free therapy for those who say they won't watch AGT

There is no way any single one of you will not watch the premiere of AGT. Its absurd to think someone who spends their time on a Howard stern fan site is not going to watch Howard in anything he does.. You can lie and say you won't but you will be watching and you will be so excited because at the end of the day you are obsessed with all things Howard....
If you truly were not going to watch you definitely would not be on a fan message board discussing Howard at all..
The name Howard Stern would not even come into your mind but it's always on your mind, you think about the show all day long and you want to connect with all things Howard and that's why you are here.
You envy Howard because of his success and you want to trash him due to your own short comings in life.
Its jealously it's ok. When you were younger you idolized Howard, you thought he was cool but now that you are in your 40s and you look at your life it never measured up to Howard's. You don't have a hot wife, you don't make millions of dollars and you don't have a cool job like being in radio in fact some of you don't have a job at all therefor you lash out on the guy you always wanted to be....
Howard Stern

I dread the next day with all the haters saying how he sucked. LOL Howard is going to be GREAT!!!!

A fascinating glimpse into your brain...

Welcome to SFN

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If me watching it would cure cancer, I still wouldn't do it.

Is this Sal???

Everyone will be watching! AGT will be must see tv!

Howard is the king of all judges

i'll definitely watch the first episode, but i'm not sure i'll stick around or not. not saying i won't, but it certainly won't be the "radio" howard stern -- he's gonna have to be pretty damn tame for that show.

"So I woke up from a nap and it was on, I didn't tune in on purpose". (the too cool for school guys)

You'll all be watching, especially you old ass guys that don't wanna give up the 80's.

Yeah of course your not going to watch, you hate Howard right? You are just on his fan site talking about him every day because.......

I must of hit a nerve with so sad souls here... Just answer me this: Why would you go on a Howard Stern message board and talk about Howard Stern every day if you hate him so so much and want hm to fail in everything he does????
The sad people here have no answer for that, the only answer is jealously .
They hate Howard cause they hate their own lives or they simply just LOVE Howard but they want to be cool and fit in here so by saying they are against Howard they think they will look "cool" it's a shame cause all they do is look like pathetic small penis losers

why do you feel like you need to write little mini essays about your feelings how lame

ermmm ok you might be looking a little too deeply into a message board for a radio show.....which kind of sucks now

yet you are on a fan message board of something that sucks? why?????

Im going to on the show sitting in the news in November, I printed this out and sent it to Gary, He loved it and he agrees 100% with me.. He and Howard thinks you are all losers

Has nothing to do with hating Howard, I hate agt. I don't give a damn who's on it.

was hilarious the other day when howard took a 7lb shit on all the AGT haters and jokingly said he wants to "change the channel to AGT 100" and that he'd talk about it for 2 hrs now. lmao

is it ok with you that I'm here? does it cause you much pain and anguish

grow up

ouch - well that hurts

ill be back after crying in my shower like an emotional scene in a movie

please don't tell Gary or Howard that I cried because of that response....man that would be embarrassing

These delusionalHoward sycophants are all the same, constantly with the why are you posting on a Stern forum. The whole idea of a forum is to have multiple opinions, pretty pointless if everyone agrees. The strange thing is virtually all these folks post about is the other forum posters and not about the show or the guy they say is so great. Why waste time criticizing Howard's critics when you could be posting great positive fan threads. Here's some suggestions:

"Loved The Whitney Cummings Interview Today, It Was Even Better Than Last Weeks"
"The Show Is So Much Better Without Artie And Other Comedians, The Funny Shit Would Interrupt AGT Talk"
"Howard Is A Master Of Theatre Of The Mind Even Trying To Get Listeners To Think That Old Obese Cackling Gunt Is Hot"
"I'm Glad Howard Didn't Follow Through With His Limited Breaks Promise, His Stuttering John Impressions And Live Reads Of Useless Products During The News Segments Are Radio Gold"

i like that he thinks Gary must think he is cool for spending over 5k to sit in the studio - Gary must think you are even extra cool for then contacting him with message board threads