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Jun
22
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by Mutt at 12:09 PM
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When the fine people at Fleshlight.com asked me to play with their toy and tell you all about it my immediate reaction was, you're kidding me right? I mean it's one thing to try out a new Sirius radio and then tell you all how nice it was but to fuck a sex toy and then to come here and let you know how intense my orgasm was is just a little too much... But then I thought WWHSD and remembered Howard's review of the Real Doll. I figured why not, I was gonna jerkoff anyway. ;)

If you've never heard of it, The Fleshlight is a rubber pussy jerkoff toy. They have a mouth & a butt too but it's all basically something for you to stick your dick in. They've got a bunch of choices for color, orifice, and inside texture. I've got one sitting right here called the Stamina Training Unit and it doesn't feel like a rubber dildo or any other sex toy I've handled. It's soft & smooth. It actually feels quite nice. They call it "Real Feel Super Skin" and say it's a patented material that only they can use which should stay in this condition without getting all munged up. That sounded pretty unbelievable so I checked & in order for it to stay pretty like this you need to use a water based lube & never use silicone or oil based. That means Astroglide good, baby oil bad. Sorry you can't go hog wild with the bottle of Crisco but the water based stuff is plenty nice.




NSFW LINK - here it is opened up (no, my dick's not in it)

They have it incognito in this plastic flashlight looking case. I was able to walk around the house with it without concerns that one of the kids might see it. (as you can see I'm photographing it on the kitchen table) You unscrew the cap and the girlie part is inside. You can pull out the insert for cleaning or to warm it up in hot water. Scott Ferrall is checking these things out too and he pointed out the screw off end that lets you adjust the suction. For the interest of this review, I tried it both ways and IMHO, leave it screwed on tight for full suction effect. Then again, to each his own. I also gave the warming it up in hot water trick a trial. Maybe if I was bored with it and needed something new but it wasn't necessary. They said you can also use the insert without the flashlight part so I tired it out and it's better in the flashlight. I'm not sure why, it just was. It honestly made a difference and is possibly why people feel this is better than other pocket pussies.


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Now the question you have to be asking, did it feel real? I clearly looks real but how did it feel? Well, actually penetrating it felt very real so you had the sensation of first putting it in which was very cool. I admit it, I took it out and slipped it back in a couple times. Once inside, it's ribbed for his pleasure and it has that suction effect that made it feel somewhere between sex and head. I didn't feel like I was with a woman BUT more importantly it didn't feel like my hand and it felt great. You've got no complaints from me. Warming it and twisting open the end to elevate the suction made it feel more "real" but I liked the suction. I was more concerned on whether or not it felt good and it did. Case closed.

If you go to the Fleshlight website they've got lots of videos for you to checkout. Dude's with big cocks actually using it. Sexy chicks fingering it. Nude women using it on their man. There's enough nudity on their site for both men & women that you might need to crack out that water based lube. They have a new Fleshlight Girls Line that are molded after porn stars privates. And carry a full line of vibrators for your girl. There's even a gay dude ass fleshlight. Check em out.

UPDATE: Shuli says shalom cre-otch
Mar
13
by Mutt at 10:06 AM
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since they were talkign abotu this clip today, here it is



Artie said this is when he was skinny.
Jan
11
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by Mutt at 11:37 AM
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VooDoo Tiki Tequilla has been sponsoring the Super Fan Roundtable & SFN for about a month now. I figured I might as well tell you all about them. they sent me a couple cases and I've had a chance to try them out.

the flavors are listed here
http://www.voodootiki.com/tequilas/

the prickly pear infused bottle made for a great margarita. I got myself this blender for Christmas. it's pretty kick ass. I made the margarita using regular margarita mix and this tequila. not only did it make a flavored margarita, it was better than any strawberry margarita mix I've used. I guess it was more like using fruit juice but I've never really made a margarita with juice before.

the blue kiwi infused bottle was very sweet and was good in 7-up or ginger ale. I drinks I made were just ice, soda, & tequila. it came off like a specialty mixed drink you'd get at the bar. it was even a cool color. if i have put some sugar around the rim and served it in a pretty glass, you'd have thought I made something real special.

the silver was what you'd expect tequila to be. we basically just did shots with it. it would have been prefect for a floater on the margaritas.

I didn't try the others yet.

