A sad day for ETM

It's OK Eric. It happens to all of us. I just learned that the girl I like is going out with some guy from work, after being single for like a year. Of course, he's good looking and I'm a troll, so its natural things would turn out this way.

I hope Howard 100 News gets a reaction from ETM on this. Poor guy must be crushed.....

The "News" is too busy interviewing every Mexican on the planet about the pronunciation of guacamole to do anything the listeners would be remotely interested in.

Every day is a sad day for Eric.

She'll be back on the market in no time, Eric. There'll be masseuses coming out of the woodwork w stories about this guy.

That was weird...

Who the heck is Ace Young? I don't remember him, but I don't watch the show all that much anymore. I like AGT!

Did you ask this girl out?? Maybe after a year she got tired of waiting for you, ya never know!

Buddy has to get rid of the long hair lol

I'm gonna go with "Red".

We went out a few times, alone yes, but "just as friends". Listen dude, I have no hope. I'm fucking hideous, have always been, and I'm gonna die alone. I have always thought this about myself and no one is going to convince me otherwise.

Some of the wackos here must have that pic of mine they post when they want to shit on me. Let them post it again and please try not to have a heart attack as you look into the face of horror. Better yet, ask Mutt. I met him in person. Ask him how fugly I am.

ETM lost out to a dude with chick hair, maybe he should see if Howard's hair system person could help him out, when Howard retires one of his "systems" Eric could recycle it.

You asked for it, I got it from the other site. What's the deal with this guy "Phil A Sheo" over there, it looks like every one of his posts is this picture:

C'mon man, you're being too hard on yourself. Just keep at it and don't give up. Sure, the rejection part of it is bad, and a LOT of women out there are shallow (focus on a douchebag's looks, get played, do it again with another good looking douchebag), but you'll never meet anyone with that attitude. Women pick up on that "woe is me" vibe, and it is NOT attractive to them. Just keep swinging, champ! You'll connect, eventually!

Did that dude really plug the fucking jewelry store that probably gave him that ring for free during his proposal on the fucking American Idol?
Oh my God the douchebaggery is overwhelming.

The American Idol theme starting to play right after she said yes was the icing on the cake.

I predict about 8 months and they're done.

Jesus Christ, that was the most contrived fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Giving Rae Stern a sponge bath would be less uncomfortable than watching that again. The ridiculous pregnant pauses were a perfect compliment to the gratuitous jewelry store plug right smack dab in the middle of the proposal. Gace has got to be the biggest douche on the planet.

Oh please, just look at that pic above you. Yes, as we get older the physical aspect is not as important as when we were 18, but there has to be something there.

My favorite comparison was when someone said I looked like Jon Hein with Down's Syndrome. I'm like John The Stutterer when it comes to self esteem.

To drown out my sorrow I think for my birthday (next month) I will get some whores and do a threesome. Should be fun.

Vomit.... People that get propose on TV are douche bags...

they did it to get their names out their again, the both have terrible careers

She does have a nice rack though....

He plugged the jewelry store and then proposed on a show that made them both famous?

Ryan Seacrest, you are the godfather.

Some "Expert" you are.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/xen/...-i-just-heard-a-midget-scream-in-pain.662719/

Nice dumper on that whore.