.
I think it's cool when Howard goes, "What??? What did you just say????" Then you have to repeat your joke, that Howard clearly heard, but yet he wants to give your quip maximum exposure to us, the audience.
Your, "Miserable Men Show," is as funny as a dead duck stuck up a queer's asshole. Take a bow Mr. L.
That said,
Pick me, Pick me!!!!!!!!!
Give a miserable prick like me a break, MA SOUL
BROTHA!!!!!!!!
I'm not gonna Bullshit ya by saying, "Oh, little Timmy's dying of cancer, and it's his dying wish that you pick a fat fuck like me, to be a winner." I just can't do that shit.
It would be a great honor and privelege, to be selected, to represent this site as an audience member. After being a Stern fan for almost 22 years, I appreciate the opportunity to just to apply for this amazing gift.
And if I'm not selected, congradulations to the lucky winners that you do pick!
Peace to you, and yours.......................
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| maloof |
Hey Bob, please pick me. I've been a huge fan for over 15 years and can't start my day until Robin ends her news. I live just across the river in Hoboken and see that fat slob Artie walking around town from time to time. It would be an honor to hang with you guys in the studio...
Bob, I hope you read this and see that I'm for real and not some schmuck who is going to walk in there and think they are the shit.
Hopefully I get this chance. |
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| DaCleat |
Good luck.
Nice to see you're not out of work yet, Bob. Maybe you can make enough with this tour to buy a bicycle, or something. |
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| drdemo14 |
| I can't wait for the Ronnie roast! |
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| B_Lawless |
Correction on the Orland Park address for Riddles:
15750 S. Harlem Avenue |
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| Nursegrrl8 |
Wednesday
March
15 comedy shortcuts
-at The Woodbine Entertainment Complex
-Route 73 N & Remington Ave, Pennsauken, NJ
-Call: (856) 317-1000 rev bob levy
yay a weekday show! |
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| Blu |
I believe you should also post an story from howard stern past to prove you are a fan. Not just saying you are a fan sinc 19XY.
I have been a fan since I was adopted by monkees in the jungle and was force into bondage and in between get fucked by savages.I listen to stern to keep track of time of the hourly services I did for the whore house. That ones sore ass.
:o :cool: |
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| Jack Shit |
| Pick me and I will blow you while anally riding the Symbian. :hw: |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by Jack Shit
Pick me and I will blow you while anally riding the Symbian. :hw: |
ok one in ..who else :cool:
i,m kidding ya sick fuck..i hope you are too ahhaha :D |
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| DaCleat |
| BTW, I was AT the cleveland funeral |
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| maloof |
I love the Howard Stern show for one main reason: comedy. This show is the only way to start my day and without the laughter from Howard and Robin, Fred's sound effects, and Artie's amazing one-liners, this show would just be another boring morning show with no substance. The fact that there are two idiots named Sal and Richard who come into the studio willing to get a bikini wax and go under hypnoses are pure content for more comedy and ridiculousness.
It would be an honor to be in the presence of greatness, and Howard! |
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| B_Lawless |
Quote: Originally posted by DaCleat
BTW, I was AT the cleveland funeral |
OK, there's your Stern 15 minutes....NEXT.... |
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| IheartNY |
| Hey REV....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put me on the list....I'll pay my own way...have friends to stay with...lived in Hoboken and know my way around the city.....Never made it up to Krock and would LOVE the opportunity to meet everybody...Called into the old show twice...and got thru...had an argument with Gary about what a "whore" is...Livin in the Midwest where NO ONE gets Howard...I try to explain it....plus i have BIG boobies!!! |
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| Nursegrrl8 |
| I want to see how many more times grateful dead edits his post. :lol: |
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| EvilWayz |
great job on the "miserable men" show Rev......it was fuckin great
cant wait for the Ronny roast, the Ralph roast was hillarious. |
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| LISA C. |
Quote: Originally posted by Nursegrrl8
:hw:
Been a fan for 16 years. Bought every book. Saw the movie on opening night with 10 other people. Still have a couple of vhs's including Butt Bongo. Active member of SFN for 4 years. Donated toenail clipper money to Joey Boots (I did, ask him). I've had Sirius since I went to the rally in 2004. I also have it in mine and my husband's cars. I bought OnDemand as soon as it was available on Comcast.