They have a nice 100-page margarita recipe pdf book that you can download and print out. if you like tequilla, you might want to check it out.
http://www.voodootiki.com/sun-images/100margaritas/100margaritas.pdf

if you are getting one becasue the bottle is cool and would look nice behind your bar don't get the flavored ones. they come in a printed bottle and do NOT have the tiki inside. it's the 3 premium tequilla, Silver, Reposado, & Anejo that have the cool etched bottle with the hand blown tiki inside.



you can get it online from www.DrinkUpNY.com
can someone tell me how an online liquor store works. i'm checking them out and you can pay with either paypal or a credit card but I don't see any way that they check your age. ?!?!! how is this even possible? it appears to me that anyone with a paypal account can get booze shipped to their house regardless of their age. I must be missing something. next time kimmy wants a special bootle of wine that we can't find locally, i'm going to try them out.

Here's a cute little promo from them. The 6 Million Dollar Tequila.
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Dec
10
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by Mutt at 2:57 PM
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BARE KNUCKLE FIGHTS
FREE FOR SFNERS


KC just called me to let me know that tomorrow night (Tues Dec 11th) at 7PM RioHeros.com is broadcasting another Championship bare knuckle fight. He'll be doing the color commentary for these tournament style fights.

I check out their site RioHeros.com after talking to him to find out how this tournament works. I'm not sure how it's legal becasue it really sounds like an underground fight. There will be 8 men fighting. The winners from the first 4 fights will then fight. Then winners from those 2 fights will go at it. That's a total of 7 fights and that last fight should be something to see. A quick look through their photo gallery is enough to convince any fight fans to tune in.

As KC said before on Howard, these Brazilian guys beat the shit out of one another. There are no gloves or time limits. it's not fake wrestling. Just ass kicking. One of these guys has to win three bare knuckle fights all in one night!

KC said the owners of the company want to get to word out about these fights so they are going to give the SFNers access for FREE!!! Just click thru to RioHeros.com using this link and enter your email address. You'll be sent login info for the fights immediatly. You don't need to enter anything else.

The last time Howard talked to KC about the fights, the Stern fans crashed their system and put the event on hold for over an hour. KC the computer expert says it's all upgraded and ready to go this time. KC & Leticia Cline are hosting the night so check it out.


RioHeros 13 Lightweight Championship
Tuesday December 11th 7PM eastern
RioHeros.com

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Nov
20
by Mutt at 11:40 PM
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I talked to Levy earlier tonight and he told me he's doing a firehouse for Thanksgiving Eve. He was all excited to be helping raise money for the fireman and when I heard Beetlejuice was going to be there, I figured I'd better look into it.

If you are from the area, go see the boys and help rasie some dough for the firehall. You can't beat the firehall venues. It's usually a great crowd of drunken fireman with some sort of all you can drink deal. How can it get better than that? Makes for a real fun night.

Here's the info from his site.

Gilbertsville Fire Company
-(Close to Pottstown, Reading, Allentown)
-Hall-Montgomery County, Gilbertsville, PA
-For tickets call: (610) 489-5666 or Click Here to Email
-w/ Beetlejuice, Geno Bisconte, Ed McGonigal, Chris McDevitt, Blake from Sales & Live Band: WYSP

they did a show there last year and everyone said it was a blast
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=164656

Map to the hall
http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?addr=Gilberstville Fire House&csz=Gilbertsville, PA
Oct
09
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by Mutt at 6:42 PM
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As you know, we've been planning a SFN Halloween Party and I'm happy to say that I finally have everything locked in and ready to be announced. We're having a costume party Friday October 26th at 49 Grove in the West Village. It's a swank lounge with great tunes, lots of ladies, and sure to be a blast. The night will start out with performances from Sour Shoes, Red Peters, Ape Fight, & the Bleeding Deacons. Will finish it up with a late night DJ mixing stuff you could drunken dance to.

STERN FAN NETWORK & PINK VODKA PRESENT
MUTT'S FALL BALL
FRIDAY OCTOBER 26th @ 49 GROVE NYC



CHARITY PARTY: It's completely open to the public so tell your friends and tell em to wear a costume. It is Halloween after all. Come have drinks with the wackpack and do some good. We'll be collecting $20 at the door for Alex's Lemonade Stand. It's a children's cancer research fund based out of Philly and a registered 501c3 public charity. If you'd like to make a donation, checks can be made out directly to "Alex's Lemonade Stand Foundation" and collected at the party or you can donate online. Tax info can be found here.

