ANYONE ELSE GET THOSE PORNO CHANNELS ON DIRECT TV?

OK-so I've been stealing the Direct TV signals for about 5 months now and I love that I'm getting ALL of the channels and when I'm not watching something specific-the channels gets switched to 594, 595, 596, 597 and 598-for those of you that are honest and not into smut-they are the porn channels.
The thing that drives me nuts is-there's this one guy who seems to be in EVERY movie. Not that I'm concentrating on the guy or anything but he's in EVERY FUCKING MOVIE! Who the fuck is he-he looks like a wrestler-with the long hair and the big, square head... do you guys know who this is? I want to start a petition to get this guy banned already-it's going to go hand in hand with my petition forcing Christina Aggieleielelerra and Anna Kournikova to START doing porn... Hey-it's not like the tennis thing is working out for her-she might as well do something she'll be appreciated for.

Fug, I know exactly who your talking about. As you know, I also steal satellite, that guy looks like Diamond Dallas page for all you wrestling people out there. It does seem that he is in every movie.

BTW, I love "the chip"!!!


Everything I said about me having illegal cable and having the "chip," steeling satellite signals is fake, I am lying, just for entertainment value!!!

On a separate note, I just heard that the FBI can use Internet evidence against you!!!

I'm actually not even a big porn fan-it's just so cool that there is always at least 3 channels of hard core porn on ALL THE TIME! So I put it on and just leave it on-like backround music in a store-it's just that instead of easy listening music it's HARD CORE FUCKING AND PUMPING AND SUCKING!
But I did see a movie on the Playboy channel last night that was really good (OK-that's a relative term) called Unreal. And that same fucking guy was in it-but some other chick with red hair-might have been 'Chloe'. I just dig chicks that wear glasses in porn movies. I even turned the sound up at one point and turned the sound down on Howard's show-for about 4 minutes.

It's like this for me-a friend and I walked into Wal-Mart in Detroit in the Summer and picked up a system each and then brought it back to Toronto-where it's kind of legal to steal it. It was easy to hook up and then I took the card to a little porno shop that's on my street and for $20 they program the card so that I basically get channels 101-950 or something like that. And then I got learning about other receivers and bought a different one-which was ok and then a couple of months ago I won an auction on ebay and got totally fucked over and at this point I'm out $200 American... which is like a MILLION in Canadian.
Anyway-you can also get all of the stuff to program your cards as well as some other cool stuff that makes it so they can't damage your card by sending additional signals down from the satellite-which is always a fear of everyone that is 'liberating' the satellite signals and not paying. There are a ton of sites and a couple of newsgroups that I go to about it and I still haven't learned about it all yet-a lot of people are into the hobby big time-whereas I just want to steal GOOD, AMERICAN TV and not get the Canadian crap anymore. And that's what I'm doing-and the cable company knows I'm up to no good-but they can't catch me at it. When I phoned and said I didn't want the extra channels anymore-they asked why I didn't want them-and I strongly hinted that I have a friend that found a way to get them-implying that I had a descrambler-so now they send guys out once in awhile-hoping to catch me off-guard while stealing their shitty cable signal. If they'd take one look out in the back they'd realize what was going on... but we're talking about the cable company here-so it's not like they're geniuses.

is this the dude?


rame.net : iafd : personal bio

Randy West
Performer AKA Andy Deer
Director AKA No known aliases
Birthday Sunday, October 12, 1947
Birthplace New York
Years Active 1975-2001
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or this dude?


(a.k.a. Marc gold, Mark Goldberg, Marc Wallis, Mark Gold, Don Webber, Mark Butler)


This muscle-bound hunk is one of the hardest-working studs in porn, a man who has appeared in well over 1300 features since his 1982 debut. He's a buffed blonde hard-charger whose most notable feature may be his slightly curved member, which makes him one of the easiest-to-spot studs in the business. His long blonde hair and striking good looks have made him a favorite of co-stars and fans alike, and his 'do anyone' attitude has kept him extremely busy.

