Cooking with Animalgod.

Anyone but me basically.

you people=morbidly obese unfunny fucks who live in squalor with their mole covered troll girlfriends.

You, Sir, are condescending. Good day.

He means White Trash

BJ's Wholesale Club did that many years ago, I think it helps ensure people return the carts to the cart area because once you plug that key back in you get your quarter back.

I certainly am. A bit of an asshole too. What can you do?

What the fuck is this all about?

Just another hot Animalgod thread.

A hot mess it is.

grocery stores in the UK all did that. i thought it was stupid.

I have NEVER not returned a cart in my entire life. Middle of winter in MN I trudge that fucking thing back wherever it needs to go, but you know what? If I paid those pricks a quarter I'm taking it out on that cart. I'm "accidentally" leaving that cart in front of my car and I'm pushing that fucker into the farthest corner of the parking lot. Fuck them and their quarter.

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue.

Captain Queeg would be shtting his pants in fear if he lived in the UK.

if only you knew dummy.

You think this is "quality" posting, but in reality, it is just a sad statement of what a low life you really are.

You are fucking disgusting. I would throw up if I came within 20 ft of your low rent apartment. If your landlord saw what a disgusting filthy slobs you, crackwore, and the gimp are they would toss you out.

This is not amusing. It's not quality, and it's not funny. You are a foul, unfunny, ignorant, failure of a human. I hope someday you realize how true what I just said is, and change your ways. I really don't know how anyone could put up being around you. You are also ignorant as fuck. Hundreds of people tell you your shit comic sucks, and you live in some ignorant bubble where you can't comprehend it.

That is all I have to say. I'm done with you and your shit attention whore threads. I would hope everyone else is smart enough not to buy into your shit. Suck a dick, fatty.

AnimalGod makes me feel good about myself.

i'm sorry but I can't respect fat fucks, no offense you fatso

I've heard you say that shit before yet here you are posting again in one of my threads. You have never had a funny thread you occasionally manage a shit tribute thread that manages to get past five pages on rare occasion. 100's of people can tell me my comic sucks as long as 1000's keep saying they love them.

Lets review why my comic sucks maybe you can help me out? Is it...
A) The nearly 2 million page views recently just on my mainsite.

B) The 4 appearances in Hustler where I was paid by LFP to print my comics in their magazines.

C) That the most popular website in Europe now shows my comic 3 times a week.

The most popular website in Europe!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, man.

Longbone was skinny.

A little harsh but 100% true.

this fat fuck can't cook, all he can do is make a mess

Oh, my eyes.