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BREAKING NEWS: Artie Lange in Rehab

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by gob bluth, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. HowardFan4Life Full Member

    I hop e Atrie gets his act together. He is a great presence on the show and his over-indulgence has been a concern for a while.

    On a connected note I have tickets to see Artie on Cape Cod at the end of the month. I selfishly also hope he is well by then.
  2. JeffJ Full Member

    No, this is exactly why Artie is such a loser.
    He's very funny and got very lucky in a crazy bizarro world of show business where he eventually made millions of dollars (only due to being on Howard's show).

    He didn't work hard for anything he has now.
    He has everything and every advantage and every type of help available to him and yet still he manages to be a drug addicted alcoholic food addicted cigarette smoking manipulative liar who, at his age, is still incapable of maintaining any relationship with a woman... and he's most likely half gay.
    He's an emotional wreck Mamma's boy who does nothing to better himself and only indulges in every vice he wants... continuously.

    A winner would overcome all of that and grow the fuck up. He is a big fat loser.
  3. nemo Full Member


    it's all been a lie.....he was never sick....there were never all these scary doctor visits....it's all been a lie......that's what addicts do...LIE!
  4. MPVT Full Member

    I hope Artie gets the help he needs.I went 23 years of active opiate addiction.I have been on methadone for the last 7 years and my life couldn't be better.
    You can't use a drug like methadone or buprenorphene (suboxone,subutex) infrequently.These are drugs that have to build a steady serum level in order to be totally effective.
    One thing that rehab can do for him and that's, give him the tools and know how on what he needs to do to get and stay clean.
    We shouldn't expect miracles here especially if he's not on an ORT (Opiate Replacement Therapy)!! Hopefully they will educate him enough so that he will at least know what to do if he relapses.Good luck Artie and hang in there........Dave
  5. murph6 Full Member

    should have been the book title!
  6. havoc Full Member

    i dont see why yall fools hate on em for liein bout his docters visits. dont yallz lie an say yur sick when ya dont go to work?
  7. ilovesavanna Full Member

    it must be, all the news is the same as yesterday, if i have to hear how langford didn't shit his pants one more time...................... :mad:
  8. bznick Full Member

    I never really bought his "sugar crash" bullshit.
  9. stinkpotpie Full Member

    Rehab didnt work for his coke addiction, he just replaced coke with another drug to mask his problems.
  10. RosettaStoned Full Member

    wait...isn't INTENSIVE OUTPATIENT an oxymoron?
  11. van23 Full Member

    the worst kept secret of the stern show this year.
  12. SHUA1973

    SHUA1973 SFN Gold Supporter

    Some insight into an addict.

    2 very good friends of mine (now dead—overdose together) were heroine addicts. They came to me once and asked if I would help them get clean. So I took a week off of work and spent a week in my house with them never letting them out of my sight. It was not pretty. Anyone who has dealt with this type of thing knows what I’m talking about by not pretty. Anyway at one point during this week they told me that in the past when they were fucked up they have stolen from people to get high. Not just people. They told me that they stole from their parents and siblings and then they told me that they stole from me on many occasions. They were unable to help themselves. The drug had a very deep hold on them. So deep that it killed them both.

    Just to reiterate what Nemo has said: DRUG ADDICTS LIE CHEAT AND STEAL. Nothing they say can be taking at face value.
  13. SternFanTwo Full Member

    Updates are setup on a petcock.

    Someone has to come into the studios to switch the updates...
  14. marcsj Full Member

    :rofl: I can't believe they used that picture! That's the greatest. I love that they mentioned Shia LeBeouf in the same article.
  15. marcsj Full Member

    I've never been a coke addict, but it doesn't seem to make sense that he'd "replace" his coke addiction with a downer like heroin. Artie's just an addict period. Heroin was just another addiction he fell into.
  16. ochopeco Full Member

    Get well big fella. Good luck.
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  18. stormodin Full Member

    im glad artie is at least getting some kind of help. lindsey lohan went to in house rehab for 2 months and that bitch is still running around doing the same shit. who's to say 1 week of outpatient rehab wont work for artie? who's to say the people he's seeing wont ask him to stay longer at the end of the week? you damn negative nancies
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  19. Chooby Full Member


    alcohol, nicotine, subutex, vicodin, percoset, ambiem etc.
  20. stormodin Full Member

    also hilarious is people bashing h100 news... who the fuck listens to that bullshit anyways? :rolleyes:
  21. MiamiPete Full Member

    It's a shame that Artie is so self destructive. He really would benefit from therapy, to get at the reasons why he does this to himself.
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  22. DevilDog Full Member

    Well, I wish Artie luck. He's clearly a giant mess and needs a ton of help. We love you, Artie.

    But, uh, a one-week out-patient rehab? WTF is that?
  23. alotofcrap1 Full Member

    went by his shore house a few times, he is definately not there

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