Abby & Brittany

Abby & Brittany, the conjoined twins- 10pm (eastern standard time) on TLC.
Is anyone watching the premier of their new reality show?

I'd rather not confuse my penis.

If my psychiatrist says its ok, yes

iu already poasted about this right here stop fucking dupe poasting me yo0u son of a bitch

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Can't bring myself to watch it. Creeps me out.

I DVRd it!

nigga let me tell you something....... in 800 lives ....... i tell you what...... i aint never seen me some shit like this .............

i watched the first episode....... i mean wow...........

who am ever seen this kinda thing in their lives........................................................................

No way. I feel for them, but I can't handle watching that kind of stuff. Much too depressing IMO.

Once you get over the initial shock they are awe inspiring. Howard's got to get them on the show.

All I want to know is if you bang them, will they have an orgasm at the same time? (I'm assuming they only have one taco).

absolutely!

Banging them would be freaky, what kind of dirty talk would they give? "C'mon, fuck us?"

I'd date both of them. They seem pretty smart and they're cute.

You can teabag one while the other fellates your stiff penis.

I don't care what anybody says. That's a two headed lady.

I'm with you on that.

Can you imagine that was your (or your kids) elementary school teacher?

They should get jobs as telemarketers (or tech support). That way they can get two salaries instead of one.

Midgets, families with 20 kids, pageant show toddlers, and now Siamese twins? Is TLC not the most vile, exploitative channel in existence?

i can't understand why "they" would go into teaching....... i mean holy shit....... kids are about the least tolerant to any abnormality..... you think they can be open minded enough to have a fucking two headed monster as a teacher........ i dont think so

what you gotta really appreciate is the fact that each one only controls 1 arm and 1 leg...... imagine walking around when you only control 1 LEG!!!.......... the amount of coordination between them is impressive.......... i dont understand how they do it

I thought they were terrific! My God..imagine being like that and having such a great attitude ...I love these "girls" ...and after a few minutes I got used to the two headed thing and started just liking them...the program isn't particularly compelling...I mean the whole point is to see a two headed girl..but these girls have two personalities...they are adorable....it must be God awful for them to have to deal with all the speculation and comments about what their sex life must be like....and I wonder if this will mean there is a short life span...I loved their family and friends....and I just wish them all the best to have a happy life!

That's exactly what happened to me!! I was all set to be all creeped out or make fun of them or soemthing, but it was really a cool show and they're great kids! It's still weird, but not as weird as I thought.

The above poster is right, they should do telemarketing or something where they can get two checks. Teaching?? I think I'd be a little freaked out sending my kid to a school with that as a teacher.

What I want to know is; who gets custody of the clitty?

i believe brittany controls all the lower extremities...... so i would suspect only brittany would experience the orgasm

this is something i definitely thought about....... cause what if one wanted to masturbate.....

then i was thinking like what if one of them just wanted to give up on life..... and was like i'm done just carry me around for the next few months im not doing shit.......

i dunno this show brings up a lot of questions like that which is why it cool

First DaXX says "each one only controls 1 arm and 1 leg" then a few posts later he says "i believe brittany controls all the lower extremities...."

So which is it? I know each controls one arm and one leg, but why the confusion on your part? Don't you read what you say?

son of a bitch how DARE yo point out my contradicitonaos

anyways yes that true i meant brit controls the biological funcitons ...... cause they only have one shitter/pisser......... but they got two legs so each controls one

just read between the lines and you can understand these things you gotta start thinking for yourself i cant do it for you