DNR

Okay, I'm sorry man. Happy Easter.

back at ya, chubs.

God bless us all.

it's getting pretty "real" in here. have you trimmed your eyebrows yet Dinkus? are you pleased with the results or are you filled with regret?

That dude might be gay

i tweezed those fuckers good. i look like a million bucks.

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what does the Dept. of Natural Resources have to do with SFN?

EIther that or it's "do not read?" or "did not read?"

"Do Not Resuscitate"

I want one.

me too. animalgod would be interested to know that these can be ordered with extension bridges.

One thing I learned in my years in EMS is the fat ones never sign up for the DNR. They like to be a burden to everyone, even after they're dead.

When I watch shows featuring the morbidly obese they always seem so concerned with living. The fact that they're killing themselves with food isn't really acknowledged . . . they'll do everything BUT stop eating to keep on trucking. And yes, their obesity seems to be everybody else's problem.

As an EMT were you ever part of one of those "Operation Fat-Ass" military-style extraction events? The deal with the cranes and the fire fighters knocking walls down? I love when they drag the people out, normally attached to their rancid couches or beds which they've melded with. The fatsos are always crying and yelling something like "I'm a human being." You'd think a traumatic event like that would shame them into losing weight but no, at the taxpayer funded hospital they're transported to they're back to stuffing their faces and sassing anyone who's critical of them.

I want to be dnr right now.

I got called into a hospital once to pick up a thousand pound guy who fell off the bed. He wasn't hurt but was laying on the floor and we (10 of us) had to get him back into bed. It was quite a project. The guy was cracking jokes the whole time. Like we were happy to be there picking his fat smelly ass up.

So that new doc's not working out?

The odor must have been incredible. I imagine that trying to hoist someone in that condition would be like trying to move a thousand-pound bag of tapioca. I think AG might hit that size at some point. He's probably about half way there.

We took 5 longboards:

They are meant for one person to lay the long way. We put them side by side and rolled him onto them perpendicularly. The ends barely stuck out from underneath him. Then we had each of us grab an end. (10 of us total with the stronger guys in the middle) and we lifted him up and onto the bed. They were made of wood back then and they were bowing. I can't believe they didn't snap.

Then we had to get them out from under him with a little rolling and manipulating. The smell wasn't too bad because I think they just hosed him down in the hospital. Or I was just used to it at that point. Thank christ I got out of that field.