ENTERTAINMENT: Sour Shoes will be welcoming the guests when the party starts at 8 PM, Ape Fight will play a set to get things going, Red Peters will stroll the lounge & entertain us with on of his classics, The Bleeding Deacons will play an acoustic set, and Tabitha Stevens will handle the charity raffle. At 11 PM, the DJ will start & play thru the rest of the night and the bar doesn't close until 4 AM. We caught the DJ the other night and love his mixture of dance, rap, rock, & 80's music. Our VIPs will be taken care of with Pink Vodka bottle service all evening. We're also setting up a Pink Vodka Lemonade drink special with proceeds going to the charity.

APPEARANCES: This is a prime chance to hang with show regulars. We've received confirmations from the following VIPs. Scott Ferrall, Sour Shoes, Reverend Bob Levy, Shuli, Yucko The Clown, Billy Mira, The Bleeding Deacons, Don Jameson, Beetlejuice, High Pitch Eric, Zolar, Mariann from Brooklyn, Jeff the Drunk, Irish John, Double A, Angry Black, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, King of all Blacks, Fred the Elephant Boy, Debbie the Queefer, Eve the Queefer, Hook Nosed Mike, Joey Pajamas, GoodyDickman, & Steve Smithe.

PRIZES: There will be prizes for best costume, a door prize, and various giveaways. Tom Taylor @ TSS Radio have donated a Stiletto 2 & a Sportster 5. These Sirius radios aren't even out yet. VIPs will be signing a guitar donated by Beertruck @ Go Go Guitars at the red caret entrance to the party. We'll be raffling them off at the end of the night. Other sponsors who'd like to get involved and help our charity should shoot me an email to sternfannetwork at gmail dot com. Whether you'd be interested in donating a prize, making a contribution, or matching what we raise, your help would be greatly appreciated.

PRESS: This is a red carpet event which will be covered by Howard TV & The Howard 100 News.

49 GROVE - 49 Grove Street New York, NY 10014 ( MAP ) ( CITYSEARCH )
This is a 21 and over event. Proper ID required.
Here is info about area hotels.


NOTE: I can't stress enough that you should get there before 11 PM. After 11 PM, the place gets busy the and doorman will get picky. We'll be there all night but I can't guarantee that you'll be able to get in after 11 PM. Before 11 PM, it's no worries. we own the place.

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As you might know, we've changed things from...
Aug
07
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by Mutt at 5:59 PM
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By now you guys have heard about Savanna Samson and Reverend Bob Levy's porno "Stood Up". It's is the embellished life story of Levy with Savanna as his evil agent. Levy doens't actually get naked and you'll all be disappointed to hear that the doesn't do the windmill but savanna is one hot bitch.



Savanna & Bob are having a Vivid release party Thursday, Aug. 9 at Ultra (37 W.26th Street) in NYC. We'll be heading over right after the Super Fan Roundtable. I hear rumors that some of the other porn girls will be there but no confirmation yet.

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Stern VIPs will be comped at the door and are invited to a private open bar party starting at 8PM. (you need to let me know you are coming so I can put you on the list) The private party runs until 10PM when the general public is allowed in. Cover is $20 at the door but if you tell em your an SFNers, you'll save $5. That $15 not only gets you in the door but you'll get a copy of the DVD. Savanna & Levy will be signing them and will be available for photographs.

UPDATE: Ranger has hooked us up with a collection of free passes to the private party. if you want to come and you are certain you can make it, let me know. I'll put you on the list.

Be sure to email SFN's RangerBobo at Bob@jonesbeachevents.com and give him a heads up that you are coming. Tell us in this thread too. Depending on how many people say they are coming, he'll reserve us an area.

Reverend Bob already gave away a half dozen passes to the VIP party so unless you really are a VIP, please don't ask. They are all gone.

