Any of you regularly meditate ??

How'd you learn?...Whats it done for you?

No stupid replies please

FIRST

It's really napping.

I call when I poop my meditation time. Just concentrate and push gently.

Did you mean to say "masturbate"?

Not from what I understand... You're still conscious enough to control your thoughts when you're meditating

no

Do you think about the same thoughts every time you take a dump?

Only happy thoughts.

I'm going by Howard's explaination of what he calls meditation. He says he lies down in a dark room and closes his eyes...everyone wanted to say what was obvious but didn't. All you heard were crickets.
This was a few weeks ago when he was talking about of the AGT tapings.

Not when you're on your 5th trip back to the crack to wipe ...

Sometimes before bed I do guided meditations to relax

i acknowledge the benefits of meditation,

and i have done this on several occasions,

but i simply prefer yoga for exercise and strength purposes, rather than for greater awareness.

I fucked my last meditation coach. Hippie chicks need love too.

How long do you do that for ?

No one believes you've had sex with anything but your hand in the last decade

I've thought about it. Me and a buddy from the office go to this Indian place for lunch about once a week and they have an advertisement for some sort of meditation training. I don't think it is TM. It has some name I don't recognize.

They also have this gaudy painting of some Indian woman, perhaps a goddess, I am not sure, but what catches my eye every time are her erect nipples, which somehow seem incongruous. Remind me and I will snap a picture of it next week. She is kind of hot.

This is an outrage.

im medicating right now

Wut

huh?

hehe

I do dynamic meditation.
Meditation makes you alert, makes you live in the present moment.

What's the difference between the two?

I had slowed down to about 6-7 times a week. Wife is very oral these days so not so much at all any more.


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