Marc first hit hardcore screens in 1982 at the age of 22. He started out in small, non-speaking roles that just called for him to get up and off when called on. His boundless sexual enthusiasm soon started landing him meatier roles, until he was one of the most recognizable faces in porn. Marc is far from the greatest actor you'll ever see, but his stud abilities are unquestioned. He's one of the industry's foremost anal enthusiasts, and can often be spotted at the back end of a DP scene. Some of his best scenes are his frantic romp with Ashlyn Gere and T.T. Boy in 'Realities #02,' and his fiery fling with Chloe and Roxanne Hall in the opening scene of 'Blue Dahlia.'

Marc's not one to confine himself to any one thing, and in fact has turned up in a few gay flicks under the name Don Webber. It's his straight work that's made him a star, though, and he has no plans to ease up on the throttle now. Marc has recently stepped behind the camera to direct the 'Tails Of Perversity' series for Elegant Angel, and has proven to be just as talented on that end of the production. A member of both the AVN and XRCO Halls of Fame, Marc Wallice is without a doubt one of the most dependable hunks working in hardcore today.

mark wallis shouldn't be performing anywhere. someone mentioned that he has the AIDS virus. maybe it's a rumor but it was a fairly reliable source.

I'm also looking into that as well Mutt. Actually, that same one I think. It looks like I'm gonna get the Dish Network over Direct TV because I heard that Direct TV doesn't carry UPN which is a channel that I watch quite a bit.
Once I get a dish, I'm defiantly going to "look into" the same issues as you.

Porn devalues what true love is and cheapens women.

Actually-what you'll want to do is get Direct TV and buy one of the 'older' receivers. Basically-what is referred to as a 4th generation receiver because these ones allow you to get what are called 'local channels'. What this means is that you pick up all of the national channels like CBS, ABC, FOX and NBC from both New York and L.A., HBO, Showtime, Comedy Central, FX, E! etc. But you will also get all of the local channels from 41 additional cities which will give you a few UPN and WB stations. The other cool thing about getitng the local network affilliates is that you get to see the hideous local news anchor chicks from all over the U.S. And they ARE hideous!
This is one of the sites that I have used in the past: http://www.dssunderground.com/dsssite/index.htm
OK-here's another: http://www.megsinet.net/~kayo/
I also use 2 newsgroups that are out there-dss-hack and dss
They have been a good source of knowledge-not that I know anything about anything...

And King of all Mexicanz-those aren't the guys-the guy I'm thinking of looks like a faggy heavy metal dude kind of. Kind of like that singer for Skid Row. It sickens me that I even REMEMBER that fucking band.

Thanks for postin some sites :tu:

and the problem with that is..........?

don't you love porn though, Joey?

No, he just likes bangin' porn stars! :sex:

This is the one I use and I get all local channels for East Coast and West Coast, including UPN. I have had it since August and I love it.


http://www.hucardservices.com

Hey-Pussah-and asteve-what do you guys use for online TV guides? I had Click-TV and I loved it. And then those fuckers at Zap2it took it over and ruined it. I can never figure out why-when one company takes over another similar business-it's always the shitty company that takes over the one that was doing it right.
So now I'm shit out of luck for a good TV Guide with all of the great features.

But its okay to do a porno chick named Leanna Heart

I have a feeling it was more than just 'okay'. I bet it was fucking awesome.

Mutt, be careful about what web sites you go to. The FBI did a big sting around a year ago and caught a bunch of people. The best thing to do is ask around your neighborhood. Guarantee someone is stealing dss and they can hook you up with their dude. You also should know that dss pirating is not as carefree as someone would have it sound. The DSS people are often sending out signals that rescramble or even render the card useless! Such was the case with last years super bowl. It can be a pain in the ass at times. Just fyi. good luck with it!

I don't use online TV guides. The guy that sold me the system also gets me free Direct TV guides sent to me by mail!!!

Everything I said about me having illegal cable and having the "chip," steeling satellite signals is fake, I am lying, just for entertainment value!!!

On a separate note, I just heard that the FBI can use Internet evidence against you!!!