Another Animalgod claim debunked

Come on man, he made a fat joke about a 400+ lb guy. You don't see how that's clever?

The only time Mutt has responded to you in a thread, he told you to shut your fucking mouth.

Show us one bit of proof of Mutt stating you matter to him in the slightest and he cares whether or not you post here.

You and Mlaw are both the innocent victims of vast right wing conspiracies involving myriad posters and the mods

lol

How do my balls taste bro? I want to congratulate you on sucking my balls longer and harder than any poster in SFN history. That's a major accomplishment for a Canadian.

why don't you just answer his question instead of deflecting with the 'how do my balls taste' reply.

And a slur against Canadians...

He's fascinated to know if anyone else experiences the same ball taste that he has through his life of being teabagged.

Dan, follow the rules, respect the mods and you will be juuuuussstt fine.

LOL bro! Bro! Balls! My nutsack! My balls, bro! Haters and my nuts, bro. Yo, bro! BRO!

Except he would say it "Haterth and my nuth!"

Mothst honesth pothter on the etheffen

"Hello, All-You-Can-Eat buffet? Thith ith the wepwethentative of a huge party thatth coming in tonight. Make thure you cook for fifty people, becauth we will be thtarving! Thankth!"

I always do bro.

Did Dan really admit to calling a buffet and telling them a party of 50 would be in or is that a joke? Anyone else I'd know it's a joke but I wouldn't put it past him. If true, VERY shitty to do, no successful small business owner would do that to another.

It was not a small business. I was old country buffet. It was Thanksgiving and a previous year they had ran out of food very early when we went there was no more turkey or rolls so when we went the next time I called ahead and said we had a large group that maybe coming and that I was checking on the availability. When we got there that time there was plenty of hot fresh food.

You went to Old Country Buffet for Thanksgiving??

Wow. Just...wow.

Do yourself a favor, bro. Bro, just recant this (look it up). Bro, this isn't even the kind of thing you'd want to brag about in jest, bro. This isn't something to brag about, bro, but bro, you can save face, bro, by claiming you made it up just now, bro, for the lulz.

Trust me bro - this is one that you want to take back bro

Maybe someone will call your thriving cab service and tell them to be at all the bars they go to at a bunch of different times just to make sure they are there for you.

That was a classless move, who even worries about a buffet running out of food like that?

Wow. Dan, that's not right man.

Hell yeah shit is the bomb that year we had family thanksgiving the week before because alot of family was heading to Florida so it was just me and Nikki.

Bro - saying that you ordered food for 50 bro, when it was just you and hemophiliac Olive Oyl won't help either bro.

OOPS. He justifies what he did by saying it was a "group" of them but it was just him and a chick. Dan, cmon man, that's just bad. Did you really worry that the Old Country Buffet would run out of food.....on Thanksgiving?!?! Cmon bro....you know better than that.

I told them 20 not 50.