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You've heard it on the Stern Show but here's the full music video for Benjy Bronk & Elisa Jordana's single Online Sweetheart. I love Benjy & his song is stuck in my head.



Grab it on iTunes for 99 cents & stay in the vortex all the time. I've made mine my ringtone.

You can talk to Elisa & Benjy about their romance on Twitter @BRONK & @ElisaJordana

SiriusXM 2.0 is Here!!
well, it is for some people.



Update your SiriusXM iPhone / iPad app now to get the new 2.0 features. Most notably is the new 5 hour buffer that lets you timeshift. What that means is you can rewind as much as 5 hrs & start playing what aired earlier to catch something you missed & then skip thru the crap you don't like. That means if you wake up at 7a & miss the beginning of Howard, you can just back up & start the show where it started at 6a. So much more but go check it out now!!
This isn't like the stiletto where you would record the channel & then replay it when you want to hear it or like your TV DVR where you program what shows you want it to record. It's every channel all the time. Just flip to any channel & rewind to what happened up to 5 hrs ago & then skip thru the content as you see fit. Think of the possibilities!! Never again will you be annoy cause you flip on Howard & it's the same part of the show you already heard. Never again will you have to get back to work & miss the best part or have to sit in the car waiting to hear the rest of an interview. Yes, this would allow you to listen to Howard commercial free. there's never been anything in radio like this.

The regular online stream & the android app have not been updated to 2.0 yet & there's no word on when that will happen. The first 2.0 radio The Lynx comes out soon. Big thanks to Taylor @ www.TSS-Radio.com for giving me the heads up.

SFN Sponsor TSS-Radio.com is running their 3rd annual garage sale where they clear out overstock, old, open box, and refurbished items. Poke your head around & maybe you'll find a gem that you need. Keep in mind that Sirius is running a deal for $30 back rebate with free "Best of" & internet stream trials with new subs. That might be better than you get from that class action lawsuit. Taylor has all the rebate details.

When TSS Taylor was in town last month to do the Super Fan Roundtable, I told him I was in the market for a new speaker solution. I was thinking travel take w/ me in my bag but when he poked around the garage & found this bitch, I was like screw the travel speakers & send that sucker over!!! I know the internet stream & "Sirius apps" on your iPad are all the rage now but some times it's just nicer to have a big ass boombox with an actual Sirius satellite radio.


It's the Deluxe Power Box SIRIUS-ready jobsite radio by Bosch & he had an open box unit that he was kind enough to mail me. This isn't some cheapie radio that you need to be gentle with. It's a full fledged heavy duty jobsite radio that you can drop off the side of the truck & onto the pavement w/o fear of damaging it. It weighs a ton so I don't recommend it for little girls or long walks but if you work w/ your hands & can appreciate a good sturdy tool, you'll be all over it. It has a built-in Bosch tool battery charger (that doubles as portable power), a built-in quad GFCI receptacle, 360 degree audio so you can sit it in the middle of the room, a 6" sub, and multiple audio in ports including a Sirius radio dock. The dock area has a door to protect your Sirius radio, ipod, cell phone, etc.


My boy Stevo is a GC & happens to have the 1st gen version of this radio. I asked him for his opinions & they were ridiculously positive. He loves it, said it takes a beating, and sounds great. I was leery of the GFCI receptacles worrying that a drill or saw might fry the radio but he says he uses them all the time & the radio never gives him trouble. He also uses the battery charger for his screw gun. His was lacking the Sirius dock. According to Taylor, the one's w/ the docks are the 2nd gen more powerful radios. His sounded plenty freaking loud while doing drywall work in Scotty's basement.


You can feel one for yourself @ Home Depot or Lowes but if you want the high powered Sirius ready unit, you'll have to visit Taylor @ TSS-Radio. Click thru to TSS for details & videos.

DISCLAIMER: Yes, these pics could have been nicer but I misplaced my camera.

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YEAH! We got a new sponsor
Cheaterville.com

I was just saying in a different thread about how other then TSS Radio (whose always been awesome by the way), we've been light on sponsors. It's my fault, I don't follow up w/ people like I should but realizing something needed to be done I went thru the requests and forwarded some emails over to Heather (the ad chick) & Cheaterville was all like, sign me up!



