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are womens assholes inherently cleaner than mens?

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by TTboy33, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. TTboy33 Full Member

    anytime i finger or fuck a girls ass i have never seen even a hint or smell of shit, i am amazed by this. i am very clean but if i randomly put a finger in my ass i am sure it would smell or even have some hint of shit on it. my question is do women have some sort of self cleaning mechanism in their ass or what?
  2. Ryan_lever UnDead

    :jj: omg
  3. Sauce on Side 24 Full Member

    We actually bathe & some of us use baby wipes on our balloon knots. Shaving helps too. Mens' hairy cracks stink!
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  4. CUTIGER Full Member

    You're just watching too much porn; girls bleach their assholes for the big screen.
  5. Tom from T.O.

    Tom from T.O. Closed by User

    The Women who like their assholes fingered and licked have a system of cleaning that makes it totally clean. Most men, even if told the system, just are not going to bother to go thru that regularly. Vinegar, a tampon injector or some cleaning tool up the ass, baby powder, etc. They baby their little pucker holes.
  6. TheWishman Full Member

    Nah I tend to agree with this man. I think most men's assholes have got to be dirtier. I think we take more violent shits, rip ass, sweat...etc.
  7. Cybervision Full Member

    Beth doesn't shit.
  8. lycosucks Full Member

    The smell of fish hides the smell of shit.
  9. buckefilbert Full Member

    Don't think I've ever randomly found my finger up my ass. There are certain things in life one should keep to themselves. This is a prime example.
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  10. eulogia

    eulogia SFN Gold Supporter

    I don't know who you are, but right now I'm picturing a guy sitting at home sticking his finger in his ass and then taking a sniff. I hope you aren't married. Now I'm wondering if my husband surreptitiously sticks his finger in his ass and sniffs it. Is this something guys do? Please, tell me you are the only guy who does this.
  11. adam

    adam SFN Gold Supporter

    I knew I'd find this response in this thread.
    First thought when I saw the title...
  12. buckefilbert Full Member

    No most of us hetro males only stick our fingers up female butts. God knows you'd never want to find out you enjoy it. :boobies:

    Here's a fine example of a great place to do some exploration.
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  13. rojiblanco Full Member

    Come on.. Look at how hairy and sweaty your butt hole is compared to a chicks. Why do you think womens are less gross than mens?
  14. Tom from T.O.

    Tom from T.O. Closed by User

    It is going unsaid, but the only reason he would be doing that is some chick wants to lick his ass. Right now he is pulling an Elvis and not letting her anywhere near there.
  15. metalhed1 Full Member

    I once walked in on my girlfrien pooping. I was seroiusly surprised. I am constanly shitting and farting but until that moment I had no idea she did either. She constanly wore these little sexy thongs that of course got sniffed the moment they were off and always smelled and looked freshly washed. As for the random finger in your ass, take it out, you dont know where that finger has been.
  16. buckefilbert Full Member

    So it didn't occur to you he might just like things up his ass.

    I was not aware Elvis had ass issues. How did you come by this information. Was Elvis's
    asshole a matter of public record I was not privy to? From what I understand Elvis used Oxycontin as a suppository.
  17. RobinsHuge Probationary Member

    This thread is unreal. Im a female and my asshole does not smell good.,
  18. Flabo Full Member

    If your girl knows her man likes her ass, she takes care of it. If she likes her ass played with, she keeps it clean. If she doesn't want you near it or knows no guy is going near it, I'm sure it stinks. The same goes for men, IF they don't want anyone near it, they don't take care of it more than wiping with wet wipes after shits
  19. Tom from T.O.

    Tom from T.O. Closed by User

    I am giving him the benefit of the doubt.

    Elvis' contributions to pop culutre went way beyond rock and roll. It's in that two part biography by Guralnick; One of his many groupies wanted to play with Elvis' ass but he said "no way." I assume it became a standing rule long before the suppositories. If it's good enough for The King, it's good enough for us dammit.
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  21. buckefilbert Full Member

    If it smells like fish you might want to reconsider.
  22. buckefilbert Full Member

    Are you sure, need a second opinion? Unless you are super double jointed it's hard to tell.
  23. buckefilbert Full Member

    Sorry double posted.
  24. buckefilbert Full Member

    This should keep someone busy for awhile..


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