You should pick me because there is no way in hell I would ever see the studio since I am not a hot chick who will show her boobs! Sit me in the back row, I will just be happy to be there!
oh and same for lisa c - but she might show her boobs ;)
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I'll second that (except for the "boobies" part). :beer:
I've been a fan since Howard first graced the Philadelphia airwaves. Got my Sirius Home/Car/Boombox thingy going on. Went to his first Philly appearance. Bought/read the books. Love the Movie "Private Parts". It's Stern-Nation here in S. Jersey. Got to represent (as Nursey & TNK said). |
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| perry |
why pick me ill tell u why i spent about 500$ dollars of which i dont have for this guy!!!
plus im gonna get howard tv when it becomes available on cablevision!!!!! bottom line i dont know what im gonna do when the stern era ends!!!! wish i can see the roast thats all i ask!!! thanx |
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| DannyBonadouche |
| You doing any shows in Rochester and Buffalo this year? |
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| blugrssdude |
| Bob, you should pick me for a couple reasons. Mainly because I will laugh like a Hyena whenever you say anything and secondly because I will kiss your ass on the SternFanNetwork for years to come. |
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| Yakki's Taint |
Bob,
You prick. I should get the go ahead to go to the show for the following reasons.
My obsession with the show has made my cunty wife even more of a miseable hairy cunt. My marrige hangs on the line and yet I still listen 5+ hours a day.
You got any room in that basement?
20 year + fan. Howard raised me from 11 years of age on. |
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| WhatRUaRetaaard |
| I should be on the next Roast show because I'm cool :cool: :D |
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| Spermonartie |
| bob, I have no f'n clue what the first guy was saying, I thought he said something about you coming to cincinnati, any truth to this? Would love to see a live show, have seen some great ones come through here the last year or so. |
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| AtomicBetty |
| I'm a relatively weak fan in the sense that I'm not f*cked up like half the members on here. Have been a listening since 1990, attended his book signings, watched his Channel 9 show religiously, swapped taped copies with friends. I walk by the the Sirius building everyday and I'm sure the window washers are tired of cleaning my nose prints off the glass by now. |
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| scoresman100 |
Bob,
pick me...pick me...pick me...pick me...pick me... |
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| Nigga In Charge |
Quote: Originally posted by GRATEFUL DEAD
I have been a Howard Stern Show listener since 6:45 pm on Friday, 8/28/84.
I have listened to every HS show since then.
I probably have missed less than 10 shows since '84, (22 years).
I've taped every show on cassette since then.
I would tape, then listen................. |
Rev. Bob, can you enter this guy in the "Who Wants To Win a Life" contest? Fuck, its one thing to be a fan, but if your world revolves around a radio show you need help. |
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| scumby |
| I hope ralph is not part of the roast excpet if he is tied and gagged. He has no right to open his gay mouth after ruining hi roast. he couldn't take it (except up this ass) so he shouldn't be allowed to dish it out. |
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| Debo |
| My stupid work just screwed us all out of out year end bonus. Gave the managers all 10-12k, and the rest of us peons got around 500. My attitude has been so bad I'm gonna get fired soon, so I could use a good laugh or two....Plus, never been to New York, and would like to see the studio. |
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| GirlFan |
Why am I a fan of The Howard Stern Show?
I love the Howard Stern show because it's the funniest thing on radio, tv, movies or any other media. No where else do I laugh so hard that I have to bang my hands on shit.
I love the Howard Stern show because it is honest. Howard is not trying to blow smoke up my pussy-----like he says, the first reality show ever. I love that Howard cuts through the bullshit in the world, especially in Hollywood.
Why should the Rev. Bob Levy pick me to sit in the studio for the roast?
1. I won't do anything to make you regret it.
2. I'll get there myself.
3. I won't be a starfucker.
4. I will be so thankful.
5. I will have the best story to tell all of my friends who listen.
6. It will really horrify my grandmothers (and that makes me laugh).
My name is Corinne. I'm 30, a schoolteacher, live in New Hampshire with husband who's a golf-pro and a baby who is a doll. Thanks for reading my entry. :) |
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| Jokiefan |
Quote: Originally posted by Debo
My stupid work just screwed us all out of out year end bonus. Gave the managers all 10-12k, and the rest of us peons got around 500. My attitude has been so bad I'm gonna get fired soon, so I could use a good laugh or two....Plus, never been to New York, and would like to see the studio. |
Debo also bid the most on the signed Yucko DVD I auctioned off for the site. :hw: |
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| MoEl |
Quote: Originally posted by GRATEFUL DEAD
I have been a Howard Stern Show listener since 6:45 pm on Friday, 8/28/84.
