can we trade bobtraw for nerd???

Unlike you, this requires little to no expenditure.

That is the shittiest analogy I've ever heard in my life. Well maybe not, but in the top ten.

Explain to me the irony, as you understand the definition anyway. You clearly fancy yourself an intellectual and desperately want the world to see you as such, so this should be an easy exercise for you.

Oh, okay!

hmpf. i guess i'll go look for my long lost chapstick instead.

Actually he says he hates "the intelligentsia."

I don't think he knows what "irony" means. Oh well.

He likes people with street smarts or some shit. I don't have that, either.

yep, that's how it is in the hood

Smell the brain cells burning... Whoo...

I didn't think you could do it either. It's okay bro. Or, sis, whatever fantasy world you're involved in this week.

where did da rumor bout bobtraw fuckin niggaz while her man watch come from bongsmoke?

I went into one once maybe seven years ago in Apache Junction, AZ. Just imagine how awful it must have been....Apache Junction was smaller back then and the store was full of porn with titles like "All in the Family," and it reeked of mothballs.

I think he's saying my husband is a cuckold in that I am an unfaithful wife, not that my husband likes to watch while I am unfaithful.

Wow, the cuckolding factor brings a whole new level of intrigue here...

Oh?

this is boring now im gonna make a sammich

where do you think she learned to work a glory hole?

It was grey to mind meld here, but its still junk food. I have to read a book.

you looked up the word LOL

Did you see me at a glory hole, too?

He researched the cunt, now he's researching the dick

I had to...the modern interpretation is what I understood it to be. You were using it in the traditional sense.