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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by JumboWop, Apr 8, 2012.

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  1. JumboWop Full Member

    Might as well start a thread before Mutt pulls the plug. Lets see how long this turd floats on the first page.
    JumboWop, Apr 8, 2012
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  2. Filler Full Member

    what happened?
    Filler, Apr 8, 2012
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  3. JumboWop Full Member

    who's to say? the tire marks in the parking lot all lead west.
    JumboWop, Apr 8, 2012
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  4. Apoc13

    Apoc13 SFN Supporter

    Mutt doesn't read the lounge
    Apoc13, Apr 8, 2012
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  5. JumboWop Full Member

    that's obvious.
    JumboWop, Apr 8, 2012
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  6. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    I like checking in on weekends to see the best thread title. Last week's was "I fought George Zimmerman and shot Trayvon Martin."
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  7. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    i like it when you stfu. the best was when you stfu.
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  8. TonyJax Full Member

    That wasnt very nice being its Easter and all.
    TonyJax, Apr 8, 2012
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  9. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    Any news updates on the portly Mexican grandmother you're having an affair with?
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  10. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    j/k. :geek:
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  11. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    Dinkus sucks old lady nipples because they are so long and blown out they remind him of penises.
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  12. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    i'm not having an affair with a portly mexican grandmother you crafty gook.
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  13. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    :cautious:
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  14. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    A portly Mexican mother of children as old as you?
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  15. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    Does she ever say, "Ay dios mio" when you eat her gaping maw in your cubicle?
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  16. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    she's not portly an her oldest kid is like 6 years younger than me. i'm not your dad. get over it. :adolf:
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  17. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    She's as portly as I am and you know it.
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  18. acentx Full Member


    Thank you.
    acentx, Apr 8, 2012
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  19. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    i have a sweet office with a high ceiling an an entire wall a windows.
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  20. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    how portly are you. she's like 5'4" an weighs probably like 130 to 135.
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  21. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    I'm 5'1" and 287.
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  22. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    I hope her entire family finds out and it ruins all of your lives.
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  23. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    no fat chicks.
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  24. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    Oh, hard luck for me.:rolleyes:
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  25. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    you want her family to feel the pain you felt. i get it. that's legit. but stop displacing your anger toward your dad onto me. :mask:
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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