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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 2thDK, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. B Stache

    B Stache SFN Gold Supporter

    That shit is going to get me into trouble.
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  2. 2thDK Full Member

    Tell us a story MM
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  3. 2thDK Full Member

    Why
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  4. MemphisMan

    MemphisMan SFN Gold Supporter

    Okay. Give me a topic.
  5. B Stache

    B Stache SFN Gold Supporter

    Cause the titty milk factory is going to see me looking at all them broads then yell at me or sob about how I don't find her attractive. It's bad enough I bookmarked the site.
  6. B Stache

    B Stache SFN Gold Supporter

    Since Curiosity is about to land on Mars, give us a story about the good 'ol red planet.
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  7. 2thDK Full Member

    I don't bookmark shit like that I just remember the addy
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  8. 2thDK Full Member

    Is this about The Total Recall remake
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  9. B Stache

    B Stache SFN Gold Supporter

    Fuck no, we have another rover that's about to land on Mars, it'll be there in about three days. It's been traveling there since November of last year, I'm like a giddy school girl over stuff like that.

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  10. MemphisMan

    MemphisMan SFN Gold Supporter

    I'm not much of a creative writer. I write a lot, but most of it is somewhat technical and persuasive (hopefully). I don't have any experience in science fiction. I did take an astronomy course in undergrad and the associated lab, but I don't feel like I am qualified to come up with an extemporaneous story about Mars in this forum.

    In fact, I didn't even know about Curiosity until your post. So I am going to go read up on that now.

    I remember getting up at 4:00 a.m. to watch the live coverage of the Apollo 11 moon landing when I was a kid. So I do have an affinity for space exploration. Most of you on here were too young to remember that, or perhaps you weren't even born yet. You cannot begin to imagine what a big deal that was.
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  11. 2thDK Full Member

    Never heard of it
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  12. 2thDK Full Member

    I was born in 77 bro
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  13. MemphisMan

    MemphisMan SFN Gold Supporter

    Cool. I was a junior in high school.
  14. viper6575 Full Member

    78 here
    Kovar's parents weren't even born for the moon landing.
  15. B Stache

    B Stache SFN Gold Supporter


    Space has got to be the most interesting subject due to the fact of how little we know about it. The Curiosity mission is one of the most sophisticated to date, I'm really worked up about the landing, hope it all goes well.
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  16. 2thDK Full Member

    Tell us yer best story from 77 bro
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  17. 2thDK Full Member

    You really are a PD bro
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  18. viper6575 Full Member

    Nothing passes by me. Well, most stuff doesn't get by me.
  19. 2thDK Full Member

    Seems that way
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  20. MemphisMan

    MemphisMan SFN Gold Supporter

    I was in 10th grade. I know I said earlier that I was a junior in high school in 1977. And I was in the 1977-1978 school year. But this was the 76-77 school year, so I was a sophomore.

    We were on a bus at about 1:00 a.m. headed to east Tennessee for a tennis tournament. Vickie was this hot senior. She was not as lean as your typical tennis player. In fact, i would describe her as voluptuous. Black hair, very curvy, and a deep, sultry voice.

    I was sitting by myself and she moved up and sat beside me. She engaged me in some small talk for a while. Finally, she confessed that some of the other 12 graders had dared her to kiss a freshman or a sophomore. If she did, her reward would be a pint of whiskey.

    I readily agreed, on the condition that she would share the spoils with me.

    She only had to effect one brief kiss to secure her reward. But as it turned out we wound up making out for about half an hour.

    I had never kissed a girl who smoked. Her breath had the musky smell of Marlboro's and her lips smacked of strawberry lip gloss. It was an intoxicating elixir.

    And the next night, at the Whaley Hotel in Gatlinburg, I split a pint of rot gut whiskey with her.

    Not that great of a story I suppose, but to a 10th grader, that made my 1977.
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  21. B Stache

    B Stache SFN Gold Supporter

    Did she end up jackin you off or somethin??
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  22. 2thDK Full Member

    You tha man MM
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  23. MemphisMan

    MemphisMan SFN Gold Supporter

    Gentlemen don't discuss things like that.
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  24. Cutter

    Cutter SFN Supporter

    Was she busty?
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  25. MemphisMan

    MemphisMan SFN Gold Supporter

    Hell yes she was. Satin top that night and she always showed a lot of cleavage. Just this curvy soft cuddly girl who just seemed to ooze sexuality. But she had a hell of a first serve. We practiced together sometimes and I think I won every time but it was close a few times. She was not that fast, but she was strong.
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