So anyway, it's sorta the opposite of AshleyMadison.com. It's basically a website for you to go trash your cheating ex-girlfriend / boyfriend. ( they expect you to tell the truth ) The idea is people will anonymously post a photo & story about the cheaters in their lives. You don't have to be the one being cheated on either. You just post the facts. You know how Howard is always saying he knows a woman who cheats on her husband but he doesn't want to get involved, cheaterville would be a way to get it off his chest without anyone knowing it was him who spilled. Then people just starting to date someone can reference Cheaterville.com and see if their date is a lying whore or not. Who knows, maybe it could save you some heartache. (or get you in hot water)

My girl came home while I was checking out the site and she asked, how do you know the people didn't lie when they made that post, like some psycho ex-girlfriend or jilted obsessed loser and I immediately though of you all. Don't be offended. It's not cause I think you're psycho losers but with all the mult talk over the past couple days I imagined all kinds of fake listings SFNers would wind up making. I pictured fake Mutt posts about my ex, Howard posts about Beth, Sal about 143, etc. Pretty much every staffer or SFNer I could think of getting e-slandered in what could conceivably be worse than joke Amazon reviews for Oh My Dog. It could be bad. Try to behave. I doubt that was their intention when they made the site.

By the way, it's completely FREE. Let me know what you think of the site or link to any posts you make / find of your exes.

Here's a link to Howard doing a live read for Cheaterville.com. When he stumbles on the copy Gary has to come in & explain the site a little.

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When Howard first started doing commercials for Beezid.com the penny auction website where you can get a brand new car for something ridiculous like $700, all I could think was what the fuck is this scam? I mean, iPads for $27?? ...cough.. bullshit!!... I went to the site to look around and was confused. I asked about it here on SFN and members explained how you have to pay to place bids whether you win or not. (around 60¢ to 90¢ per bid) I imagined blowing a ton of dough bidding on auctions that never ended & walking away with nothing feeling bad for myself. The whole thing seemed weird so I passed without giving them a try.

... but they wouldn't go away. Howard was doing live reads. They sent Howard Ashton Kutcher's Nikon, sent Robin an iPad, and sent Benjy alarm clocks. They sponsored the Hottest Tranny contest, were a second sponsor in The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, and most recently signed a contract w/ Eric the Midget to get him to dress up in a bee costume at events as their spokesperson. Ya gotta admit, that shit was funny.

Eventually they approached me to do this writeup so it was finally time to try this too good to be true pseudo-gambling penny auction website. Who knows, maybe I'd get cool stuff for el-cheapo!! I combed all through the website reading the fine print, the help section, the FAQ, and the strategies trying to educate myself. I watched several auctions for HOURS. I even called and spoke to one of the Beezid guys directly. Then against my better judgment, I purchased bids and began to play.

Following is everything I've learned so far about this website. If you've heard the commercials and wondered what's the deal, this way too long writeup is for you.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:

• Auctions start out at $0.00 with 24hrs on the clock. (it's possible some auctions like a car get more time.)
• Every time someone places a bid, the selling price inches up. It normally only goes up a penny, thus penny auction but not always. Some go up by increments of 5¢, 10¢, or more. It's listed on the auction. (ex: Each bid increases the auction price by $0.01) You do not pick a price you are willing to pay like at ebay. you just click the button saying you are willing to pay 1 penny more than the last guy.
• When the auction gets down to the last 15 - 30 seconds, they call it "Action Time". Each time someone bids in "Action Time", the countdown clock is reset. That means if you bid w/ 1 second left, the clock resets back to 20 seconds or so giving other people a chance. The reset timer time is listed in the auction. (ex: 20 second Timer)
• You have to pay to bid. To do this you buy a bid pack in advance. I bought a 30 bid pack for $27 (90¢ each) but they had better deals.