I went down to the last Vivid party and it was a fun time. Bunch of photographers & porno chicks running around. If that's not enough action for ya,

VIP List
Levy
Savanna
Shuli
Jason Kaplan
Will Murray
Jim McClure
Miss Black Howard Stern
High Pitch Eric
Angry Black
Irish John
Chris McDevitt
Akira
Geno Bisconte

SFN List
Mutt
The Domina
CRintheCar
ilovesavanna
miller346
maloof


Here's the trailer
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Not Safe For Work Screenshots : #1 : #2 : #3 : #4 : #5 : #6 : Back Cover

Fleshbot's Full Review
Jun
25
by Mutt at 12:35 PM
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JULY 4TH KILLERS OF COMEDY SHOW
HOUSE OF BLUES ATLANTIC CITY

I'm sure you all already know about this one but The Killers of Comedy have a huge show at the House of Blues @ the Showboat in Atlantic City NJ. It's the regular crew of Reverend Bob Levy, Sal the Stockbroker, Richard Christy, & Shuli with Jim Florentine, Beetlejuice, & Yucko the Clown. if you've somehow not seen these boys, this is a fantastic lineup. in an awesome venue. I've been there for many shows and it's always been cool. Venue info


BUY TICKETS ONLINE
at TICKETMASTER
thru HOB Ticketing
or by calling 609-236-BLUE
The place is huge with several bars. the 1st floor is wide open general admission. you should be able to push your way right up front. I think these tickets are $25. there is also a wraparound balcony with reserved seats. These are $40.

I just tried to buy some to make sure they are still available and there was some ticketmaster issue which wouldn't let it go thru. I'm sure they'll be available later today. you can however buy tickets over the phone by dialing 609-236-BLUE and pressing "1" or thru HOB ticketing.


We'll be hitting this one for sure. who else is going? We should all get together for a pre or post party. If I get enough people together, Bob says, he and the boys will join us. Shoot me your party ideas. I'm gonna make some calls. if we all get general admission tickets we could just pick an area where we'll all congregate. the bar to the left of the stage and the area between the bar and the stage is a pretty good spot.

I HAVE 5 PAIRS OF TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY!!!
If you are going to be in the area for the 4th, want to go, and haven't gotten free tickets before, tell me why you should be the one to get them.


CONFIRMED
Mutt & Kimmy
Yuckos Girl
maloof
MichelleFerrall
otherone4life

STILL ON THE FENCE
Joey Boots
High Pitch Eric

WANTS FREE TICKETS
May
03
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Just noticed these on www.HowardStern.com and though they were really cool



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Feb
09
by Mutt at 11:26 AM
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The Music of Howard Stern
25 Years of Great Performances

Friday, February 16th to Sunday, February 18th
Starting at 3pm on Howard 101


Jon Hein hosts a weekend of memorable musical performances
on The Howard Stern Show including candid commentary from:
  • Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters
  • Jon Bon Jovi of Bon Jovi
  • Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
  • Adam Duritz of Counting Crows
  • Tom Jones
  • Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull
  • Jakob Dylan of The Wallflowers
  • Brain Johnson of AC/DC
  • Aaron Lewis of Stain'd
  • Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray
  • Johnny Rzeznick of the Goo Goo Dolls
  • Perry Ferrall of Porno for Pyros
  • Dewey Bunnell and Gerry Buckley of America
  • Cyndi Lauper
  • Joe Elliot and Phil Collen of Def Leppard
  • Leslie West of Mountain
  • John Popper of Blues Traveler
  • Pat Monahan of Train
  • Benjy and Joel Madden of Good Charlotte
  • Doug Robb of Hoobastank
Plus reflections from:
  • Howard
  • Robin
  • Fred
  • Gary
  • Artie
  • Scott the Engineer
  • Richard
  • Sal
  • Benjy
  • Will
  • Jason
  • Tim Sabean
  • Ross Zapin
and...
  • Jackie Martling
Including performances that took place at:
  • Birthday Shows – Lenny Kravitz, David Bowie, Bon Jovi, Tom Jones, Beck, Leslie West, The Wallflowers, Young MC
  • International Shows - Bee Gees, Sting, Bryan Adams, Jack Bruce, Roger Daltrey
  • Road Shows (LA, various funerals) – The Black Crowes, America, David Lee Roth, Graham Nash, Michael Bolton, The Cowsills
  • In Studio (K Rock & Sirius) – Dave Grohl, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, Sheryl Crow, Counting Crows, Stone Temple Pilots, Fab Faux, The Losers
  • Legends In Studio – James Taylor, Joe Walsh, Elton John, Stevie Wonder, AC/DC, Jethro Tull, Alice Cooper, Willie Nelson, John Cougar Mellencamp, Carly Simon
...and many more. Over 200 songs will be played during this 18 hour long special. the Special will replay throughout the weekend. Here's the weekend schedule.
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