Calling Stern Truthers - 07-14-11 Stern Conspiracy Show

Stern Truther Roundtable
The Stern Conspiracy Show
July 14th 2011

I've cleared next week's SFRT schedule so I can fill the panel with Stern Truthers. I need 4 guests. You are always on here telling us all the TRUTH about Stern. About how he's gay, he wears a wig, the callers are paid fakes, the pranks are setups, Sal's not that dumb, Howard fired Artie, allegations of product placements, more commercials, etc and I'm offering you the microphone to convince us all. This is your time to step up & be heard. When I've done this before I feel like your message didn't really get out there.

If you can be in NYC on Thursday & you feel passionate about these kinds of things, please be a part of the panel. Post here or email me at superfanroundtable@gmail.com

If you can't but you have these feelings, don't let your fellow truthers down & CALL IN. it's 7pm on 7/14/11. The number is 888-STERN-101. I don't want to be accused of not giving you your soapbox.

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UPCOMING SHOWS
REQUEST TO DO THE SHOW HERE
Let's get these slots filled!

292: 07-21-11 - mankind, Louis, Jill, Gaby (SFRT)
293: 07-28-11 : Super Fan Triva Contest - Barbara Y, Steve R, & Liz B (former trivia contestants - SFRT) + contestants from that morning's trivia contest
294: 08-04-11 - THIS MAY BE THE JACKIE RT, if so I'll re-book - Tara & Jaime B (SFRT) [NEED 2]
295: 08-11-11 - DBlizzat, Rachel Butera, Patrick B (FB) , Mariann from Brooklyn
296: 08-18-11 - Karen G (SFRT), Wheelz (T), Paul M ? (SFRT)
297: 08-25-11 - Marc & Hilary (SFRT)
298: 09-01-11 : Labor Day Weekend - Wackpack Roundtable - [strike]Jeff the Drunk[/strike] Fred the Elephant Boy, Beetlejuice, High Pitch Eric, Ass Napkin Ed, Bigfoot
299: 09-08-11
300: 09-15-11 : We Are Sparta - I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE'LL CELEBRATE THE 300^th SHOW -

ALL UPCOMING GUESTS MUST READ: SFRT RULES, DIRECTIONS, & INFO

these seem to be popular topics but lets hear yours so I can add to the pile


GAY : Howard, Robin, KC, Ralph, Sal & Richard have ll been accused of being secretly gay or bi. Some even accuse Howard & Ralph of having a fling at some point which Ralph holds over his head to this day as a sort of blackmail to get things like a free paycheck & a radio show.

FAKE BITS : bits like etm real doll, andrea sugar daddy, cabbie winning fred's money, KC winning $350k from golden palace, etc are setups. many bits are accused of being setups w/ actors like the so called Real Doll measuring expect. worse yet, some games / contest are accused of being rigged.

FAKE SAL : People simply can not believe that Sal is that dumb or racists, or sexist, etc. it must be an act.

FAKE WACKPACKERS : wackpackers like andrea, HPE, she she seany, MFB, & others have all been accused of faking it. that couldn't possibly be their real voices.

FAKE PRANKS : numerous prank calls are accused of being faked w/ actors, worse yet several are accused of using the same actors in multiple pranks. (granny from i'll get my shotgun, asain woman from black clock, & guy from dirty turban)

FAKE GUEST : callers & guest like the guy w/ the stuffed daughter, guy who masturbates on comma patients, guy that gets fucked my horse, guy who fucked a dolphin, etc are accused of being paid fakes. we all can assume those were fake but howard is accused of being in coots w/ these fakes. some even accuse him of paying Electric Eel Man for these performances.

HTV : callers like BoBo & EFH who call in just to sing the priases of HTV are accused of being paid commercials or at the very least are compensated w/ free HTV.

HAIR : Howard is accused of at the very least dying his hair but some go as far as to accuse him of extensions, hair weave, hair system, or a wig. They often point to his movie contract for "Jane" that give his hair person priority 1, and photos / pictures that show strange hair lines / bald spots, color changes. (LINK)

PRODUCT PLACEMENT : We all know that Howard will say he uses a product during a commercial that he obviously never used (he even called himself out on it in Private Parts) but we understand he's an actor in a commercial (well, some of us understand that) but Howard is accused of claiming he likes / uses products during the regular show when in reality he's just doing a secret product placement commercial. Things like the iphone, ipad, Macs, blackberry, the droid, toto toilet seats, movies, TV shows, etc. He's also accused of name dropping in an effort to get free shit like Jon Varvados scrafs & asics sneakers.

BUCKWALD PLANTS : Howard is accused to shilling for his agent Buckwald by having his clients on as guest & hyping their movies.

BETHO : Howard is accused of cheating on Allison w/ BethO thus causing their divorce and often point to discrepancies in the dating timeline particularly to Beth May 2010 interview w/ Letterman where she said her & Howard had been together for 11 years which puts them together before Howard's Oct 1999 separation announcement. They also point to her auditioning for Son of the Beach & her modeling agency being across the street from where Howard & Allison had marriage counseling.

MONEY : Howard is accused of hoarding all the in the budget money & that's why we lose things like Bubba, Mis Men, even Artie. (MYTHBUSTED - Howard's recent lawsuit w/ Sirius released his contract which shows how all of those things get paid for separately by Sirius and have nothing to do w/ Howard pot.)

ARTIE : Howard and / or Sirius are accused of firing Artie 2 weeks before the end of his contract & thus sending him into a downward spiral resulting in his suicide attempt. It was even reported by Perez Hilton. Sirius officially has denied this & Artie has not claimed anything like this. Alternately people have accused Sirius of insisting that Artie do drug testing or rehab which caused him to quit. Howard is also accused of causing an Artie relapse when he would not have him on air last fall.

THURSDAYS : O&A have accused Howard of not working any more Thursdays. (as in the every other Thursday is over) It was even reported by the Examiner. Howard has already said he'll still be working some Thursdays in Dec.

MIA : There are always questions about the mysterious disappearances from the show. People like KC, Cabbie, Levy, Elliot Offen seem to vanish without explanation. (MYTHBUSTED: most hardcore listeners knwo what happened to these people. They just don't get discussed as often as people like Stuttering John or Susy)

COMMERCIALS : the show is accused of having more commercials though Sirius execs deny this. People point to the 7:30a break & Howard's live reads during the news.

DEAD : It is rumored the Eric the Acting Midget is dead and has been for some time. The occupational videos or voice mails we get from him were pre-recorded, special effects, a body double, or some kind of puppet. Eric Lynch denies these allegations.



DISCLAIMER : These are conspiracies. These are NOT my opinion or fact.