HOW DID I DO?
I tried getting 2 different video games. Both times I was bidding against 5-10 people. Basically I spent an hour clicking off bids in hopes that the other guys would give up first. The sad news is, I didn't win either item and in bid money I'm down about $20. Still, it was a lot more fun than I expected. Sorta like going to the casino but without all the noise. I guess I could have bought power ball tickets or hit the strip club instead but I honestly feel I had a much better chance at getting lucky here. Call me crazy but I'm not done. After going through it, I'm convinced I could win stuff. The cheaper stuff with less competition at least. Each game went for $2-$4 so even with shipping & what was spent on bids, if I'd have won just one I'd have still spent less than half than the best deal I could find anywhere else. I'll play with it a little more.

STRATEGY:
Several people told me you need to work on a strategy which sounded really dumb but once I got into it I realized there's much more to consider than just money & button clicking. With certain people I was bidding against it was obvious that they weren't going to give up which made me feel like I was wasting my 90¢ bids. It was annoying & I'd consider moving onto the next auction. It had little to do with how much the item was selling for but more about how good my chances were at outlasting the other guy. Then it dawned on me, that's how you win. By annoying the other bidders into giving up. Bidding was a lot more fun after that as I tried to think what will get rid of these guys. Do I bid right when someone else bids or do I wait till the clock runs down? Do I risk running into the last seconds & possibly miss it? (by the way, that's how I lost both times) Do I pay any attention to that "Recently sold" number? Are certain times of the day easier than others? When I see someone using AutoBeezid, do I let other people deal with it 20 seconds at a time and go back to bidding when it's over or do I go AutoBeezid myself and get it over with now? I'd love to hear people who actual use the site's advice because those people were right, it's all about the strategy.

BEWARE:
You need to pay attention to what you are doing. I saw one asshole use AutoBeezid to place 481 bids on a $100 gift card. Even at 60¢ a bid that's $288 + the $11.45 that it sold for + shipping. What a jerkoff! Just like on ebay, you can pay too much. Bid smart, know what the item is worth, & know what you are willing to spend before you start.

TYPES OF AUCTIONS:

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I received a copy of Adam Schwartz's unpublished manuscript, "Finding Howard Stern: A Summer Intern's Story" and gave it a read this week. In a nutshell, Adam was an intern for the Howard Stern Tapes team and this book is a journal of his time working on the History of Howard Stern Act III and Fight Week Round 2. It's very much about Adam, his desire to be a radio personality, and the lengths he went to to break away from the tedious tape editing & transcribing he was doing on the 17th floor in order to get to the 36th floor, semi-stalk show members, and get noticed by Howard Stern.

NOTE: If you are like the truck drivers that call The Intern Show to tell them they are whiny bitches that don't know shit about the real world, you might want to skip this one & go back to looking at photos of BethO & Heather Clem's asses. I'm doing a home stripper pole write up soon. I promise you'll find that more enjoyable.


I've decided to do this writeup in the same manor that the book is written, a conversation I might have with a friend catching them up on my day. It's short paragraphs with interjected outbursts of side notes or back story but for the most part it's him talking about what he worked on that day, who he talked to, things he hoped to accomplish, etc.

I'm always hearing about these Heather ass pics that Bubba tweets or texts Howard but jeeze all mighty, look at that great ass! I present to you Bubba the Love Sponge's wife, Heather Clem.


I don't mean to be coveting my boys girl like this but hell, when she texted me yesterday about her new thong I was just like, <drunk stripper voice>THANK YOU</drunk stripper voice>. If you want more, there's a whole collection of pics of her on her model bio page.

Anyway, my girl's in the market for a new kini (not that girl, gotta new girl) so I said, "hun I've got the perfect one for you. Bubba's wife Heather just designed a Bubba Army pink camo thong & she's selling them for charity." She looked at me crossed eyed and says, "Bubba what? oooh, I love it!" I could agree more. This thing is awesome.

It's available in both thong and string bikini. I ordered both for her. We'll look great. Me w/ my BTLS sleeveless & her in her pink camo Bubba Army thong.


According to the website, all proceeds are being donated to animal related charities in the Tampa Bay area via the BTLS Foundation (BTLSFoundation.org). I almost feel like I can write this thong off.

IMPORTANT: If you enjoyed these pics, if you want to buy a thong, or if you just want to support Heather & Bubba, CLICK THIS LINK. Just fucking do it. Bust out the sheens if need be but CLICK & LOOK AT ALL THE HEATHER PICS.


