Elisa Jordana and Beth O....what's the difference?

You hit the nail on the head! What's the difference WGAF

Don't blame Benjy. Blame Howard. We wouldn't even know about this if he didn't keep bringing it up. He needs to find better ways to kill time.

Jordana doesn't call in. Beth does. Jordana can handle an instrument. Beth handles Bianca. Simple comparison.

Since dating benji? Elisa has the herps and Beth doesnt? I dunno just guessing.

Why the fuck is this even a question? One attached herself to a multi millionaire (for either love, career, or a combo of the two) and the other attached herself to Benjy fucking Bronk in order to try and kickstart a shitty singing career. That's like saying that driving a Bentley is the same as a AMC Gremlin

One fucks the shark, the other fucks the remora clinging to the shark's belly. Both of them fuck the audience.

One spent a significant amount of time playing keytar, the other spent a significant amount of time in Qatar.

One reached for the stars, the other reached for a schlubby Jew schtickmeister.

One waited for her schlubby Jewish schtickmeister to ride into town on a white horse, the other is a white... lady?

One's name is an anagram for "Bye Host Stork", the other "Salad Joiner".

Whether anyone likes it or not Beth Stern is the bosses wife. Not just the boss but the Star. She can do whatever the fuck she wants. Don't ever forget it guys. The only one who gets to fuck Marcellas Wallace is Mrs. Wallace.

Bronk is basiccally protracted a bit that's getting long in the tooth. My interest and tolerance for him/her/that is plummeting faster than Greek savings bonds. Howard seems to only keep it going because an audience loves a slow mo car crash. It's radio gold.

In that case, Elisa Jordan is a horseface who is only pretending to love Benjy in an attempt to kickstart her floundering career. Soon she will begin writing books about to play and take care of your keytar. Eventually, she will hopes to parlay her "success" into a show on VH1 Classic called "Keytar Kaves". Also, I'm fairly sure that Elisa uses the phrase "European Tour" as code for "Blowing Shieks In The United Arab Emirates". She's going to cut Benjy's balls off and soon enough he will begin denying that he ever asked politicians about their weiners during serious press conferences. Benjy will claim to have evolved and that he is no longer interested in schtick. Benjy will suffer a slow death as his legion of dozens of fans leave him one by one. If Benjy's lucky, he may be able to get a job judging qualifying tournaments for the Westminster Dog Show.

Thank god we're allowed to make fun of Elisa.

Howard had her sign a pre-nup. The only way that Beth continues to get access to Howard's millions is if she stays with him and lets him climb on top of her once in a while.

Hey benjy

I fixed your post for you.

It's a shame Howard is so afraid of impregnating Beth, he has to use a condom all of the time. Lack of trust maybe? When he was with his first wife, he said he never used condoms.

I'm guessing Beth had been around the block a few times more than Allison had, so either she's got something he doesn't want to get, or he doesn't know for sure that she's clean.

Wow.

I hate that look gives when she smells Jew blood, it's highly offensive.

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