Cock Ring Review / Writeup

COCK RINGS - COCK RINGS - COCK RINGS

Get em while they're hot.... and vibrating

Ever since Artie starting advertising cock rings on his website the question has been raised, what exactly is a cock ring, what's it for, & does it work? There seems to be a hell of a lot of confusion but why? What's the secret? When Adam & Eve got in touch with me looking for something like my Fleshlight writeup I told them cock rings! I want cock rings! They sent over 4 and I got right on the horn to let them know it's not enough, I need more cock rings! A big box of cock rings in every imaginable shape, material, & style. If I'm going to do a writeup, I'd like to get to the bottom of this cock ring mystery. I've never used one before but I'm certainly not intimidated by toys so lets get started.

Well here they are, Mutt's cock rings. It's not exactly a great big box of cock rings but it's a lot and Adam & Eve has plenty more to choose from. I don't want to get too graphic but YES, I did try all these things on. Not all at once mind you but over the course of a week, I gave them a demo. Now I'm certainly no expert but I'm pretty confident that I can answer your questions if after reading all this, you still have some.

Howard says that as a kid he heard about them and guys with big dicks would wear them to keep from bottoming out when having sex so they didn't hurt the girl. No wonder I've never needed one of these. Fred says it's a cock tourniquet that traps in the blood to intensify your hardon. Benjy says they make you last longer and has used vibrator cock rings for her added pleasure. We're already all over the place and it seems like I'm going to have to get some hands on training.

Here's what I've learned. The reason there is confusion is because there are lots of different kinds with different purposes. These things aren't 1 size fits all and there's no 1 and only 1 way to put them on. It's a toy. Maybe not as exciting as a giant vibe, but still fun. If your girl wants to get adventurous, go for it. With Adam & Eve's 50% off sale, these things are only a couple bucks and there's no wrong way to use it. She doesn't know what it's for anyway. Snap it around your cock to make it swell, around your balls to be kinky, hell snap one around both or get two and snap one around each. Get one that vibrates for her, who the hell cares. Just getting it & using it is in itself adventurous. Besides, maybe you two will like it.

What do they do? Do they work? What did I like? Check out the following for details. Please refer to this labeled pic.

Do cock rings squeeze your cock to trap the blood / giving you a bigger longer lasting hardon?
YES, if you get the right one. To cut off blood it's gonna have to squeeze. You'll need something that snaps tight & you'll have to find one that fits you right. See the snowflake looking ones, though they are small enough to wear like Jackie's finger cots, they stretch like a mother. I got one around my wrist for Christ's sake. The one with the danglers was actually OK. It might look a lot bigger but it was way less stretchy. Still, I was able to open it enough to to cinch around my balls. I'd use that one again. See the bolo ones? You can make those as tight as you want. Real easy to use. You can put them on hard or semi hard. For whatever reason blood still pumps in but gets trapped in there. I didn't take measurements or anything but I'd say it was more engorged than normal. It was certainly more purple. It didn't interfere with sex at all and it didn't hurt. But would it keep me hard? For testing purposes, after sex I left one on and took my time taking a shower. If I was still hard after a shower, these things are good. After the shower though it wasn't full raging hardon, it was certainly still purple & engorged. When I took it off, my semi immediately went away. There sure is something to it.

Do cock ring help you hold out longer?
I don't know about that. I was still able to cum normally with all of them. Slapping one around my balls didn't stop me. slapping one around both my cock & balls didn't seem to effect it either. The Bead one looked like it would work best for this. My thinking was I'd have to position that bead at the bottom so it blocks 'the main vein". My theory seemed solid but it was sooooo fucking tight. Crazy tight. It was snug around my thumb & it didn't appear to have any stretch. There's no way I thought I'd get it on. Luckily I remembered Jeff the Drunks immortal words, she wouldn't lube it up. So lube it up I did but it was still a struggle to get it on. I had to fight with it. To my amazement, it slowly opened up and I was able to roll it on. I couldn't imagine having anything ever possibly being tighter. Even with that I still came normally. Less of it came out but I still came and as soon as I took it off, the missing cum drained out. IMHO, they didn't help me hold out. BUT keep in mind that it does help you hold the hardon so even though I came I was able to keep going. Bottom line, sex was longer.

