Anyone cool still posting in this backwater?

There'sno fucking speed on here anymore.

Where's that cunt Neesie?

Really.

Mine are starting to sag.

this seems important

I dont know about cool but im the richest person still posting here

Same here but that's when I cup them. Nothin wrong with a sagging sack, it just means you can do more funny stuff with them.

Most rich people are tools.

You hit the nail right on the head with him.

this is a conundrum

Did you just push them together and then think about what size athletic ball they resemble?

Pretty much.

Look at ralph trying to be epic

Awesome. I always imagine what it must look like when a guy measures his cock. Cock out, ruler or tape measure in hand. Fingers crossed that it passes some magic number.

Even better Memphis. I would pay to see that production. Finding the chart online, printing it out, cutting along the line and then laying ones cock on the paper to see where it falls? I love it.

I like the "increasing physical and psychological stimulation" axis.

For the male or the female? I've found that giant cocks aren't as stimulating or as sensitive as smaller ones...but the guys sure are proud of their giant members, like it's some badge of honor.

I don't know, I didn't make the chart. I assumed the female.

Personally, I am neither proud nor ashamed of my member. It functions properly and reliably and that's good enough for me.

same could be said about giant fake tits

I actually thought about that. Not a fan.

probably get pretty costly when you figure in having to get all your suits altered

No doubt

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work

My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch -in
Your dick - it look like a munchkin

My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick - good good lovin'
Your dick - good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick - pretty damn skippy
Your dick - hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick - broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick - rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick - fruit roll -up
My dick - grade -A beef
Your dick - Mayday geek

My dick - sick and dangerous
Your dick - quick and painless
My dick - 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

I'm 48 and still melt face to face with hot chicks.

I'm better than I was in high school though.

You're supposed to print it out?

I feel stupid.

My wife caught me laying my penis across my iPad.

Thanks for the embarrassment.

Hey, now that you're back, we need to discuss a few things.
Did you brush your teeth yet today?