UPDATE: Heather has been in the Bubba forum chatting about the pics & the bikinis
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?t=530772

I met w/ the author of The Sound Mac-Hine, a new iphone APP designed for Stern fans. It's basically a sound board w/ about 500 sound bites you've heard on the show but it has a lot of advanced features that separate it from the other sound boards out there. He wanted it to be the best and I can't think of anything he's missed. You can find it in the App Store.

He's a huge fan much like all of you. The kind of guy we'd have sit in on the Super Fan Roundtable. He even asked me to sign his copies of Private Parts & Miss America. (by the way, I don't have a Mutt signature figured out yet. I'm very rarely asked for it but I feel like a retard when someone does.) First thing he asks is, "What do you think Howard will think about this?" and I told him flat out, "I think he'll shut you down." I mean come on, it's clips of the show. We've all heard him rant about his stuff on you-toob. Still, Howard did enjoy playing the Howard Stern Trivia iPhone APP that Jillian Grace told him about and I don't remember him saying anything about feeling ripped off. Maybe his new love for the iPad & playing around on the youtube APP over vacations has given him a different outlook on the subject.

So, I have to say it's a fun little toy. I have no clue why you'd need such a thing but if you do, this one's not the regular piece of shit you might find. It's way more than just click this button to hear this sound and there are a tons of those. Hell, there must be over a dozen fart apps out there alone. If that's all you need, this one's got about 30 farts. Plus it lets you record your own audio so you can add your own masterpieces to the collection. Like all fart apps, it has a delay timer so you can surprise someone. Don't get me wrong. This thing isn't just farts. It's sound effects, classic movie & TV clips used by Fred like Butthead & Butthead, the Jerky Boys, the Stooges, Animal House, etc, and short snippets of the actual show from all your favorite wackpackers & Sten Show cast & regulars.


With most sound boards you find a couple dozen long clips and a bunch of buttons. With this it's hundreds of tiny clips separated into categories. Each clip displays a little player which lets you stop playing at any time. The categories use iphone's push up technology which means as you scroll through, the category heading sticks to the top pushing the previous one off the page. It's pretty easy to scroll though and find stuff but with hundreds of clips, it can take awhile. It's got a favorites button for that. Making a clip a fav sticks it to a separate page which makes finding it later a lot easier.

There are a lot of features jammed into this thing. The author wanted to make sure it was the best sound board app out there. Each category heading includes a link to that person's Wikipedia Bio which was pretty neat. I asked him why such short clips? Why not bigger stuff? He explained there are a couple reasons. 1st & most importantly, he didn't want to piss off the man. It's to honor the show & it's for fun. It's the kind of thing you might use to make a prank call or just to waste time with. Secondly, he hope by keeping them short he'd fall under "fair use sampling" and be less likely to take a bunch of heat from fans thinking he's using Howard. Besides, any app over 10MB requires the user to be connected to WiFi making it less user friendly.

This isn't very hi-tech but I shot a short video of the app in action. I used my Palm Pre to shoot it & it's not the best this close up. no it's not the greatest video but it's enough to get the idea. I'd love to get my hands on an ipad and give it a better walk thru but I'm still using an old school video ipod.

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After watching this blurry video, it's clear that I say "like" too much. At least it wasn't "fuck".

You can find it on itunes or through the developer's website. He even has a stripped down blackberry version on there. http://www.soundmac-hine.com

OTHER PHONE STUFF FOR STERN FANS
- Sound Mac-Hine Blackberry App
- Sirius XM Premium Online iPod App
- Beetlejuice 3D Talking Bobblehead iPod App
- Medicated Pete 3D Talking Bobblehead iPod App
- iRileyMartin Sound Board iPod App
- The Jackie Button iPod App
- Yucko's Insult-o-matic iPod App
- Sirius Online Player for Windows Mobile

If you know of more Stern Fan apps, let me know

UPDATE 07-07-10: The author contacted me with great news. "Apple and Blackberry apps are now updated. We have improved the sound quality on most clips. Everyone should update the app!"