Ashley Madison Man..that's who I am..

Travlin' the world for his fam-i-leeeeeeee!! What woman wouldn't want to have such a great guy for a husband...
Jesus..that damned song stays in my head all day and the whole commercial annoys the hell out of me...

What's more gross than being married to him is having an affair with him. The whole thing is disgusting.

I was just about to start a thread on this when I saw yours. Holy MOTHER OF GOD I fucking hate these commercials.

I was just about to start a thread on this when I saw yours. Holy MOTHER OF GOD I fucking hate these commercials.

I was too! I cant stand this shit anymore.
Ashley Madison is the only reason I DO NOT like the Howard channels!!!!

But you're saying that you can stand everything else..... including Robin's douchbaggery.
You have more patience than me that's for sure.

I would rather listen to THE CHATTER repeats back to back then to hear another Ashley Madison douchebag commercial. You could throw Cougarlife in there too. Hate their breathy-sexy-baby voice over. I literally switch the channel when they come on.

wasn't there a time when Howard refused to do the reads for this sponsor?

Having that scumbag company as a sponsor is the only thing about the show that has truly offended me. They might as well do commercials for NAMBLA.

But you're saying that you can stand everything else..... including Robin's douchbaggery.
You have more patience than me that's for sure.

I <3 Robin

I totally change the channel or turn it down when my wife is around and that mother fucking Ashley Madison commercial comes on.

There are very few things they've done that make me switch the channel. Ashley Madison, and Cougarlife do that. That last worlds biggest whore so-called "contest" made me switch for the whole day. But really advertisers should do things that make people WANT to hear their commercial. I don't even have a "problem" with their stupid product. The problem is the nauseating commercial.

The woman doing the Adam and Eve commercial is pretty bad too. I would like to know do guys really find that voice sexy? It's so fake and so affected. I don't get why anyone thinks that's hot.

Not sexy at all. She sounds like someone who has zero knowledge about sexy trying to put it on.

Heidi Cortez has a sexy voice.

Oh yeah..it's that Kim Catrell fake breathy sexy voice..I always have wondered if men really like that kind of stuff..and I guess they must or it wouldn't be the standard for " sexy woman voice"... Sounds so stupid!!

What happened to Heidi's show on the Howard Channels?

I think it came to light that Jason was writing for her and the listenership collectively threw up. No matter how sexy her voice was, it was skeevy to hear her say things that came out of Kermit the Fag's head. Plus I think she turned out to be a bitch to work with.

You must be thinking about cheating or you know your wife is suspicious of your cheating ways. I turn it up and my girlfriend and I laugh together. It's a ludicrous prospect.

You must be thinking about cheating or you know your wife is suspicious of your cheating ways. I turn it up and my girlfriend and I laugh together. It's a ludicrous prospect.


Only because I think it reflects poorly on Howard, the show, and his audience. I'm easing her into wanting to listen to him...

too funny.

yes but he evolved.

LuvAngus, you must be telepathic...that stupid jingle has been in my head ALL DAY TODAY.

I wish they would play the other one, "Ashley Madison, I need you toniiiiiight!" just to break up the monotony.

I hate it too. I thought it was odd they wanted to cover the legal expenses for the guy who was paying child support for someone else's kid. A cheating spouse is what caused his nightmare situation so why would he condone that behavior? I'm glad he turned down their offer.

That song is the fucking worst. Fuck you, Ashley Madison, whoever you are.

These songs are all rip off's of classic rockers. This particular one is Bob Seger's Travelin' Man. Schoolhouse Rock classics are another one they like to lift from. They don't mess around when it comes to getting this shit stuck in your head.