BREAKING NEWS: Artie Lange in Rehab

Howard will take credit for fatfuck trying to clean up and they will all kiss his ass like he was some genius because nobody else could see that fatfuck Artie had a problem.

It's not really funny listening to him either.

Why does everyone keep referring to "Fat Camp" as Rehab?

"That dumb gay song he sang to Jesse Ventura brought the show to a screeching halt"

Yeah that was something. You're right, it was proof of some type of drug use. On top of that his homophobia is so far gone he may be veering into mental illness.

I like Artie but lately his racist and homophobic stuff is way gone past funny, into pathetic.

To those wondering what drugs he was using, this is what I've gleaned from listening over the past couple weeks:

Valium
Ambien (in Afghanistan)
Subutex
Booze

He's likely back on opiates too. No one can sleep 18-20 hours a day without a cocktail of central nervous system suppressors. Valium + subutex + booze= synergistic effect to slow down body functions. I'm glad he's in rehab because his heart would likely stop during his sleep with his weight and all of those depressants he was taking.

It isn't about what he says he is taking, it is about either what he is taking and not saying that he is taking or what he knows that he is about to take. He isn't going into rehab for Subutex or Ambien.

You can cancel those "creative meetings" and "coming up with bits" and "not sleeping with all the excitement on programming the channels".

Howard is delighted that another week of shows can be filled with Artie stories and Artie talk. He can doodle and think about his next vacation as this shit writes itself.

As has been the case for years, the show is no longer about its namesake.

Tune in to the Artie Lange Show Monday.

Best reality show out there.

Also works well for the long since dropped it in neutral host.

Artie. Artie and more Artie.

20...36 hours of "sleeping" is code for being unavailable to the outside world.....unreachable to family, friends, and business associates.
There is nothing more annoying to a barely functioning addict than being sought after by a bored silverback in Vegas when you want to get high or you want to sleep it off after getting high....

How about Artie just needs to quit and end it there.


He's a Pompous ass.

I would after working four 18 hour days in a row, sometimes I would crash for a full 24-30 hours straight. But I don't see Artie even beginning to bust his ass that hard unless he's eating.

Very interesting point.

And "bored silverback " is the line of the day.

so we'll get some good shows coming up then..hahah

Just listening to last week's shows and god, that smoker's wheeze makes me gag a little each and every time I hear it.