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AGT Austin

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by bigbearballs, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. mrsluda85 Full Member

    I said it's the same to me because I don't know Howard or his grandma. Neither one moves me. I would not fist bump Howard. It's like walking up to a total stranger and fist bumping them. Why would I do that?
  2. AppIeclipse

    AppIeclipse Closed by User

    Because its Howard Fucking Stern and youre a fan of the legend. Thats why. Of course you wouldnt fist his grandma. Shes not Howard Fucking Stern.
  3. Morrisb Full Member

    Exactly. Austin is 2 hours away. Old Stern, maybe. AGT Howard, I don't give a shit. :cool:
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  4. mrsluda85 Full Member

    So you are not the same way I am when it comes to "celebrities". To me, there is no such thing. They're people, just people. Nothing special.
  5. Morrisb Full Member

    I saw stuff on another site where people were running up for Ralph. :jj:
  6. AppIeclipse

    AppIeclipse Closed by User

    Do you like the show? Do you like Howard?
  7. disbanded Full Member

    I was at the noon taping on Saturday. We got there a little late and could only get on the 1st balcony, but our section was rowdy and really funny. We even got in trouble for yelling too much. They said we were disturbing the taping and it was going to sound bad on tv. Every 2 seconds it was 'Sauce on Side', 'Ronnie, stand up', 'Duuuuuude', 'Mambo', 'Stop the clock', 'Dry outmeal', Bababooey, 'F Jackie', 'Ack Ack', -
    I yelled 'Musculature' and spelled TOPLESS. It was so freaking funny.

    There were tons of fans and it was a really great time, a lot better than I expected. I couldn't care less about AGT, in fact I hate it, but sitting thru the whole bullshit show was worth it to see Howard and to hang out with some Stern fans - cuz I don't really know any around these parts. And it was really cool to see Ronnie and Ralph and Baba. Saw Baba walking down the street, but didn't get to stop because I was driving in traffic.

    We did get to AGT just in time to see Howard walk the red carpet. It was cool because he was taller than everybody else, so we got a good look at his enourmous head.

    There were some guys sitting behind us that were absolutely hilarious. Then we went downtown and enjoyed some South by Southwest. We finally left downtown about 3am and literally the enitre downtown was so, so, so, so loud. I mean incredibly loud. Deafening. Every bar is another band, there are bands on the streets, there are bands in corners of bars that don't even have stages, there are bands in the bathrooms, there are stages built on the streets and there are thousands upon thousands of freaky people. I wondered how Howard was able to sleep. Doesn't sound like he was. He probably won't have much good stuff to say about the festival. It would suck if you weren't a part of it. But great if you were.

    Here is a terrible phone pic from 6th street at about 2:30am. This is how thick the crowd is on the streets of downtown Austin on Saturday night.

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  8. AppIeclipse

    AppIeclipse Closed by User

    Lets come up with some new sayings. If youre going to future tapings, try yelling some new stuff. Baba Booey is obvious.


    "We're all Superstars!"

    "Lisa Glasburg Takes Shits At Work"

    "Benjys wigs!" and while youre at it "Benjy is a fag" is optional.

    i'd be like "Fuck Tim Sabean!" You can say F Jackie but why beat a dead horse.
  9. AppIeclipse

    AppIeclipse Closed by User

    haha now thts funny. both of those are original and funny.
  10. big&thick Full Member

    I suggest singing the ashley madison commerical songs, like belting out "finding a lover for his sanittyyy" " this is a service that will soother your troubled soullll." Or maybe spout out cougar life stats... "cougars are 9times more likely to bang you than a college girl." I mean these are probably the most repeated HSS memes playing on howard 100, and they sure as hell dont take off 2 (and now 3) days a work week.
  11. disbanded Full Member


    Where were you sitting?
  12. burr Full Member

    Howard immediately dunked his hand in a gallon of Purell to rid himself of your disease, germs, and stink.
    Congratulations
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  13. bigbearballs Full Member

    I really wanted to yell Ralphs a fag, but it is austin and all.
  14. Hardin Thicke

    Hardin Thicke SFN Gold Supporter

    I hope HTV has video of all the craziness at these tapings.
    If they don't, Doug Badstein deserves to be fired.
  15. AppIeclipse

    AppIeclipse Closed by User

    Might have contract issues with NBC and HTV. Fuckin HTV cant even play JD's song when that homo walks in.
  16. Hardin Thicke

    Hardin Thicke SFN Gold Supporter

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  17. CowboyX

    CowboyX Closed by User

    I listened to whatever I wanted to off of Siruius/XM bootlegged on the internet while completing 3 contracts.
  18. AppIeclipse

    AppIeclipse Closed by User

    Interesting. It is too bad that I canceled HTV in November.:cautious: David Arquette annoyed me one too many times. I lost it and axed HTV.
  19. mrsluda85 Full Member

    I listen everyday. I laugh occasionally. Howard's job is to entertain, my mailman's job is to deliver mail. To me, there is no difference. They're both just doing their job. To me, fist bumping one is the same as fist bumping the other. That's why I said that about the grandma. He could say he fist bumped Howard or his grandma and get the same reaction from me. Who cares?
  20. Artie' Pancreas Full Member

    It is if you're on SSI or SDI
  21. Doobs Lit Full Member

    I was on the lower balcony about halfway up. Left center as you look at the stage. There were stern fans all over the place.
  22. Arrogant Lawyer Full Member

    do you post on your mailman's sueprfan message board, because if Howard means no more or less than he does, I wonder why you are here
  23. mrsluda85 Full Member

    I posted before that I listen to the show. I just don't think fist bumping him or even talking to him is that big of a deal. He is just a person with a job in entertainment. Why do I have to justify how I feel to anyone. It may be a big deal to a lot of people, but to me it means nothing. Wow, I fist bumped a stranger who I probably will never see again in my life. Big deal.
  24. buckefilbert Full Member

    Funny at the LA taping they had a "Purell Boy" that squirted all three judges hands when they first came in and sat down. Or was that just my imagination. Could have sworn I saw that.
  25. AppIeclipse

    AppIeclipse Closed by User

    You didnt answer my question and I sense a lot of resentment from you.

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