Beth On The View Today

Here are some "AMAZING" Quotes from Beth on The View Today.

read along and see if you can decipher what she is trying to say.
Thanks to Engagement Chicken for all the effort transcribing this.

If you watch the episode on youtube, look at the look of disgust on Whoopie's face when Beth is talking.


When she sits down with the girls.

"Yes she goes no wonder Howard loves you. Then you said I was smart thank you. Thank you for having me I’m so excited to be here. Thank you I’m not going to be as fun as Howard but I’ll try my best. He had so much fun with you all. You did go to my wedding. He it is funny I loved watching that what you were just talking about because he really is pushing to renew the vows. So next year will be our fifth wedding anniversary. So perhaps. I don’t know I think he loves me so much Joy he wants ta (unintelligible) again."

Why she thinks Howard is a great judge.

“Yes he did he did um well yeah no that was really genuine but what I think makes Howard a great judge is that he’s really honest with the contestants but that kid unfortunately did not have what it takes to go to the next levoe so I think when he eliminated him it really it tore him apart inside but owtimately he was doing the right thing for for that kid. Yeah. You know what what I love about Howard yes he is. But um that’s what I love about him I know he’s not gonna sugar coat things hes a (!!!) Of all the women in America who are so in love with him he chose me so I think he’s a great judge and so.”

Does he make fun of women

“Does he make fun of women? I didn’t think. Well, I met him who he was. So I knew what he his thing was on the radio so there were no surprises when I listened to him on his show. Yes when he talks about our personal relations like he did with speaking to his mother last week about our personal relations on the air I cringed. I would love to tell the story but I was tode I’m not allowed to tell the story. So um you’re going to have to tune into Sirius Satellite Radio to hear that story. Um no he respects yeah you know what there has never been a time where I had to tell him not to say something it comes with the territory he talks about our sex life he talks about my time of the month that’s that’s what it is and it’s never really been a problem for me all these years.”

When Baba Wawa had to interrupt her to find out what she was saying

“Yes, Bianca the bulldog. The sleeping issues are my husbands because Bianca snores so she has pet beds in every room of the house except for the Master Bedroom and thank god for Home Goods because they have the most incrediboe pet department every time I go I shop there for my the moms on Mom Caves well no it’s it’s it’s a store Home Goods store you can get all of your I shop there for my my show they have a great pet department and they’re so cheap too so I get tuh their prices are amazing I get pet beds for all my cats we just adopted three cats June is adopt a cat month we have over a hundred at the North Shore Animoe League America go to the local shelter cats are the best"

Will they have children?

“You know what we did discuss that um at our most recent discussion is our lives are so full and blissfoe not having children right now that I’m not thinking about it today but that could change next week because we really thought about it last summer so it’s changing it’s a possibility but right now it’s no. I’m not, I’m turning forty in a couple of weeks! No no, I mean for child bearing years let’s be awnest all of my friends are in third round of IVF or so I’m not feeling pressured I’m going to feel pressured if my mind changes and my body won’t allow me to do that but right now I really the world is not telling me to have children so and I feel that a lot of people are saying that’s a bad thing being that it’s (unintelligible). Again. Right.”

Wtf is she doing on the view again? Wasnt she just on it? Would be funny if Howard and Beff adopted a black kid.

Hey,don't you find it strange that Howard barely promotes or even remembers Beth 's appearances or gives recaps of what happens. Nobody would know what Beth does if the Beth haters wouldn't promote her.Doesn't your play by play details hurt your cause of disrespecting and making fun of Beth and further alienating Howard from SFN

Here's the clip..

Brace yourselves


http://abc.go.com/watch/clip/the-vi...-on-the-view/moments?cid=abccomsearch_results

Beth talks like Jerry's kids walk.

Would you recap anything like this??
How can pointing out what was said on the view be considered"disrespecting" Beth?

Whoopi's body language during this clip speaks volumes. All I can say is..wow.

Whoopie is such a fucking cunt. I bet she's texting Billy Cristal on commercial breaks......... "Beth is neither fun or funny, Billy" Pointing her finger at the producer at the end of the segment to cut to commercial, what a hag.

You know some of the people here are only doing this to bash Beth.They claim that she's apart of the HSS and they claim that Howard does nothing but talk about her when it's here that's she's promoted.I say why contribute to making her a star.I never every would know a doggone thing she does in less there's a thread here about it..It's always Bobo or Maryanne from Brooklyn that tells Howard what's she's doing.

That was painful.

whoopi seemed absolutely disgusted by beth and remained stonefaced. Beth wasnt bad, she's just a super happy hot socialite type

why does Beth have to do all that fancy work with her hand and arms. The View ladies are sitting there like lumps.
Good transcript by the way

im suprised that whoopi [ or any of those cackling biddies ] could put up with that air headed hand flailing twit for as long as they did...

Beth "Happy Hands" Stern.

I think she toned down the happy hands, someone must have told her to calm the hands down

BrownJenkin, Your post made me shit my pants with laughter.

I think the main reason Howard doesnt promote her stuff is because he secretly dislikes her spending all that time away from him working on these various shows of hers.

You better watch out Dr Ivan, I see a time out" in your future. lol

Actually, it's a crappy transcript. I'm not defending Beth, but to be fair, transcribing only what Beth said without transcribing the other yentas is intentionally trying to make Beth look bad. ANY conversation where you hear only one person speaking is going sound like disconnected gibberish.

How about really transcribing it and posting the other speakers?