Do cock rings intensify your orgasm?
They say that when you cum your balls pull up close to your body. I didn't realize that but I'll buy it. They also say that by cinching a cock ring around your balls it keeps your balls from being able to retract giving you a different effect. Well, i tried it. See that green double. I couldn't get that thing on for the life of me. I think you need to be an advanced cock ring expert to handle that type. You need to put them on while semi hard, one ball at a time & then your cock. I really tried, but every time I'd finagle my balls in there I'd be too hard to get the other half over my cock. The double bolo on the other hand was easy. It not only held blood in my cock it snugged up my balls and sorta pulled them. As my cock moved, it tugged on the balls. It was different feeling. Sorta dirty or kinky, I don't know what the right word but it was sexy & fun. I won't goes as far as to say better or intensify my orgasm but different and different is fun.

Do cock rings make it better for her?
Sure, if you get the right one. In my pics you'll see 2 big ones with vibrators that sorta look more like candy rings than cock rings. These ones don't really do what the others did but they did make your cock like the rabbit vibrator. I'm sure they would give your girl a little something extra but I felt silly wearing it. They have different ones that are more of a simple cock ring with a bullet vibrator on it. IMHO, it's more discrete and less silly looking.

Do cock rings protect girls keeping you from going too deep?
NO, that's just plain silly. When you put them on they go all the way down to the base. It's not a regulator. I've found no evidence of this being the case.

What's with the leather one?
There are all kinds of leather cuffs with velcro, snaps, spikes, etc but IMHO they're just too gay. Maybe you think differently but they reminded me of JD's movie Supertwink. I didn't really give them a chance.


So there it is. I'm sure this writeup will elicit lots of too much info, I didn't need to know that types of responses but I hope it also helps some people have a better understanding of the topic. It's certainly not something I'd use every time but maybe every now and then I'll pull one out. It was fun and sometimes you need to change it up a little.

DISCOUNT
Adam & Eve gave us a 50% off deal for SFNers. You can use the banner below. It's good for almost anything they sell, DVDs, vibrators, and yes cock rings. If you use it, be a sport and tell us what you ordered. I know it's embarrassing but I just told you about the rubber ring I snapped around my balls. you can do it.

• KC Armstrong says cock rings are NICE! (LINK)
• Artie sells cock rings on his website (LINK)
• Howard says cock rings are by over sized men to protect women from damage. (LINK)
• Robin heard that cock rings are used to enhance sex (LINK)
• Benjy said how it holds blood in, keeps you hard, & helps you last longer. (LINK)
• Benjy says he's used the vibrating kind. (LINK)
• Howard & Fred say they've never used them. (LINK)

Wikipedia has a surprising amount of information about cock rings.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_ring

A cock ring or cockring is a ring that is placed around a man's penis, usually at the base, primarily to slow the flow of blood from the erect penile tissue, thus maintaining erection for a longer period of time. Cock rings can be worn around just the penis or penis and scrotum, or just the scrotum alone. Rings can be made of a variety of different materials, most commonly leather, rubber, or silicone, though nylon and metal are also used either as the main component or part of the closure.

A triple cock ring or triple crown is a cock ring that has additional rings for restraining the testicles. In orgasm, the testicles usually retract towards the body before ejaculation. A triple crown changes and intensifies the sensation of orgasm by forcing the testicles to stay away from the body.

Cock rings that are too tight, or worn for too long can be dangerous: this may cause priapism, a medical emergency which, if not treated promptly, can result in severe and permanent damage, including penile gangrene which can result in the destruction and possible amputation of the penis.

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Go Ask Alice on Cock Rings
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2318.html

I don't know whether to be interested in this... or just get douche chills and go home.

I think it's funny that on the forum page it says "sticky" next to cock rings

it is awkward. this was without a doubt the hardest writeup to do. every sentence i wrote, I deleted and wrote again. no matter how I'd word it, I felt it was too graphic. it's bad enough one of the kids friends discovered my fleshlight review. at least they all just busted my balls over it. this is a whole other level though. I tried my best to really explain what they are, what they do, and do they work without getting too gross.

luckily the next write up isn't anal beads or anything like that. for the next one, I visited a girl on girl balloon fetish porn shoot. They be posting the video on www.clips4sale.com soon and I'll be doing a writeup about the shoot and how clips4sale works.