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BREAKING NEWS: Artie Lange in Rehab

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by gob bluth, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. lakergirl Full Member

    How do you coordinate rehab with your vacation from work? If you need rehab shouldn't you go asap and not wait until the Stern Show goes on break? Just doesn't seem like a strong attempt to resolve things.
  2. lakergirl Full Member

    So does this mean Artie fell off the wagon? Seriously.
  3. NYGiants Full Member

    Definitely Booze and Subutex. Perhaps this is his way of winning back Daner?
  4. Nibbler Full Member

    How do you know how much money I make and why does the amount of money Artie makes make him better than anyone else? By your pretzel logic, that would make Donald Trump one of the greatest men in the world, even better than Artie and Howard. By sound of things, Artie doesn't seem to be a very happy person with the way he drowns himself in food, drugs and alcohol. He's barely awake to experience what life has to offer.

    Where and who are these models that Artie is banging? If Artie was banging a model, he'd be showing her off. Those Penthouse girls only used Artie to go to Letterman with him. Not one of them spent the night with him. Even after offeringalot of money to the Howard TV girls, not one would take him up on his offer. Even the strippers that come in to the studio think he's gross.

    Yeah. Artie lives all by himself in a big house. And...?

    I guess Artie is some kind of celebrity. Hey, he made Perez Hilton and TMZ. Those pictures they used were lovely. If being a celebrity like Artie means being humilated like that on Perez Hilton, then sign me up!

    Sorry, Adam. You have failed, etc., etc., etc.
  5. nemo Full Member

    Remember Gary's lips, teeth, and gum's are why he is on the show...not brains... :D
  6. Azzurri21 Full Member

    I'm sure this has been said many, many, many times in this 36 page post but

    COULD THEY HAVE USED A WORSE PICTURE OF ARTIE?

    man if that isn't a poster for lose some weight!
  7. betabryan

    betabryan Closed by User

    Big f*ing deal. I flipped a rehab house once.
  8. lakergirl Full Member

    You mean real estate flip? If so, :D .
  9. Nibbler Full Member

    For Artie, it's more than once. And he's 40 years old! It's not like he's some kid who doesn't know better.
  10. Townie Girl Full Member

    Yes I know that is true, he is still an aggrivating SOB nonetheless.....
  11. Yohsho Full Member

    It's about goddamn time he did something, hope it sticks but I doubt it :(
  12. nemo Full Member



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  13. PETROCK

    PETROCK Suicide by Mod

    COCKSUCKER!!!!

    News like this happens & I get bumped from tomorrows SFRT!!! :rolleyes:

    I hope Artie gets off the drugs. Not only for his health but also so the prices go down. :D
  14. Hatewall Full Member

    Another vacation week ended by the bullshit of a hack, c-grade comedian.

    This week on The Stern Show: 4 days of talking about Artie.

    Can't wait.....It's going to be AMAAAZING!

    Morgan Freeman
    Artie in rahab
    The Stupid shit Beth did
    The shows Howard watched
    Richard and Sal called some hicks from the south......

    Viva La Revolution!
  15. nemo Full Member

    are you saying prices will plummet without artie actively in the market..... :D

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    how long before artie and his sponsor are snorting coke off a hookers ass in AC????
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  16. BringBackBabyG Probationary Member

    Buy your "Get Clean Baby Gorilla" T-shirt now

    Show your support for Artie now that he's trying to clean himself up again. Buy your "GET CLEAN BABY GORILLA" T-shirts today:

    http://www.cafepress.com/gorillababy

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  17. Inebri-A-Ted Full Member

    Artie just needs to quit those stupid weekend shows and learn to RELAX. He's wearing himself down with those constant weekend appearances.
  18. lakergirl Full Member

    Artie won't be back right away. I bet he takes time off from the show. Robin and Gary will act as if they are subject matter experts while Howard plays dumb about any and everything regarding it.
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  19. Obeseburnvictim Full Member


    Christ can Booey ever close his trap?
  20. TheBat Full Member

    Shia will demand that in Transformer 2 that Optimus Prime pull a full trailer of Budweiser...more product placement. All the autobots will be beer company delivery trucks. The bad guys will continue to be cop cars.
  21. A Foul Odor Full Member

    Shit. who will look after artie's dog while he's gone?

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  22. TheBat Full Member

    Is that Beetlejuice behind Dave Attel? Wow, recruitment really is desperate.

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