I have listened to every HS show since then.
I probably have missed less than 10 shows since '84, (22 years).
I've taped every show on cassette since then.
I would tape, then listen back to that day's show, later that particular day.
The 3pm-> 7pm shows on WNBC days were a piece of cake.
I was pissed as Hell when I tuned in to WNBC after we all survived that cunt Hurricane Gloria, only to find out H & crew were fired by M.T.M.'s stoopid x-husband.
Is Grant Tinker DEAD yet? I hope so.
The getting up at 5:58am, 5 days a week for 21 years is a little tuff, but it's well worth hearing that fuckin' alarm clock go off at that un-godly hour, knowing that the Stern show was gonna be on the air.
"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERBUBBA, UHHH IT'S WAY TOO EARLY ROBIN..........."
I probably saw Howard's first N.Y. TV appearance back in 1981, on, "The Uncle Floyd Show", on VHF Channel 30.
He brought Floyd and Oogie, crappy WNBC promotional presents, in a HUGE white paper bag, that Tiny (RIP funny man) Tim would have been proud of.
I've watched, and taped all the Channel 9 shows.
I've taped and saved ALL the HS E! shows.
I think I've missed maybe 15 E! shows, in the 11 years it was on.
I bought all the HS Pay-Per-View specials.
Then bought the VCR tapes when H sold them commercially.
I bought "CRUCIFIED BY THE FCC" .
I bought H's and R's books.
Saw "Private Parts" 3 times at a movie theater .
Taped "Private Parts" off of HBO, then bought the VCR tape, DVD, cassette and CD of P.P.'s.
I have H's Leroy Nieman's painting / poster on the wall above this computer.
I've made / dubbed 75, 90 minute casettes, full of my very own 'BEST OF STERN' bits.
I woke up those, all too few, Saturday mornings, when H and crew did their Nationally syndicated show.
I've taped all of H and R's guest appearances on TV shows.
I saw Jackie, Gary, Fred, Nancy, and that freak Shavon at C.W. Post in 1988, along with 150 other Stern Show fans.
The auditorium was only half filled, which was crazy because the tickets were only $5.00 each.
I taped the Post show on cassette, but my copy came out shitty, thanks to those fuckers at Memorex.
The one time in my miserable fucking life, that I didn't use a Maxell tape, it came back and bit me in the fucking ass.
What a stupid time to pinch pennies.
The night before the Post gig, I stayed up until 4am, to watch Nancy do the Joe Franklin Show.
I thought it was cool that someone actually went to the trouble of finding Joe's grave, digging him up, and propping him up in a chair, to do the Siriani segment.
I mean, Joe died in what, 1952, right?????????
The high-lite of the post-Post show was getting some free Joke Cards from Jackie, and talking to Nancy, while Jackie ran around the auditorium selling his crap, to any sucker who had no clue about the value of a dollar.
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You might ask, what was played at 6:45pm on 8/28/84, that got me hooked on Da Stern Show??????
'GAYLAGAN'S ISLAND'.
"OOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSKKKKIIPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRR!!"
Since that fateful day, when I tuned into WNBC , I've been obsessed with the Stern show.
I love the show, and everyone associated with it.
Whether you pick me, or not, Mr. Levy is up to YOU.
I DO think it's quite amazing that you hang out with us here, on SFN. Thanks.
I also like your comedic style on the Stern Show.
I think of you as a: 'COMEDIC ASSASSIN'.
Meaning that when you do the Stern show, you're willing to hide in the background, and not demand that the focus of attention be on you all the time.
You drop your comedy quips quickly, then move on to the next joke. We aren't subjected to the Jackiesque gaffowing that demands we pay attention to you all the time.
I think it's cool when Howard goes, "What??? What did you just say????" Then you have to repeat your joke, that Howard clearly heard, but yet he wants to give your quip maximum exposure to us, the audience.
Your, "Miserable Men Show," is as funny as a dead duck stuck up a queer's asshole. Take a bow Mr. L.
