For the love of god what is it with all the fat girls in Portland, OR???

I swear to god every girl here is packing an extra 30-40+ lbs. It's bizzarro to me. Whenever I get a chance to see a thin girl I make it a point to talk them regardless of their age. 9-10 times they remark that they are not originally from Portland. Walk into any coffee shop to see girls stuffing their faces with epic size portions of cake. It's worse than any of the southern states-no joke. The only place similar is, well, Washington.

If you're a chubby-chaser (more of a fat-chaser) this is your nirvana. That's all, I'm done. Carry on.

PA is bad, too.

Well look at what she getting ready to shove down her gullet.

Everyone smokes weed here, non stop munchies

fat asses are popping up everywhere.

Well look at their dating pool

Bad news bro, this country is in the midst of a fat epidemic. Fatties are everywhere.

Oh yea his hair is not receding

That shitty movie he made is like 6 year old

Maybe they're all married. As the old saying goes...

A single woman looks in the fridge, doesn't see anything she wants, and goes to bed. A married woman looks in the bed, doesn't see anything she wants, and goes to the fridge.

True dat-the ladies here are pretty open about having PLENTY of fuck buddies but none of them want to take it any further. The slutty behavior is pretty damn bad but I've seen worse and I'm not one to start a post about girls fucking too much. It is funny/strange/odd/perverse/not right/ to hear some chubbette being crazy picky about some dude.-Ladies---if you don't like tatoos, extreme body odor, and facial hair this is no place for you. The guys here seem overly laid-back about it. In only a few years I've had some experiences where guys found out their wives were fucking around on them and they seem to take it in stride. Personally I'd be pricing machete's if that happened to me but a lot of local guys seem to take a different path with it. Super odd. Interesting, I never integrated the 4:20 factor into the attitude around here. There is a lot of that.

I spend some time in Missouri and Missouri is leaner. Believe that. I know I'm a bit jaded living in LA for 20 years. It's shocking though. Ladies just don't give a shit what they look like here. It's all sweats and jeans and NO makeup unless it's crazy 50's rockabilly makeup.

I look like that at 110 lbs...lol

did you really laugh out loud at the funny you made?

I chuckled.

it was a real knee-slapper

nice necklace......

I know, right? Look, I realize you don't think what I say is funny. I entertain myself, and that's enough for me.

Maybe if the guys didn't have extreme body odor the women wouldn't feel inclined to choose food over trying to look attractive. Why bother when you can smell a guy's ass from across a room.

I know where I"m going on vacation this summer

Farm girls fucking rule

so then it's either NY or LA, those are the choices.

I think Scottsdale and Tempe here have some extremely hot women.

So true, it seems as though the "great" Pacific Northwest may be in a death spiral. It certainly smells like it.

Damn straight you do and no pun intended. I golf out there at least once a year and am always impressed.