Captain....errr....I mean General Janks Bombs CNN.....yet again!

The dolts at CNN never cease to amaze me and the millions of STERN fans out there with their stupidity in racing to be the first with the "news". Our point man, Captain Janks, went on the air with CNN's Daryn Kagan and dropped this bombshell.

But that was an important question, Daryn. Would you bang Howie? I know I would bang you, love.





Thanks, General Janks (hehhe) and Captain Boots. Fine execution of sabotage (or is it "sabatage"?). :rock:

Janks: Would you bang Howard Stern?
Daryn: Alright, there you go...

So, I guess that means she would.

"NICE!" -Gay C. Armstrong

I can't get that to play in Winamp or Win Media player.

Chip

Nice work once again, Janks and Boots!!

Nevermind. I had my Real One player open and paused on a Stern show while trying to play the Janks Bomb.

Chip

She was so flusterred after the call saying those STERN callers have better things to do when I think she meant "don't" have better things to do and also she went on to saying they were taking a break to take some time to clean up their airlines when I believe she meant "airwaves".

This shit never gets old. :hw:

Thanks...we were so concerned for you and in the midst of trying to figure out your problem....glad you got it fixed.

Excellent work. Man, I've wanted to bang that broad since she was just doing sports on CNN. There's something about her mouth and lips that says she's highly accomplished at oral.

The man's a friggin' genius. Of course, pranking today's "journalists" doesn't take a degree in rocket science, since every network wants to be the "first" with breaking news. They're about as bright as Kenneth Keith.

Having said that...I'm glad they're morons, as it gives us endless entertainment.

Does CNN have any type of screening process? Why the hell does he get through so often, and why the hell would they think that a general could call them so quick on such a clear line? Stupid fucks.

BIG THANKS to JOEY and CAPTAIN JANKS,

She was definately flusterred, I remember her face during the last comment was emotionless and just pissed off, also she mentioned that she spoke to that same person the past hour, it was a perfect setup.

WHOAAAAAAA

they just talked about the Stern fines on CNN and the commentator said it was good that Stern was being taken off the air and that she hopes that it will stop all of his "dorky little followers" from calling CNN -

hahahah that bitch on CNN is now doing a news report on STERN being thrown off Clear Channel and she said "sayanara HOWARD STERN and all his dorky followers who like to prank the networks"....bwahahahahahaha.....I love this shit...deal with it biatch! :hw:

So that means....:sex:

"I grow on you...like a fungus." General Howie Stern from "Private Parts: The Movie".

They have a debate coming up on the topic of STERN and free speech...they just did a promo for it. I bet they hate that they have to report it. Anyone able to tivo this and get me the file? If so hit me up on AIM @ this screen name. :hw:

You think the way I do, brother. :bukkake:

Captain, the best testament of free speech is to defend speech you don't like.

"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
Francois Marie Arouet VOLTAIRE
The Friends of Voltaire, 1907
French philosopher and writer (1694-1778)

Oh,no. This war isn't over, baby. We're going to fight.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is!

They just ran another promo which stated, "CNN The Most Trusted Name In News". They have some nerve running that.

awesome

joey,when you leave your house,does the flatbed truck back up to the front door,or do they lift you on it once you get down the stairs?

Yea I was watching CNN on campus before class and heard old captain janks again. Shit was halarious and the lady's face was priceless.

I'm the Kreskin of SFN......let me guess what your occupation isn't.....comedian.