That said,
Pick me, Pick me!!!!!!!!!
Give a miserable prick like me a break, MA SOUL
BROTHA!!!!!!!!
I'm not gonna Bullshit ya by saying, "Oh, little Timmy's dying of cancer, and it's his dying wish that you pick a fat fuck like me, to be a winner." I just can't do that shit.
And if you don't select me, congradulations to the lucky winners that you do pick!
Peace to you, and yours....................... |
Bob, pick me because I read Grateful Dead's entire post! :hw: |
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| slitlobes |
| Hey Rev Bob Please Pick me, I'll bring weed!! |
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| MattyBags |
I am out of the March roast, cause I am at the Ronnie roast.
Thank - you Rev. Bob Levy, Mutt/SFN, and Howard Stern. Good luck to all future guests.
I can't fucken wait to see the studio, the office, ba ba booey, fred, artie, jim florentine, shuli....... HOWARD !!!!! robin!!!
I have been thinking about this for weeks now, i wake up every morning with a smile thinking of how Bob is going to Shred Ronnie apart. Millions of people are going to be listening and i am one of the lucky 20-30 who will be in the room when it happens!!!!! HOLY SHIT I MIGHT PISS ME WISKEY DRINKING PANTS!!!!!! GOD BLESS YOU BOB
This is a Super Fans wet dream, and a potsmokers fantasy, lol. See you in two days Bob. Thanks again SFN!!! :usa:
PS: If you aint feeling like I'm feeling, then you aint a super fan so please don't waste Bob's time. You gotta wanna be there more than anything. |
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| GirlFan |
Have fun Matty B----make sure to write a thread with a detailed description. Good for you!
WHat's the history of you getting to go? |
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| dogpound230 |
| Hey bob...u should pick me because I live in a piece of shit small town in ky. so i couldnt get the stern show..but always watched the e! shows and watched private parts well over 100 times...he is what gets me thru the day in this shit town.I cant even get howard tv..and to see the studio would be a dream come true....but unless someone sponsors this to like ....send me to the studio i cant come...due to the distance and income.... also....I had an ex girlfriend dump me and go tell all her friends i tried to kidnap her and hold her hostage..when in reality I asked her to not leave because she was shitty drunk and was goin to drive to her dads 100 miles....what a cunt...eh rev? |
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| AtomicBetty |
Quote: Originally posted by dogpound230
but unless someone sponsors this to like ....send me to the studio i cant come...due to the distance and income.... |
I hate to burst your bubble, but there's no sponsoring. If you were one of the chosen, it would only be an invitation to sit in the studio during the next roast. You would have to find your own way to get to the Sirius studio in NYC. :rolleyes: |
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| Beet4President |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
also i will pick 6 people from here for the next roast in march no date yet on it..i wanna here why you should be picked and why you are a such a fan of the stern show that i should pick you..write it in this thread and i will pick 6 people on march 1st for the next roast :cool: also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool: |
Hey Rev - am I on the list from last time?
aneway if not you sholud pik me cuz I iz the beest spellwr on SFN and i think yuor spellin is perfekt !!!!
PLEASE PICK ME |
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| Gangster Talk |
Pick me, cuz last time I paid for your show, I got so shitfaced, I couldn't remember a fucking joke you or Artie told. I bought Artie's DVD and some of those black holes became more clear. I'll also pay my way into the city and I'm low maintenance (taking shits by myself, now!).
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| ydpubs |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
also miserable men will return the week of feb 27th more details to come..we are working expanding the show now and we are putting alot of time into this and the roast show now :cool: |
Does that mean the show time will be extended? I hope so. It seemed like it was waaay to short. You were just getting warmed up, then you had to end the show. |
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| Porchmonkeys |
| WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK IN HARTFORD |
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| gjfromfla |
| Rev. Are you coming to South Florida to perform anytime soon? (I dont mean to retire...) |
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| jugulator33 |
| Any shows in the Boston area? |
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| Josh Canadian |
| Hey Levy theres a ton of best westerns in Canada you could play at |
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| GirlFan |
The Howard Stern show fucking rules because you can get so close------with SFN and all the programming, it's the only show I listen to or watch on tv that I feel I could make myself a part of. Please, please Bob make me a part of it.
When the payoff is this awesome, I have no shame in begging. :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: |
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| mooby |
| levi, I wanna be there for the next Ralph roast. You guys should do it yearly. There's a wealth of jokes there. :D |
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| Nursegrrl8 |
Quote: Originally posted by dogpound230
Hey bob...u should pick me because I live in a piece of shit small town in ky. so i couldnt get the stern show..but always watched the e! shows and watched private parts well over 100 times...he is what gets me thru the day in this shit town.I cant even get howard tv..and to see the studio would be a dream come true....but unless someone sponsors this to like ....send me to the studio i cant come...due to the distance and income.... also....I had an ex girlfriend dump me and go tell all her friends i tried to kidnap her and hold her hostage..when in reality I asked her to not leave because she was shitty drunk and was goin to drive to her dads 100 miles....what a cunt...eh rev? |
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
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| GirlFan |
| Bob, pick me and I promise to write 1,000 emails about how awesome you are on-air. :type: |
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| Nursegrrl8 |
Quote: Originally posted by GirlFan
Bob, pick me and I promise to write 1,000 emails about how awesome you are on-air. :type: |
you know you can just edit your original post right? |
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| Led Zeppelin |
| Good luck tomorrow Rev. Give 'em hell! And pick me to be in the audience for the next roast! |
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| GirlFan |
Quote: Originally posted by Nursegrrl8
you know you can just edit your original post right? |
i'm a wicked postwhore in this thread, sorry, but sitting in the studio is a dream for me (and you most likely) |
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| Led Zeppelin |
Quote: Originally posted by GirlFan
i'm a wicked postwhore in this thread, sorry, but sitting in the studio is a dream for me (and you most likely) |
If you're hot, you can carpool with me. :) |
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| Nursegrrl8 |
I would like to nominate my husband to go in as well. He is a big stern fan as well. He doesn't mind me listening when we wake up AND when we go to bed.
:hw:
Of course, if there is only one spot I'll throw him under the bus to get in! ;) |
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| Sarlis |
| i want to go up to the new studios to be on the roast ... i am nto even 18 yet.... |
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| WhatRUaRetaaard |
| I pick myself to be there for the next roast :D |
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| tnk |
Quote: Originally posted by Nursegrrl8
I would like to nominate my husband to go in as well. He is a big stern fan as well. He doesn't mind me listening when we wake up AND when we go to bed.
:hw:
Of course, if there is only one spot I'll throw him under the bus to get in! ;) |
I would like to nominate MY HUSBAND to stay home, so i can enjoy myself!!! hehe
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard
i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool: |
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| SteelRat |
| Hey Rev, is Miserable Men officially booked for next week yet? |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by SteelRat
Hey Rev, is Miserable Men officially booked for next week yet? |
we start march 7th tuesday at 7 till 9 we will do a full show then..plenty of good new stuff we are adding :cool: |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
otto23
led zepplin
tnk
nursegrrl
grateful dead
i heart ny
yakkis taint
lisa c
WhatRUaRetaaard
i picked these..email from sfn..ok :cool: i dont have the next date yet but it will be around march 22nd :cool: |
i need you full names ..screen names.. and phone numbers :cool: |
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| SteelRat |
Quote: Originally posted by Reverend Bob Levy
we start march 7th tuesday at 7 till 9 we will do a full show then..plenty of good new stuff we are adding :cool: |
Very nice! It was obvious you could use the extra hour to stretch out. Congrats, you've got two hits on the channel already. |
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| Reverend Bob Levy |
Quote: Originally posted by SteelRat
Very nice! It was obvious you could use the extra hour to stretch out. Congrats, you've got two hits on the channel already. |
thanks :) |
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| Sir JMark |
| Enjoyed your gig today, man. Looking forward to the next roast... they're getting better each time! |
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| IheartNY |
| THANK YOU for choosing me REV...I appreciate it SOOOOO much...Looking forward to meeting everybody!! ;) |
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| Nursegrrl8 |
ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Thank you!! |
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| SternFan100 |
Quote: Originally posted by IheartNY
THANK YOU for choosing me REV...I appreciate it SOOOOO much...Looking forward to meeting everybody!! ;) |
Cool so your gonna be at the next pre party!! |
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| IheartNY |
| Hell yes I'll be there SternFan100...I'll be ready to party!!!! I'm booking a flight for 3/21 and staying the whole week.... |
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